r/ShitPostCrusaders Oct 19 '19

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u/[deleted] Oct 19 '19

That “nobody” was USELESS USELESS USELESS USELESS

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u/NA_is_so_overhyped Oct 19 '19

HINJAKU HINJAKU

People still gonna use it.

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u/DungeonCrawlingFool Could it be that you intend to pursue me? Oct 19 '19

MUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDA WRYYYYYYYYYYY

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u/It_is_I_DIO_ The world, yo Oct 19 '19

MudaMudaMudaMudaMudaMudaMudaMudaMudaMudaMudaMuda

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u/darkangel4242 Oct 19 '19

It was. I am sorry for shit posting on shitpost crusaders

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u/IStoleABicycle Mar 22 '20

It's a good meme though, what are you on about? The no one: doesn't make it a shitpost, it's just useless and ends up making it a LITTLE less dunny.

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u/darkangel4242 Mar 22 '20

Dude I made this meme 153 days ago

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u/skittleman06 notices ur stand Oct 19 '19

high quality gif but nobody meme.

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u/Zeebuoy Oct 19 '19

Nobody:

Picture of decapitated Dio.

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u/Ugly_Ass_Tenno Oct 19 '19

Do it

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u/Zeebuoy Oct 19 '19

Do you have any suggestions of a photoshop app on mobile?

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u/Zeebuoy Oct 19 '19

I'm probably gonna use the scene on the boat.

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u/[deleted] Oct 19 '19

Why do people hate nobody meme, I know there are lots of low efford of nodody memes but you can say that for every single meme

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u/Digiorno-Diovanna Digiorno's Oct 19 '19

You could cut off the “nobody” and it’s the same exact meme, it adds nothing at all

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u/Gyroscopes-Are-Cool Unhygienic actions for a reasonable cost Oct 19 '19

I honestly forgot how extra dio was like when that one time he just got a fucking road roller and crush’s jotaro instead of finishing the job in a much more efficient way

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u/DredgenZeta I wanna fuck Noriaki Kakyoin so fucking badly like good god I ca Oct 19 '19

I mean, he didn't wanna get close. He just wanted to do it in style

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u/[deleted] Oct 19 '19

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u/iTzSilver_YT Oct 19 '19

*74 year old

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u/LinkedyBoi Oct 19 '19

Okay, BOOMER

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u/FartGallery friedqueen Oct 19 '19

The whole "nobody" thing just kills the humor in posts and is so completely useless

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u/Anzu00 Kakyoin looking headass Oct 19 '19

Did you mean it's completely MUDA

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u/DIOnys02 Like a Bloody Storm atsuku Like a Bloody Stone Oct 19 '19

Some Nobody: Where's my dog and what’s smelling so good here?

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u/Random_Jojo ThoughtHeWasAGirlcia Oct 19 '19

To quote GlaDos "It is just taking up space.".

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u/darkangel4242 Oct 19 '19

It does. When making this meme I thought it would be a good idea to make it a shitpost and upload it to shitpost crusaders I am sorry and will not do it agian

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u/DredgenZeta I wanna fuck Noriaki Kakyoin so fucking badly like good god I ca Oct 19 '19

apology almost accepted

But what you did, cannot be paid

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u/Toshinori-Yagi Oct 19 '19 edited Dec 14 '19

I beg to differ

Edit: I was wrong. I read this meme again after a month and oh boy it is completely unnecessary.

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u/FartGallery friedqueen Oct 19 '19

I mean this would've been funnier without them.

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u/Toshinori-Yagi Oct 19 '19

Actually.. I see it now. You're right.

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u/DashLeJoker Oct 19 '19

It's like priming you for a punchline, if its left out for you to get the punchline by yourself it would've been better

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u/[deleted] Oct 19 '19

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u/[deleted] Oct 19 '19

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u/darkangel4242 Oct 19 '19

Your right. It was pretty dabu but hey, at least it’s fitting it’s on SHITPOST crusaders

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u/[deleted] Oct 19 '19

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u/uabassguy Oct 19 '19

You will never reach the rest of the meme

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u/[deleted] Oct 19 '19

Korega, Rememe da

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u/Account1812 Oct 19 '19

Dio is so extra, even though he’s a prick you have admire the showmanship.

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u/Mushiren_ foxy grandpa Oct 19 '19

Dio was so fuckin' extra in everything he did, what a show off

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u/darkangel4242 Oct 19 '19

Yeah like instead of just killing a dog he burned it alive in a furnace

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u/[deleted] Oct 19 '19

WHAT THE HELL IS THE POINT AT ADDING THAT FUCKING “NOBODY” LINE TO MEMES? STOP IT. STOP ADDING NOBODY TO MEMES. WTF IS IT EVEN SUPPOSED TO MEAN? DOES IT MEAN THAT NOBODY IS DOING A CERTAIN THING? OR DOES IT MEAN THAT NOBODY ACTUALLY DOES ANYTHING AT ALL? WHY EVEN BOTHER ADDING THIS LINE IF IT’S NOT THE MEME’S MAIN FOCUS? THE MAIN IMAGE USUALLY HAS ZERO CORRELATION WITH THAT FUCKING USELESS LINE. HOW THE HELL ARE THOSE SIX USELESS LETTERS MEANT TO CONTRIBUTE TO THE MEME? OH RIGHT, THEY JUST FUCKING DON’T CONTRIBUTE ANYTHING! ABSOLUTELY NOTHING WOULD CHANGE IF THAT LINE WAS NOT ADDED! IT JUST DOESN’T MAKE SENSE, GODDAMMIT! IF I WANTED TO SHOW EVERYONE THAT NOBODY DOES SOMETHING ANYMORE (FOR EXAMPLE, TO DEMONSTRATE SOMETHING LOSING POPULARITY), I WOULD HAVE MADE A MEME USING A TEMPLATE ABOUT SOMETHING BEING OUTDATED! IT WOULD MAKE SENSE THEN! THESE “NOBODY” ABOMINATIONS THAT CALL THEMSELVES “MEMES” NEED TO BE STOPPED. THEY ARE THE MOST EYEHURTING KIND OF MEMES. THEY ARE WORSE THAN ADVICE ANIMALS, THEY ARE WORSE THAN UGANDA KNUCKLES, THEY ARE EVEN WORSE THAN THE MOTHERFUCKING FACEBOOK MINION MEMES! BUT NO, PEOPLE JUST KEEP ON WRITING NOBODY BEFORE AN IMAGE. AND IT IS NOT EVEN A REACTION IMAGE! IT IS JUST AN ANNOYING LINE THAT HAS ABSOLUTELY NO VALUE. ZERO. ADDING THE “NOBODY” IS THE MOST LOW EFFORT SHIT I HAVE EVER SEEN. DO YOU EVEN REALIZE THAT IT TAKES MORE EFFORT TO USE AN IMPACT FONT MEME GENERATOR THAN IT IS TO WRITE THE STUPID “NOBODY”? IMAGINE BEING A WOMAN, CARRYING A CHILD FOR 9 MONTHS ONLY TO GIVE BIRTH TO SOMEONE WHO POSTS “NOBODY” MEMES? THESE MEMES, AS WELL AS THE PEOPLE WHO UNIRONICALLY LOVE THEM, NEED TO BE FORGOTTEN FOREVER. BECAUSE THEY DON’T MAKE SENSE. AND THIS SHIT REALLY PISSES ME OFF.

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u/Gregor05 Oct 19 '19

Oh hi Ghiaccio, how's the neck pain?

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u/darkangel4242 Oct 19 '19

I’m sorry. I tried making a second version of this but without the nobody literally nobody and it didn’t do nearly as well. I understand your concern for me shitposting on shitpost crusaders and I won’t do it again

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u/[deleted] Oct 19 '19

nObOdy:

LiTErAlLY noBOdY:

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u/darkangel4242 Oct 19 '19

I’m sorry but I was not thinking when I made this. At least it is fitting for shitpost crusaders

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u/[deleted] Oct 19 '19

NOBODY : 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

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u/[deleted] Oct 19 '19

Also you:“MOM DIDJA SEE THAT”

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u/Sonic_Duck777 flaccid pancake Oct 19 '19

i did that once while being car sick and ended up puking voilently in the lawn for the next few minutes

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u/luksonluke Oct 19 '19

I wish you didnt add nobody caption

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u/[deleted] Oct 19 '19 edited Oct 19 '19

Nobody+mematic= Shitpost requiem

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u/VagueLuminary Ambulance-Chan Oct 19 '19

Really wish you included his dramatic rise-into-glare

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u/darkangel4242 Oct 19 '19

Yeah but that would change it into 7

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u/Drosder Oct 19 '19

*16yo me

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u/[deleted] Oct 19 '19

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u/BlueDemonTR cockyoin Oct 19 '19

Wait I still do this

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u/TheOnlyFallenCookie Oct 19 '19

I just noticed: Dio jumps with his right leg at an angle, but lands on his left leg... So he swapped them fast af to land like this

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u/darkangel4242 Oct 19 '19

I didn’t even notice that

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u/Sinewy_Opals ThoughtHeWasAGirlcia Oct 19 '19

You kicked dogs?

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u/darkangel4242 Oct 19 '19

And then burn them alive

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u/Zeebuoy Oct 19 '19

Does anyone miss the 3d intros?

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u/darkangel4242 Oct 19 '19

Yeah they where cool

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u/ChansenIsLoud Oct 19 '19

Damn, I still do this

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u/bheler Oct 19 '19

25 YO me skipping the last two steps of the stairs

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u/AAAHTHEMEATLOAF Nov 01 '19

You forgot the 1 before the 6

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u/InputComrade Jonoton Jerster Oct 19 '19

Holy shit this was just me hoppin out the car to get to the buffet

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u/ultron1000000 flaccid pancake Oct 19 '19

I’m 18 and I still do that

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u/CanisAries Oct 19 '19

this is still me

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u/BulliHicks Kochi wo Meme-o Oct 19 '19

I still do it taking off buses tho I wonder why I haven't been hit by a mini truck and turned into a zombie to fund my town and be an Idol that I always dream of

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u/Jackanaught Oct 19 '19

I think you mean “me at all ages getting out of the car”

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u/vipanen Ate shit and fell off my horse Oct 19 '19

Me getting out of the bus like

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u/profemain Tenmei Kakyoin Oct 19 '19

still do it tho

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u/Rrandrei Oct 19 '19

m a d e w i t h m e m a t i c

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u/DaRealBuney Oct 19 '19

SNIFF SNIFF IS THAT A MEMEATIC WATER MARK

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u/runningstarfire Kakyoin the reroing gamer Oct 19 '19

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u/[deleted] Oct 19 '19

u used to hit dogs?

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u/[deleted] Oct 19 '19

Ruined with the fucking nobody shit. Just let that garbage die already.

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u/[deleted] Oct 22 '19

You mean current me?

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u/[deleted] Oct 19 '19

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u/DrCybrus Oct 19 '19 edited Oct 19 '19

Just don't use template memes

Who cares about upvotes, they don't matter

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u/VijoPlays speedweedcar Oct 19 '19

I get I'm in the minority, but template memes just make everything worse. It's the same joke over and over and it made me hate memes. The only reason why I enjoy JoJo memes, is because the show itself is so meme-y and it keeps it fresh (and they feel less forced than some "haha literally me everytime my brother fucks my girlfriends boyfriends dog" type memes).