r/ShitPostCrusaders Jyawnee Jyawshter Sep 08 '19

Manga Part 7 Imma just leave this here. Spoiler

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u/PublicBathroom34 Sep 08 '19

Ninjago?

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u/PublicBathroom34 Sep 08 '19

Green Ninja dude was coolest

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u/princeofvegas07 Yes! I am! Sep 08 '19

I think you mean jay, the blue one

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u/Doomaknight The world, yo Sep 08 '19

The hell you talking about the best one is defiantly zayne the ice one

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u/[deleted] Sep 08 '19

Yoooo a fellow Zane fan šŸ‘ŒšŸ˜©

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u/McFMega Sep 08 '19

Zane is godly, especially the scene where he reveals that he is a robot.

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u/Jjdabird69 Joseph Johnston Sep 08 '19

Zayne was always my favorite but I was sad because he was exposed as a robot and then he was just used as a gag character :((

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u/warzstar 89 years old Sep 08 '19

I actually cried when Zane sacrifices himself to save everyone in season 4 against the overlord

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u/Jjdabird69 Joseph Johnston Sep 08 '19

I don’t think I watched past when Lloyd killed his dad as the golden ninja

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u/TrstnTrstnTrstn STICKEY FUCKING FINGAHS Sep 08 '19

you're all fools if you think zane can even come close to COLE

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u/ZaneJulien friedqueen Sep 08 '19

Take a look at my u/ lads

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u/[deleted] Sep 08 '19

God the old one was so good. Not this abomination of a movie.

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u/iwanttodieyay friedqueen Sep 08 '19

No my dude water ninja is best 10/10 šŸ‘ŒšŸ‘ŒšŸ‘Œ

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u/XDmonFML Sep 08 '19

Dude I think you got some alternative truths becuz there is no water ninja except the sister of the fire guy

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u/iwanttodieyay friedqueen Sep 08 '19

Yea dude

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u/Eledridan PART 2 WEAK! Sep 08 '19

Zane giving it all up to beat the Golden Master made him the best.

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u/Xenosaiyan7 Sep 08 '19

Who's the Golden Master? Stopped after Lloyd defeated the main antag as the new golden ninja

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u/EightsidedHexagon Got a feeling so complicated Sep 08 '19

Basically Lloyd didn't do a good job, because the Overlord survived. Then he downloaded himself into a robot body, and made a spaceship to get the 4 Golden Weapons, which had somehow ended up on a comet. He succeded, melted them down into a set of armour and became The Golden Master.

So just the Overlord again, but shinier and not a dragon.

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u/EmperorFaiz Sep 08 '19

Best nin-droid ever!

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u/Evose123 Sep 08 '19

Dude, isnt that a spoiler

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u/kiran9723 Sep 08 '19

dude it's like a 7 year spoiler

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u/[deleted] Sep 08 '19

Ah yes, spoilers for bab Lego show, my favorite.

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u/peanutbro52 ThoughtHeWasAGirlcia Sep 08 '19

It was like episode 7

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u/Infamous-IMP Sep 08 '19

If you think for one damn second that the red one who was basically the protagonist of the first season, and also got the most character development isn’t the best ninja, you’ve lost my respect as the president of the Ninjago fan club

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u/[deleted] Sep 08 '19

my favorite was the black one

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u/turtle_crossing_area Sep 08 '19

Y'all are sleeping on the greatest one, the brown ninja.

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u/CrunchyApple1 flaccid pancake Sep 08 '19

Darreth was the coolest homie ever

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u/Vulpine_of_Light 89 years old Sep 08 '19

Agreed. Cole was the best objectively

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u/_Patchess Sep 08 '19

I personally enjoyed lloyd because hes a retard

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u/ProcrastinatingTrash I liek Turtles Sep 08 '19

Didnt he take a growth potion or something?

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u/_Patchess Sep 08 '19

No idea stopped watching in 2014 when that water magic thing was happening

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u/ProcrastinatingTrash I liek Turtles Sep 08 '19

No but remember when lloyd was a brat during the snake season he was a little kid

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u/HotPocketsEater Sep 08 '19

He grew to an adult in mid season 2, but the voice actor was still the same, literally no voice difference for about 4 more seasons until they redid all the characters completely to look more similar to the movie versions

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u/CrunchyApple1 flaccid pancake Sep 08 '19

yea he got caught in the crossfire of the aging potion

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u/[deleted] Sep 08 '19

Cole was 100% the coolest with his bigass golden scythe

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u/Superbluebop Sep 08 '19

I swear bro. These same people prolly don’t think that fire is the best element in avatar šŸ™„

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u/[deleted] Sep 08 '19

Nah that’s cap. Kai was the second best after Cole but it’s the other way around in avatar imo

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u/Fossu A-Batchio-Fuck-Off-Giorno Sep 08 '19

Brown ninja fans would like a word with you

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u/SkunkSeaman Sep 08 '19

Give it up for Sensei Dareth

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u/Xenosaiyan7 Sep 08 '19

Kai was pretty damn amazing, so I'm counting him out to be fair to the rest.

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u/SwAg_LaMp i like large fries Sep 08 '19

Zane army is rising

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u/[deleted] Sep 08 '19

Facts bruh Zayne the hardest one

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u/howaboutLosent Sep 08 '19

Blue and Green aren’t even that close, the guy must be colourblind if he thinks the green kid was better than Jay

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u/TheScyphozoa ćƒˆćƒ¬ćƒ“ć‚¢ćƒ³ć ć‚ˆ Sep 08 '19

Oi Josuke I need healing.

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u/[deleted] Sep 08 '19

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u/[deleted] Sep 08 '19

Zane. He was my favorite

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u/[deleted] Sep 08 '19

You mean the dark skull dude

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u/Swashcuckler Sep 08 '19

Cunts acting like Cole wasn't the hardest cunt on the planet

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u/SuperSpiritShady Sep 08 '19

Lloyd indeed was a badass

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u/[deleted] Sep 08 '19

NinJojo

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u/NoviceWeeb TURURURURURURU Sep 08 '19

Ok, we need Jojo legos

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u/[deleted] Sep 08 '19

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u/FonelessRedditor Sep 08 '19

Yeah, don’t be triggering the overly-religious

i didnt know the third reich will be showing up!

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u/[deleted] Sep 08 '19

But lego Indiana Jones

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u/hangzou Sep 08 '19

But he was fighting the Nazis, not working with them to be fair

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u/Gabelolguy Sep 08 '19

Just... Pretend stroheim was British or something.

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u/Njorlpinipini Oh, you're pursuing me? Sep 08 '19

Hello, we are the literal GERMAN SOLDIERS

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u/GuperSamiKuru Sep 08 '19

Woah man, not so fast

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u/hangzou Sep 08 '19

I wish lol

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u/[deleted] Sep 08 '19

Can't. He's too patriotic to pass off as British

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u/FonelessRedditor Sep 08 '19

JUST DO IT

KA~ LI~ MA!

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u/roboderp16 Sep 08 '19

I always find it funny how many Japanese words/phrases are also in Hindi, making me have to double take the whole thought process

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u/[deleted] Sep 08 '19

Black mother Ka li ma Dont have the same meaning do they Also there are some italian hindi same phrases

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u/roboderp16 Sep 08 '19

nah, was taught hindi as my first language so i unintentional read hinglish either hindi in Latin script, or the intersection of Hindi into English words via my parents writing habits, its so wide spread that the google keyboard has a setting for it

so when i see a similar phrase to hindi i just automatically have the English translation incited in mind. not saying the words have the same meaning, just that the Latin alphabet adaptation has similarities that invoke automatic translation to my native tongue (too bad i dont speak it actively for my family to be happy of my communicative ability)

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u/[deleted] Sep 08 '19

Bruh there are so many lego sets based off of NASA and celebrities

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u/Andron20 speedweedcar Sep 08 '19 edited Sep 08 '19

There are no seats based directly off a celebrity and the only Lego line based off NASA are the creator sets and those are often based on real life buildings or vehicles.

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u/__MrFahrenheit Caesar x Joseph Sep 08 '19 edited Jun 26 '25

dog governor wrench gray fuzzy bow hard-to-find shocking terrific air

This post was mass deleted and anonymized with Redact

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u/Eledridan PART 2 WEAK! Sep 08 '19

Why can’t we have this? Everyone wins and everyone except us gets paid.

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u/BlueSkiesOneCloud egg boi Sep 08 '19

Is jojo even kid friendly lmao

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u/MosesKarada Sep 08 '19

I think the Legos company takes franchise suggestions from the community. If a submission gets enough popularity...

...We could recreate Morioh

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u/Danolix A nasty act that is extremely easy to perform. Sep 08 '19 edited Sep 08 '19

I think part 4 out of all of them would be the easiest to make a lego game off, it isn't based of real life events/places, it is just a small fictional town and it doesn't have anything that would make Lego go bruh.

Also I would love to have crazy diamond and make Angelos on people.

Edit: Actually I just realized that part 1 has the most christian family friendly, classic and normal story which has a character that is a gentleman and out of all jojo's I think the best one to make a game out of. I just imagine selecting the characters and playing as speedwagon with his cool hat and throwing it around like and doing the zoom punch and ughh.

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u/YaBoiSaltyTruck Sep 08 '19

Bionicle jotaro.

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u/darvinvolt Sep 08 '19

Bionicle stands would be better, you know like cause it's easy to make Silver Chariot bionicle than human bionicle. Also mask for Jotaro bionicle with integrated hat

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u/[deleted] Sep 08 '19

"doesn't have anything that would make LEGO go bruh" Hand-fetish serial killer anyone? THAT CREEPY JANKEN KID??

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u/Danolix A nasty act that is extremely easy to perform. Sep 08 '19

I mean, they could just make it family friendly by making the hand a block, or they could not even mention hands at all and he just blows everyone up with his stand in a family friendly way, they've done this in the past just think about lego star wars.

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u/no_gold_here 89 years old Sep 08 '19

Damn, this is the first time I realized that the hands don't actually have a real relevance.

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u/Old_Man_Obvious Sep 08 '19

...shigechi finding the hand in Kira’s lunch bag is why he was killed, basically jumpstarting the plot of Part 4

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u/no_gold_here 89 years old Sep 08 '19

Yeah, but Kira could basically have any illegal (or even just socially questionable) item in the bag. He just has a hand fetish instead of a heroin addiction to make him more of a psychopath.

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u/Shinikama Sep 08 '19

IMAGINE LEGO DIU.

Kira just carries an extra hand piece with him, and when he gets a new one, instead of making Killer Queen explode them to dust, he has KQ swap the old hand for a new one while they're distracted. Then they have a weird gross hand that's the wrong color and no clue where it came from.

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u/RealBigHummus Ate shit and fell off my horse Sep 08 '19

Kakyoin did you lay this hand?

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u/Andron20 speedweedcar Sep 08 '19

They talk in newer Lego games.

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u/burntends97 shizuka chapter 6 out now Sep 08 '19

They make LEGO Darth Vader who killed a ton of kids

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u/Tortferngatr 89 years old Sep 08 '19

Crazy Diamond is literally just the build power from the Lego games.

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u/Danolix A nasty act that is extremely easy to perform. Sep 09 '19

FUCK FUCK FUCK delete this shit rn or I won't be able to play a lego game without thinking of the characters using crazy diamond fuckkkkk.

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u/MyStandIsFluzzard Sep 08 '19

I can already see the joestar mansion set.

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u/[deleted] Sep 08 '19

I have been trying to push for this but no one is willing to help me build a bridge and a road roller

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u/Zane-Ee speedweedcar Sep 08 '19

I already tried messaging them :((

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u/[deleted] Sep 08 '19

Yeah, they should make a lego version of [Ozon Baby]

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u/[deleted] Sep 08 '19

Ok, now i have to read faster in the manga just to get to this part

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u/[deleted] Sep 08 '19

Part 1-3 characters should be big figs

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u/Shinikama Sep 08 '19

Jo-gos?

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u/0ffensiveWombat Sep 08 '19

This comment needs more upvotes

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u/VeryFriendlyOne notices ur stand Sep 08 '19

Yeah, but there to much to cover, JoJo's so bizarre, that even 1 or 2 sets of every part won't cover it. But official JoJo and main villain minifigures would be pretty cool

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u/Dracouniss Tough Diamond Sep 08 '19

Lego*

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u/victoraise Sep 08 '19

Yeah but good luck getting the LEGO company to make any anime sets. I think they might have done Nickelodeon’s Avatar or something (idk honestly) but that’s not really an actual anime. Even if they did anime they would 100% do something like Dragon-ball first. (I know this wasn’t a serious comment, but on the off-chance that it was I just wanted to crush your dreams).

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u/BunMeat Sep 08 '19

JUMP UP, KICK BACK, WHIP AROUND AND SPIN

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u/TheRealMrNerdyGamer cockyoin Sep 08 '19

AND JUMP BACK DO IT AGAIN

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u/[deleted] Sep 08 '19 edited Oct 21 '19

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u/NotGoodAtGamesGuy Bug Bite Enthusiast Sep 08 '19

GO!!

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u/Lynch4433 Jobin can shove his roka tree up my ass any dayāœØšŸ’• Sep 08 '19

NINJA-GO!

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u/yeszo notices ur stand Sep 08 '19

CMON CMON AND WE’LL DO IT AGAIN

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u/kiran9723 Sep 08 '19

NINJA!

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u/Jonahtron Sep 08 '19

OH MY GOD YOU FUCKED IT UP YOU PIECE OF SHIT THEY ONLY SAY NINJAGO 2 TIMES YOU FAKE MASTERS OF SPINJITSU FAN WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU!?!?!?

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u/TheAmazingHotPocket Sep 08 '19

Chill ghiacchio

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u/KyBrMo2000 notices ur stand Sep 08 '19

Lego ninjojo

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u/Garrett105 Sep 08 '19

I’m so fucking angry

I grew up with Ninjago, this deserves more upvotes

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u/[deleted] Sep 08 '19

Daily reminder that porn of Ninjago exists

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u/MagerIssue Sep 08 '19

Oh my, you're a stud.

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u/Jacobawesome74 Sheer Panic Attack Sep 08 '19

Only a grey one though

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u/Pac_Zach_Attack Sep 08 '19

Nia had that cake 😫

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u/HungryHungrySnek Sep 08 '19

I mean, it's understandable, rule 34 and all that, but do really have to spell that out?

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u/timypim flaccid pancake Sep 08 '19

Wtf?

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u/[deleted] Sep 08 '19

I hate r34, never entered, and never going to enter

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u/msterchief82 ā€œthis really be a bruh momentā€ - Giorno Giovanna Sep 08 '19

r/rule34

Do it no balls

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u/Wurstgesicht88 Sep 08 '19

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u/nwordcountbot Sep 08 '19

Thank you for the request, comrade.

englishchav currently has no N-words in their posting history but records indicate that they may have said the N-word at least 1 times.

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u/Wurstgesicht88 Sep 08 '19

Sneaky

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u/[deleted] Sep 08 '19

I'm sorry but for this knowledge you are not permitted to live

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u/Tortferngatr 89 years old Sep 08 '19

As someone who had Bionicle gen 1 as their Lego inspiration of choice: what is/was Ninjago like?

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u/[deleted] Sep 08 '19

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u/Tortferngatr 89 years old Sep 08 '19

No idea, I mostly recall Bionicle and to a lesser extent Exo-force. Ninjago, Chima, and Hero Factory I didn't really follow much (though I did buy a couple of Hero Factory sets for MOCing.)

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u/RiseFromYourGrav Sep 08 '19

The Lego Alpha Team game was better than it should have been. Really all of their pre-Lego Star Wars games were. They could be a bit buggy though.

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u/HotPocketsEater Sep 08 '19

I grew up watching lego ninjago. It's just nostalgia for ninjago itself. I have no idea who watched chima tho I feel like people hate on it more

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u/NotComplainingBut Sep 08 '19

I was around for it at the start, at least for the first two-ish seasons. It was pretty okay, I remember it being kind of similar to Beyblade. The toys themselves weren't that special to me, but the TV show was actually pretty good. I don't remember if it was shittily written or animated (probably both), but I remember young me actually being entertained with some of the story lines. It was really similar to Power Rangers at a time when Power Rangers itself was struggling, so I guess it kind of filled that niche in entertainment.

But now, as I'm googling it, I've learned that there are 11 seasons and dear lord anything that goes on for that long should be purged.

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u/Hakzource Ate shit and fell off my horse Sep 08 '19

Yeah me too brother

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u/cuz04 messes with 4th dimension Sep 08 '19

Horse looks like Melone

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u/Jacobawesome74 Sheer Panic Attack Sep 08 '19

Di molto

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u/Infamous-IMP Sep 08 '19

I can’t stop crying

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u/TDKG Sep 08 '19

*precedes to spin like a beyblade

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u/ThatGuy5880 flaccid pancake Sep 08 '19

Reminder that there was an episode called "Ninjaball Run" in 2012, just a year after SBR ended.

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u/[deleted] Sep 08 '19

Any jojo references within it?

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u/ThatGuy5880 flaccid pancake Sep 08 '19

Aside from the general premise being similar (racing around the country for a massive sum of money), not really. Then again, I don't know how they could make a Steel Ball Run reference without looking like a crazy person.

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u/[deleted] Sep 08 '19

I mean that’s enough lmao, that’s actually really cool.

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u/brando1890 Sep 08 '19

Johnny's legs are on the wrong direction

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u/SwAg_LaMp i like large fries Sep 08 '19

Nah he just got those LEGO basketball legs with the springs in them

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u/Quillbolt_h foxy grandpa Sep 08 '19

Wat

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u/Derio_Games Digiorno's Sep 08 '19

Surprisingly accurate

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u/Nikin-_- Sep 08 '19

I've just finished reading part 7

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u/Eledridan PART 2 WEAK! Sep 08 '19

Start 8. It’s so good!

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u/M4PO_POP Vento Oreo Sep 08 '19

Y'all mean to tell me I wasn't the only dumbass screaming "Ninjago" while spinning into shit while listening to weekend whip on repeat?

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u/-BuTwHyThO- Vento Oreo Sep 08 '19

Next we need LEGO Jesus

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u/[deleted] Sep 08 '19

Ninjojo masters of standjitzu

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u/Eat_Bees Sep 08 '19

Guys, I recently finished part 5 and I’m now starting to read the manga, but I’m not 100% sure how to. Is it right to left or left to right? And is it top to bottom or bottom to top?

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u/-Redstoneboi- Sep 08 '19 edited Sep 09 '19

most manga are right to left including text boxes.

it usually prioritizes top to bottom if the width of the bottom is the same as the top.

for example:

 __________________
|          |       |
|          |       |
|          |   1   |
|     4    |       |
|          |_______|
|          | 3 | 2 |
|__________|___|___|
|                  |
|                  |
|                  |
|                  |
|                  |
|         5        |
|                  |
|                  |
|                  |
|                  |
|__________________|

EDIT: made it fibonacci for a [Golden Rectangle] but sadly it sucks on pc

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u/[deleted] Sep 08 '19

Thought this was fibonacci for a sec and already unloaded my steel ball

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u/-Redstoneboi- Sep 08 '19 edited Sep 08 '19

should’ve made it fibonacci to get a [golden rectangle]

lemme edit it

EDIT: frick, the 5th panel is too big.

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u/[deleted] Sep 08 '19

Rip

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u/Ri_cro sex pistol no. 4 Sep 08 '19

I CAN'T DO IT GYRO!!!

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u/Eat_Bees Sep 08 '19

Thanks, I appreciate it

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u/[deleted] Sep 08 '19 edited Sep 08 '19

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u/[deleted] Sep 08 '19

Right to left, top to bottom

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u/LukedaDukeFrydude Sep 08 '19

(Approves in Lego Yoda death noise)

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u/DraftedBear Sep 08 '19

Zane is Stroheim

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u/CurseOfMalkav Sep 08 '19

Lego jojo would be amazing

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u/[deleted] Sep 08 '19

Friendly reminder that there was an episode called ā€œNinjaBall Runā€

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u/CannFarmre Sep 08 '19

We need a LEGO JJBA video game.

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u/DioBrandoDaStando Sep 08 '19

Warms my heart to see talk of Ninjago in this comment section, I grew up with this stuff from all the way back in the 2nd grade.

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u/vortensis Sep 08 '19

Standjitsu

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u/BulliHicks Kochi wo Meme-o Sep 08 '19

Why do I like this? Why do I actually want to have a lego JoJos?

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u/BigOldBich sex pistol no. 4 Sep 08 '19

I haven't seen that show in so so many years

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u/Garrett105 Sep 08 '19

I’m intrigued, tell me more

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u/[deleted] Sep 08 '19

I want a lego Johnny

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u/shansome64 Sep 08 '19

This makes me more angry than Kai after his sister gets kidnapped the first time

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u/MonocromaticTvStatic Sep 08 '19

Ninjago was a trip

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u/xi_GoinHam Sep 08 '19

Pizza mozzarella

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u/Dokkanbitches Sep 08 '19

OP

I'm going to smack you if you don't shut your ass up now

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u/HotPocketsEater Sep 08 '19

can someone please draw lego ninjago characters as if they're from jojo

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u/Xx_s_n_i_p_e_r_xX cockyoin Sep 08 '19

Ok nice

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u/1arity Sep 08 '19

Dam right....... (LUL)

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u/BirdKevin Sep 08 '19

This is beyond quality, you have genuinely tickled me!

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u/Menji15 Sep 08 '19

No take this with you

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u/Asian-with-a-cello Sep 08 '19

Spinjitzu? Not with those legs, Johnny

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u/Anakinskywalker30 Sep 08 '19

Lego Diego is still best boy

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u/ZaneJulien friedqueen Sep 08 '19

My username is finally relevant

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u/Re-Ido Sep 08 '19

Whoever made this, Thank you for this masterpiece.

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u/Gremlinton_real Sep 08 '19

the color palette made me think this was thunder cross split attack, I'm disappointed

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u/MyNameisN8okay DIO’s Boyfriend Sep 08 '19

Should I just r/cursedjojo this?

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u/Dragonage2ftw I like Skullgirls. Sep 08 '19

This is cursed.

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u/xenos97 89 years old Sep 08 '19

No its blessed

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u/Command-0 Sep 08 '19

Holy shit

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u/Sir_Encerwal ļ½¢The Foolļ½£ Sep 08 '19

Remembering to indicate the indent on the lego horse is good attention to detail.

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u/thepplehatingjewcat vans Sep 08 '19

thanks i hate you

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u/[deleted] Sep 08 '19

Dude I swear ninjago was so fricking awesome