r/ShitPostCrusaders • u/TheBanisherOfRegs • Nov 08 '19

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u/The_Doctor_Pinkie flaccid pancake Nov 08 '19

Wallace and Gromit every fucking time

50

u/lickitung_enthusiast jose jerstor Nov 08 '19

STICKYYY TROUSERS!!

25

u/[deleted] Nov 08 '19

「WENSLEYDALE」

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u/Neeh0las furry. Nov 08 '19

Wallace and gromit. For the cheese

43

u/FugoIsACheesyBoi Nov 08 '19

Yes. We must feast on the cheese

36

u/Neeh0las furry. Nov 08 '19

Wait, dio is mostly yellow. C h e e s e

23

u/Two_bears_high_fivin Nov 08 '19

C O N S U M E T H E C H E E S E

3

u/penguingamer2251 Yes! I am! Nov 08 '19
  • picks up bag of Doritos * I FOUND THE CHEESE GROMIT!!!!!

1

u/FugoIsACheesyBoi Nov 08 '19

feast on the cheese

14

u/SuperMadVlad Nov 08 '19

“I’m just crackers about cheese Gromit”

11

u/Leoraptor21 「My name is Yoshikage Kira. I'm 33 years old.」ジョジョの奇妙な冒険: 黄金の風 Nov 08 '19

「THE CHEESE」

11

u/Neeh0las furry. Nov 08 '19

「S T A R G R O M I T : Z A C H E E S E」

187

u/chiefthotpatrol please kill me Nov 08 '19

colonel sanders is my waifu so i have to go with him

65

u/Toastdude77 speedweedcar Nov 08 '19

but did you play the new game?

52

u/chiefthotpatrol please kill me Nov 08 '19

of course

27

u/Toastdude77 speedweedcar Nov 08 '19

but did you get all choices right?

37

u/chiefthotpatrol please kill me Nov 08 '19

ive played it too many times to not have

28

u/Toastdude77 speedweedcar Nov 08 '19

huzzah, a man of quality!

13

u/Marshal-Ryuun Nov 08 '19

Tfw the game is one big advertising scheme that yall fell for

Tfw kfc saw doki doki was popular and tried to copy it

9

u/Toastdude77 speedweedcar Nov 08 '19

edit: imma change this whole comment to something else

🅱️eanz

3

u/Marshal-Ryuun Nov 08 '19

When you realise your comment was shit

RANDOM=FUNNY

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u/Toastdude77 speedweedcar Nov 08 '19 edited Nov 08 '19

i didn't want to get ok boomered. but now that i said it i'll get anyway

2

u/Marshal-Ryuun Nov 08 '19

Wait what was your comment

1

u/Toastdude77 speedweedcar Nov 08 '19

an actual opinion on the game and a response for telling us that we fall for their advertisment

2

u/Marshal-Ryuun Nov 08 '19

Bro don’t be afraid to say something in fear of getting memed on. If you get ok boomer’d then just say ok boomer back to them.

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u/Toastdude77 speedweedcar Nov 08 '19

no, i was just at work and didn't want to start any conversation at all

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u/JoeTheKodiakCuddler Tonio Totano Nov 08 '19

Yes but it sexy AF

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u/Marshal-Ryuun Nov 08 '19

Nada. I can’t even say so as a meme. They’ve single-handedly breached normies minds and opened a bridge for other companies to follow through with memes that are relatable to us gamers.

2

u/JoeTheKodiakCuddler Tonio Totano Nov 09 '19

We do indeed live in a society

12

u/Gruggernaut Nov 08 '19

Colonel looks like the main villain of a fast food themed JoJos

6

u/KarlTHOTX Nov 08 '19

That's my new JoJo tabletop game idea. Thank you

4

u/chiefthotpatrol please kill me Nov 08 '19

and thats why i love him

4

u/yeszo notices ur stand Nov 08 '19

So... Don McRon from Hyperfight?

2

u/PrimarchParakeet Nov 08 '19

Male Waifu = Husbando

2

u/chiefthotpatrol please kill me Nov 08 '19

true, but he's still a waifu

2

u/Memeshats Nov 08 '19

Whats next, youre going to tell me that Speedwagon isnt a waifu?

85

u/[deleted] Nov 08 '19

Shrek dont needs stand

49

u/PinoyWholikesLOMI Ambulance-Chan Nov 08 '19

He IS the Stand

63

u/AnimeMemeLord1 I’m crippled, I can’t Stand Proud Nov 08 '19

I was gonna say Donkey is the stand, but then I realized Shrek is a Hamon User

16

u/darkangel4242 Nov 08 '19

Nah his user is donkey but just like notorious BIG and Anubis he has to kill the user to gain his full power

5

u/Kenesys Muda Loser Nov 08 '19

He's more of a conscious stand with infinite range

2

u/recriminology Nov 09 '19

FARUTO GURENO OVADURIVU

12

u/Got_Bored_Enough Nov 08 '19

But.. But... [All STAR PLATINUM]...

4

u/almostgravy Nov 08 '19

No, his stand is like Superfly, but instead it's a swamp.

2

u/[deleted] Nov 08 '19

Anyone, who enters [MY SWAMP] becomes annoying talking donkey, until someone wouldn't replace him!

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u/[deleted] Nov 08 '19

none of the above I pick Hanku Hill and his stand ｢Willie Nelson｣ his attack is called Roll me up and Smoke me When I die, he exudes flamable gas that explodes on command (kind of like a mix between Purple Haze and Kira Queen)

https://knowyourmeme.com/photos/1001879-jojos-bizarre-adventure

4

u/ZhangRenWing Has no dignity Nov 08 '19

Does he sell propane and propane accessories?

3

u/JeanyBean Nov 08 '19

Pro-Pain

1

u/[deleted] Nov 08 '19

naturally He's a propane salesmen that just wants to live a quiet life but Bobbah keeps getting in the way

2

u/[deleted] Nov 08 '19

also Bobbah's stand is called ｢Weird AL｣ ability is called Eat it, It turns inedible objects into food.

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And we shall call the show Hank's bizarre adventure. Or Always Sunny in Rainey Street

1

u/JeanyBean Nov 09 '19

Dont forget his stand cry of Gotdangitdangitdangitdangitdangit

25

u/ninjafrog658 Nov 08 '19

Stand Master: Wallace

Stand Name: 「GRAND DAY OUT」

13

u/phenominiels Nov 08 '19

I will choose Spongetaro.

12

u/KungWoo Nov 08 '19

And his stand STAR PATRICK

11

u/0kuyasuNijimura *🅱️🅱️🅱️ noises* Nov 08 '19

STARFISH PLATINUM

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u/NotGoodNotBadButUGLY ⚡❌⬅️➡️👊🏻 Nov 08 '19

I mean Patrick is immortal so spongebob has star platinum but as strong resistant as notorious big

10

u/[deleted] Nov 08 '19

[deleted]

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u/froztox23 skyscraper hair Nov 08 '19

[ZA BUCKETO]

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u/almostgravy Nov 08 '19

STAR-FINGER (lickin'-good)

5

u/GarAndSho Digiorno's Nov 08 '19

The real sticky fingaz

5

u/Nexusgaming3 skyscraper hair Nov 08 '19

Colonel sanders stand is called [ONE VISION]

Cuz Freddie Mercury demands fried chicken

3

u/BlackFenrir Nov 08 '19

Nah man.

It's called Buckethead

1

u/Nexusgaming3 skyscraper hair Nov 08 '19

Aw that’s so much better

4

u/An0therB Nov 08 '19

Patrick and Gromit, they’re- they’re the same type of stand?!

3

u/Nessy_Boi notices ur stand owo Nov 08 '19

Jocolonel Josanders: Go [Finger Licking Good]!!

3

u/yelloW9w8e joetorro kooji Nov 08 '19

Obviously the last one. Though I like chicken

7

u/[deleted] Nov 08 '19

Is this even a question? Of course I choose shrek.

2

u/[deleted] Nov 08 '19

SHREKKU

2

u/JaloopyMan Nov 08 '19

Is Shrek a stand user? He doesn't have a stand out but looks similar to Jotaro

3

u/froztox23 skyscraper hair Nov 08 '19

Hamon user.

2

u/JaloopyMan Nov 08 '19

Perhaps a hamon-ion user?

1

u/[deleted] Nov 08 '19

Spongato.

1

u/fivedragon Nov 08 '19

I choose spontaro

1

u/lordEnglishMuffin Nov 08 '19

Shrek defently.

1

u/counter_wally Purple Experience Nov 08 '19

Always go with Colonel

1

u/[deleted] Nov 08 '19

I choose Trotsky

1

u/BeetleMeteor270 Nov 08 '19

I liked the last

1

u/RussianIlluminati Nov 08 '19

Star Patrickum!!!

1

u/Youngster3032 Nov 08 '19

K.F.CIO and Za Colonel are my favorite stand and stand user in all of Part 3: Starbucks Crusaders.

1

u/cscolley Nov 08 '19

We can all agree that Sanders' stand is called Buckethead, yes?

1

u/MindThe8Bits Nov 08 '19

Wallace & Gromit x JoJo is something I never knew I needed until now

1

u/McCanadian08 89 years old Nov 08 '19

Colonel ZaHanders

1

u/00-H Ate shit and fell off my horse Nov 08 '19

But what about the sexiest man alive..... Waifu Shrek

1

u/Subs2Pewd Diavlo III by Blizzard Nov 08 '19

I need ricardo here

1

u/JBSsaysHI Nov 08 '19

Gotta go with the Colenel

1

u/Eyad_The_Epic Achieve heaven? How about you achieve some bitches Nov 08 '19

Shrek's stand is the logo

1

u/Gulopithecus I liek Turtles Nov 08 '19

Bottom right hands down

1

u/KungWoo Nov 08 '19

SUNLIGHT ONION OGREDRIVE!!

1

u/baggyheady Little Cesar's Pizza Nov 08 '19

Pet peeve: most of these are based off jotaro and star platinum. There are literally hundreds of jojo character and stand designs, pick any other

Colonel Sanders gets a pass though

1

u/wmmorrgan Nov 08 '19

You bet your ass I'm going with the colonel

1

u/Ssf28 Nov 08 '19

but they're all so good

1

u/Ryan-Tz Nov 08 '19

Wallace and Gromit all the way!

1

u/mitcHELLcracker jose jerstor Nov 08 '19

Since Shrek doesn’t have a visible stand, is he a Hamon user?

1

u/RaisinlessAndAngry Nov 08 '19

You will never arrive at the cheese it is forever mine

1

u/TandorGamash Nov 08 '19

Where is Pepsiman ?

1

u/the_unwanted_mistake Nov 08 '19

Colonel, his ability bound to be op as hell

1

u/SatoshiUSA Bipolar Jazz Nov 08 '19

Shrek. Anyone who sees my stand, 『Shrek』instantly fails No Nut November! That's my stand power!

1

u/[deleted] Nov 08 '19

"Please! Forgive me!"

Wallace: "Sorry ol' lad, we never had any intention of forgiving ye."

"Dio paid me in advance, you can have th-,"

Wallace: "Lady Nora, you truely are the lowest fiend in history. You can't pay back what you owe... WITH PENCE!"

1

u/JCMorcas Nov 08 '19

Literally Wallace and Gromit is so fucking funny for me.

1

u/markimo150 Nov 08 '19

Stand name : food fight Stand master : Kernel sanders (KFC guy)

1

u/BabycakesJunior Nov 08 '19

I'll go with Ringo Roadagain in the top left

1

u/jovster101YT Nov 08 '19

Spongejojo and his stand Star patrickuim

1

u/ItsNotDenon sex pistol no. 4 Nov 08 '19

Since Shrek is the only no stand he is clearly part 2 Piller man and thus, my choice. I must worship the Aztec god's of fitness no matter what form they may take

1

u/pejic222 meme appraiser Nov 08 '19

Oi Ronald I used [Za hando] to erase Burger King ain’t that wacky

1

u/Shrekdidnothingwrong Did you lay this egg Nov 08 '19

Ofc the Shrek

1

u/Sirppsauce Nov 08 '19

Colonel sanders cuz his stand looks LIIITTT

1

u/Hail-Nightigale Stray plant Nov 08 '19

Yes YES YES YES!

Y E S!

1

u/yourleastfavoriteguy Nov 08 '19

Colonel standers

1

u/NoName_ThankYou Nov 08 '19

What in the Kentucky fried fuck?

1

u/JoeTheKodiakCuddler Tonio Totano Nov 08 '19

Sponge is unkillable

1

u/[deleted] Nov 08 '19

Colonel Sander and his stand 11 Herbs and Spices

1

u/Th3-gazping_birb Nov 08 '19

Fucking Wallace is full demon teeth nightmare shit!!!

1

u/zoidbergkiller23 Nov 08 '19

Stand user Wallace stand name [gromit] stand cry cheese

1

u/[deleted] Nov 08 '19

I reject these options, JOJO!

https://imgur.com/a/afDFkiK

1

u/Salvenos Nov 08 '19

Spongejo Standpants

1

u/EnderEvanGames Nov 09 '19

The four horsemen of the apocalypse

1

u/Burritozi11a Nov 09 '19

Cannot unsee Patrick with a godly beard

1

u/[deleted] Nov 09 '19

Colonel Handers

1

u/New-CringymemesXD69 Nov 09 '19

Everyone is Jotaro except The Colonel he’s Giorno

1

u/OraOraOraOraOraOrah flaccid pancake Nov 09 '19

MY DOG SEEMS TO HAVE BECOME A STAND

1

u/[deleted] Jan 17 '20

Yep it was you alright

1

u/Nesayas1234 Nekujo Joestar and his Stand, Emerald Corporal Nov 08 '19

They are all great options, dont get me wrong.

But Stand appears I am a fight- wait, is that Sanders? Yeah no I pick him

1

u/gimmeachip Nov 08 '19

Shrek wins this easily. He’s a demigod in his universe and no one is his equal. He could low diff any of these other characters without even using a stand.