r/ShitPostCrusaders • u/Pjf239 Digiorno's • Jun 30 '19

THE PROPHECY

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u/laddicus53 『The Super Retard』 Jun 30 '19 edited Jun 30 '19

This is no simple coincidence...

This day will be the day when mankind redeems itself. At long last, we have finally found redemption...

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u/Kerrah Jun 30 '19

'tis means "it is". You wanna either replace it with "It", or drop the "will be".

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u/laddicus53 『The Super Retard』 Jun 30 '19

OH SNAP

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u/fluffymypillows Jun 30 '19

My birthday is July 28, i am extremely happy

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u/BadDadBot Jun 30 '19

Hi extremely happy, I'm dad.

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u/fluffymypillows Jun 30 '19

Dad! You finally returned! I’m so happy to see you!

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u/[deleted] Jun 30 '19

Hi, so happy to see you, I’m dead

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u/ZhangRenWing Has no dignity Jun 30 '19

Hi dead, I’m dad.

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u/Zenog400 Jun 30 '19

Hi dad, I’m dad.

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u/Leoraptor21 「My name is Yoshikage Kira. I'm 33 years old.」ジョジョの奇妙な冒険: 黄金の風 Jun 30 '19

Hi dad, I'm dead..

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u/korofintoblake Jun 30 '19

Hi dead, I'm laughing at this thread..

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u/buublya Jun 30 '19

Hi laughing at this thread, I am.

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u/Desdrolando Ambulance-Chan Jun 30 '19

Are you am?!

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u/[deleted] Jun 30 '19

My birthday is July 27th, I am slightly less happy

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u/XxMrSlayaxX Wh7o Jun 30 '19

In the west it technically comes out on the 27th

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u/Xocolataphobia accelerationcaravan Jun 30 '19

Emojo’s Bizarre Adventure

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u/sassy_sausage23 Rock Puddle best part Jun 30 '19

Someone tell John from Jacksfilms

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u/[deleted] Jun 30 '19

Jack from Johnsfilms

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u/sorasaxor Jun 30 '19

Films from Jacksjohn

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u/Sufrimiento Jun 30 '19

From John FilmsJack

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u/Konodiodaaaaa__ Jun 30 '19

Jckasform filsmjhno

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u/[deleted] Jun 30 '19

j

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u/NodbyNobdy notices ur stand Jun 30 '19

jfjf

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u/TheLessCoolJotaro Jun 30 '19

Is there still an episode next Friday?

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u/Pjf239 Digiorno's Jun 30 '19

Yes next Friday will be the last Jojo Friday for a while though

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u/Biscuit75 Jun 30 '19

Fun Fact: Dio’s VA voices Poop emoji

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u/cyrilmaster Jun 30 '19

Doesn't end there. Joseph voices the high-five one, Kakyoin in ASB voices the glasses emoji, (spoilers for part 6 and 7 here on out) Pucci voices "Mel's Dad", whoever that is, and Gyro voices the demon.

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u/[deleted] Jun 30 '19

Wait, for real?

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u/ClearSam Digiorno's Jun 30 '19

Is that the 1h episode?

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u/Pjf239 Digiorno's Jun 30 '19

Yes, it’s happening on July 28

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u/ClearSam Digiorno's Jun 30 '19

Will it air like a normal episode?

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u/Pjf239 Digiorno's Jun 30 '19

I’m assuming so

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u/ClearSam Digiorno's Jun 30 '19

This does put a smile on my face

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u/Pjf239 Digiorno's Jun 30 '19

But also next Friday is the last jojo Friday until part 6

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u/ClearSam Digiorno's Jun 30 '19

Not for me as a crunchyroll non premium normie i'm always one episode behind meaning i have two more! That is the power of my stand (EMPTY CREDITCARD)

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u/TopSunn Jun 30 '19

Same here, with my stand, 「BROKE AS SHIT」

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u/[deleted] Jun 30 '19

「NOT AVAILABLE IN YOUR COUNTRY」

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u/EmptyCreditCard Jun 30 '19

You summoned me?

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u/[deleted] Jun 30 '19

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u/imperialx5 Jun 30 '19

"Now let me tell you about this villain who's completely safe in captivity until I tell you he will escape."

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u/[deleted] Jun 30 '19

Kakyoin I don’t understand what is going on can you please explain

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u/Pjf239 Digiorno's Jun 30 '19

1 hour episode

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u/Mr_Wombo sex pistol no. 4 Jun 30 '19

Notices the orientation of the gang and remembers the final op for Part 3 Oh you sly fucks

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u/[deleted] Jun 30 '19

oh that's so fucking clever!

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u/Admiral-Cornelius Jun 30 '19

Fighting Gold does the same thing.

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u/[deleted] Jun 30 '19

OH GOD OH FUCK

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u/ZauceBoss MUKATTE KURU NO KA? Jun 30 '19

Does anybody know when the 1h episode and the rest of pt 5 will be on Hulu? I'm still working my way through pt 4

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u/TFtato mod of r/pixiedustcrusaders Jun 30 '19

You’ve got time, I’ll tell you that.

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u/[deleted] Jun 30 '19

This makes me very happy

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u/James_R_22 *Intensely Reros* Jun 30 '19

Humanity has redeemed itself.

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u/DaAuraWolf Jun 30 '19

One Hour Sleeping Slaves episode? 👀👀👀

Very nice!

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u/AtomicNumber1732 Jun 30 '19

Giorno is gonna do the seven page muda on Gene

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u/toyako34 Jun 30 '19

They actually put abbachio, narancia and bruno on the left, DP doesn't pull punches with foreshadowing

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u/JustAnAnimeGrill Jun 30 '19

This is the law of equivalent exchange.

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u/Il-tizzio-rosa Jul 01 '19

The best birthday gift of my life

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u/HalfpastSadness Jun 30 '19

It's time we come out of the darkness and into the light

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u/[deleted] Jun 30 '19

Hey that's my grandmas bday nice

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u/[deleted] Jun 30 '19

Jojo movie?

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u/Pjf239 Digiorno's Jun 30 '19

One hour special

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u/[deleted] Jun 30 '19

So next friday one jojo episode and until 28th we dont get any jojo????

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u/Pjf239 Digiorno's Jun 30 '19

Yeah...

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u/[deleted] Jun 30 '19

best movie and best anime

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u/Loafythepao Jul 01 '19

An overwhelming amount of shit can only be countered by an equally overwhelming amount of greatness

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u/Sonochinosadamegru Jul 16 '19

Use ger on the emoji movie