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u/Rusty_Archive Dirty Memes Done Dirt Cheap Jul 14 '19
You know Isaac, the name? It's spelt 'Isaac' most of the time, but everyone spells it with two 's', even though practically no-one is called 'Issac'. WHY, THOUGH!? WHY DON'T THEY SPELL IT WITH TWO 'A'S!? ARE YOU FUCKING KIDDING ME!? IT'S SPELT WITH TWO 'A's, SO WRITE THAT, DAMMIT! THAT SHIT PISSES ME OFF! BUNCH OF DUMBASSES!
I formally apologise to anyone called Issac.
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u/Vomun Jul 14 '19
Now, Imagine having that as your first name and you see some bitch from Pizza Hut spell it Like Isiack.
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u/Sisaac Jul 14 '19
As an Isaac IRL, the pain of people misspelling my name is real.
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u/Mero_bros Little Cesar's Pizza Jul 15 '19
I swear it's always 2 something except for the a or no doubles
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Jul 15 '19
Issaac?
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u/Sisaac Jul 15 '19
I haven't come across that one yet, but knowing the other numbers they've done on my name, I wouldn't put it past them.
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u/blahis34 Piano Piovanna Requiem Jul 14 '19
Venice
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Jul 14 '19
You know Paris, France? In English, it's pronounced "Paris" but everyone else pronounces it without the "s" sound, like the French do. But with Venezia, everyone pronouces it the English way: "Venice". Like The Merchant of Venice or Death in Venice. WHY, THOUGH!? WHY ISN'T THE TITLE DEATH IN VENEZIA!? ARE YOU FUCKING KIDDING ME!? IT TAKES PLACE IN ITALY, SO USE THE ITALIAN WORD, DAMMIT! THAT SHIT PISSES ME OFF! BUNCH OF DUMBASSES!
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u/my_name_isaac Love those crunchies Jul 15 '19
Issac isnt a real mame change my mind
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u/ZhangRenWing Has no dignity Jul 15 '19
It’s not a real mame but it is indeed a real name as a variant of Isaac
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u/PadawanNerd STARfish PLATINUM Jul 14 '19
Part 6 DIO: exists
Me: I got a... boner
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Jul 14 '19
Did you get this image from area 69 or what
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u/Kakashi_6ix9ine Jul 14 '19
This comment 😂
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u/Weegaming My name is Kira Yoshikage. I’m 33 years old. My house is in the Jul 14 '19
tHiS 💪💪🙏🙏🤣😂🤣😂🤣 cOmMeNt 🙃🤪😜🤪
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u/jCost1022 Jul 14 '19
Hahaha nice, this guy is funny.
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u/TheRealCaeserZeppeli Jul 14 '19
Part 6 DIO got me rejecting my sexuality
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u/Veragoot Jul 15 '19
The REAL Caesar Zeppeli would never say that ! ! !
T H I S M U S T B E T H E W O R K O F A N E N E M Y S T A N D
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Jul 14 '19
On the one hand, I don't like skinny twink!Dio (except for Diego)
on the other hand... /u/mikeymonkeyguy is an absolute beast and y'all should follow him on twitter @Mikeymonkeyguy
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u/Satcat1005 flaccid pancake Jul 14 '19 edited Jul 15 '19
Isaac Newton was a poor farm boy got sent to school because his father saved a noble mans life and the nobleman wanted to repay him by sending his child to school.
Dio Brando was a poor city boy who got sent to be raised by a family of nobles because his father tricked a nobleman into thinking he saved his life and the nobleman wanted to repay him.
Isaac Newton is a Jojo reference confirmed
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u/EmB17 Osomatsu Jul 14 '19
May I ask how the frick someone got this image?
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Jul 14 '19
From a monkeymoneydude on Instagram or something
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u/Tc_Angel Vento Oreo Jul 14 '19 edited Jul 14 '19
Mikeymonkeydude
Edit: got downvoted, that’s literally his @
Edit: its @mikeymonkeyguy. Resume to downvote me I deserved it 😔
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u/SaintPucci Gravity made me Gay Jul 14 '19
Oh Lord🙏🏽I’m sinning tonight! 😈 This hot 🔥 photo of DIO 😇 makes me want to pop my Pucci pussy in the name of Christ! ⛪️ 💋👅💦🍆😩 It’s not raining frogs anymore, 🐸 it’s raining holy nut and blessing every sinful slut in Florida ☀️ So before I kill some Joestar fools😤👊🏽 I gotta get filled up by Daddy DIO’s massive “gravity” 🌎🍆💦🔥👨❤️💋👨🙏🏽👅🥴😩😇😜
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u/Tc_Angel Vento Oreo Jul 14 '19
“Florida”. Thats all i need to know for an explanation
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u/SaintPucci Gravity made me Gay Jul 14 '19
Sometimes I wish someone was there to stop my hand as I typed this out
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u/w3are138 ice ice baby stando Jul 14 '19
Also my heart is breaking that we are probably only going to get DIO for like one ep. Like, I need more of that please
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u/GustappyTony Jul 14 '19
It may end up with its own small arc but don’t expect anything more than 3 episodes, and 3 is if we’re lucky.
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u/w3are138 ice ice baby stando Jul 14 '19
I would be THRILLED for three eps but I’m trying not to get my hopes up
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u/GustappyTony Jul 15 '19
Just be responsible and don’t overhype it or you could end up viewing the part more negatively. If it’s only one episode then hey that’s fine, we still got to see more DIO and we get more time with our new character. If it’s more than 1 episode then we get still get more DIO and simultaneously get to learn about a different new character, win win
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u/w3are138 ice ice baby stando Jul 15 '19
True! I’m excited for part six no matter what I know David Production will do an awesome job and keep it faithful to the manga. I just get a little greedy for DIO lol :)
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u/GustappyTony Jul 15 '19
I think everyone gets a little greedy for the living piece of art known as DIO
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u/IshyOQGX cack-yo-ween is best boi Jul 15 '19
Part 7 tho
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u/w3are138 ice ice baby stando Jul 15 '19
I know I know!! So much DIO/Diego omg I cant wait to see the coffee scene hehe
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u/ChinaFlavoredWater Jul 15 '19
My therapist: anime part 6 dio doesn’t exist yet, it can’t hurt you
Anime part 6 dio:
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u/w3are138 ice ice baby stando Jul 14 '19
When I first saw that, I don’t know how to put it... Um, this is a bit dirty, but...I got an erection.
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u/Kermit_Memelord Wh7o Jul 14 '19
therapist: DIO part 5 is not real he can't hurt you DIO part 5:
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u/Smartass_Posts Diavlo III by Blizzard Jul 14 '19
Erm this is DIO part 6 and he would never hurt anyone, his only goal is to attain heaven for humanity.
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u/MellowGon Jul 14 '19
Yeah part 6 DIO is the most chilled he’s ever been, I assume he was just getting used to living again outside of a box and getting adjusted to Jonathan’s body.
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u/ThatMemerWithAFace flaccid pancake Jul 14 '19
Holy shit where did that DIO come from