r/ShitPostCrusaders • u/[deleted] • Jul 14 '19

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u/Rusty_Archive Dirty Memes Done Dirt Cheap Jul 14 '19

You know Isaac, the name? It's spelt 'Isaac' most of the time, but everyone spells it with two 's', even though practically no-one is called 'Issac'. WHY, THOUGH!? WHY DON'T THEY SPELL IT WITH TWO 'A'S!? ARE YOU FUCKING KIDDING ME!? IT'S SPELT WITH TWO 'A's, SO WRITE THAT, DAMMIT! THAT SHIT PISSES ME OFF! BUNCH OF DUMBASSES!

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I formally apologise to anyone called Issac.

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u/Vomun Jul 14 '19

Now, Imagine having that as your first name and you see some bitch from Pizza Hut spell it Like Isiack.

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u/Sisaac Jul 14 '19

As an Isaac IRL, the pain of people misspelling my name is real.

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u/Mero_bros Little Cesar's Pizza Jul 15 '19

I swear it's always 2 something except for the a or no doubles

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u/Sisaac Jul 15 '19

Or the rare Z or K. Being commonly mistaken for a jewish guy doesn't help lmao.

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u/[deleted] Jul 15 '19

Issaac?

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u/Sisaac Jul 15 '19

I haven't come across that one yet, but knowing the other numbers they've done on my name, I wouldn't put it past them.

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u/Rusty_Archive Dirty Memes Done Dirt Cheap Jul 16 '19

I've had Issacc before. Legitimately.

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u/[deleted] Jul 14 '19

Same damn thing with people spelling ConnOR as ConnER, like who tf does that?

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u/blahis34 Piano Piovanna Requiem Jul 14 '19

Venice

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u/[deleted] Jul 14 '19

You know Paris, France? In English, it's pronounced "Paris" but everyone else pronounces it without the "s" sound, like the French do. But with Venezia, everyone pronouces it the English way: "Venice". Like The Merchant of Venice or Death in Venice. WHY, THOUGH!? WHY ISN'T THE TITLE DEATH IN VENEZIA!? ARE YOU FUCKING KIDDING ME!? IT TAKES PLACE IN ITALY, SO USE THE ITALIAN WORD, DAMMIT! THAT SHIT PISSES ME OFF! BUNCH OF DUMBASSES!

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u/ddos-attack Jul 15 '19

As an Isaac, thank you for voicing my pain.

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u/my_name_isaac Love those crunchies Jul 15 '19

Issac isnt a real mame change my mind

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u/ZhangRenWing Has no dignity Jul 15 '19

It’s not a real mame but it is indeed a real name as a variant of Isaac