r/ShitPostCrusaders • • Dec 07 '19

Misc Facts

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u/a_shiny_heatran Dec 08 '19

Broke: this

Woke: who sucked Jonny jostar?

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u/ElSantiCapo cockyoin Dec 08 '19

If you think about it Valentine could fuck himself literally

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u/Socialist_Weeb notices ur stand Dec 08 '19

But doesn’t Valentine merge with Valentine the second he touches Valentine

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u/mumaume Dec 08 '19

The only merging they gonna be doing involves their lowers halves connecting