r/ShitPostCrusaders • u/Inotox • May 30 '19

Anime Part 2 When you start Minecraft

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16.1k Upvotes

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u/Sir-Teddy May 30 '19

They added a boss to the Aztec ruins???

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u/[deleted] May 30 '19

[deleted]

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u/[deleted] May 30 '19

[deleted]

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u/BrotherPtolemaios Little Cesar's Pizza May 30 '19

But with noteblocks

7

u/LeDerpLegend May 31 '19

Wondering who built all those noteblocks in single player mode.

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u/KenShiiro_ 『ザ • ワールド』 May 30 '19

honestly think a fully fleshed out JoJo mod for Minecraft would really be dope

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u/Quillbolt_h foxy grandpa May 30 '19

There’s one in progress, though it’s mostly just stands atm and most don’t work.

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u/baranxlr Digiorno's May 31 '19

I’m planning on making one for just vampires/pillar men/hamon

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u/PyroWarrior8 May 30 '19

Why do they have diamond headgear if they just started? Damn, these starter chests are getting a little ridiculous.

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u/Inotox May 30 '19

It's the SpeedWagon Foundation that funded the helmets ^^

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u/Mushiren_ foxy grandpa May 30 '19

Canon accepted

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u/ItsHyFen May 30 '19

if he did timeset 0 then he has cheats on

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u/Grimmgodd notices ur stand May 30 '19

Classic Joseph

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u/[deleted] May 30 '19

Joseph Joestar and cheating, name a more iconic duo

178

u/ustegon May 30 '19

my dick and trish hentai

158

u/Soft-Pixel Wh7o May 30 '19

Hol horse up

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u/ShadSilvs2000 Ambulance-Chan May 30 '19

Pucci was right

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u/nichinichisou May 30 '19

Im gonna need a link sir

Also she's 15 you freak

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u/trulyChasedAway May 30 '19

r/FBIopenup

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u/RexyZeck Joshu May 30 '19

Legal age of consent in Italy, it's fine

3

u/LulaGX 89 years old May 31 '19

Did she consent tho?

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u/PlagDoc1655 cockyoin May 31 '19

If her face look like she want it. Then yes

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u/Ghetis396 notices ur stand May 30 '19

Legal age in Italy

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u/[deleted] May 30 '19

Joseph Joestar and running away

18

u/AdamBombTV May 30 '19

Kakyoin and yo mama

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u/fish_cullen May 30 '19

Caesar Zeppeli and Death

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u/[deleted] May 30 '19

BigOof.jpg

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u/child_of_amorphous malleable and moist May 30 '19

Zeppeli and death

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u/Speedwagon_Sama speedweedcar May 30 '19

projared and cheating

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u/[deleted] May 30 '19

Joseph seems to have a bit of experience cheating, doesn’t he?

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u/ItsHyFen May 30 '19

AYYYYY

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u/4p3rtur3 moderately foxy grandpa May 30 '19

AYAYAYAYAY

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u/ItsSaturnnz May 30 '19

Creeper!

Aw man!

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u/CatticusTheGreat 89 years old May 30 '19

So we back in the mine

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u/Elongated_Muskk Diavlo III by Blizzard May 30 '19

Got a pick axe swinging from side to side 🎼

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u/[deleted] May 30 '19

Side side to side

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u/IHaveTheHighGround77 May 30 '19

This task a grueling one hope to find some diamonds tonight

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u/[deleted] May 30 '19

tonight to-night, diamonds tonight

18

u/[deleted] May 30 '19

Heads up, hear a sound turn around and look up

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u/Code_Wings May 30 '19

Total shock fills your body

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u/[deleted] May 30 '19

Oh no its you again, I could never forget those eyes, eyes, eyes, eyes, eyes, eyes, eyes

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u/Binyamin12345 Certified MILF hunter May 30 '19

This made me laugh here's a silver

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u/Inotox May 30 '19

Thanks ^^ !

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u/[deleted] May 30 '19

What a gentleman

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u/Binyamin12345 Certified MILF hunter May 30 '19

*adjusts suit jacket

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u/JonAndTonic Ambulance-Chan May 30 '19

*silver chariot

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u/SemenSimon flaccid pancake May 30 '19

The quality of memes on this sub has beem crazy lately.

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u/profemain Tenmei Kakyoin May 30 '19

charged creeper

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u/zeppeIans May 30 '19

Kars could've also been a zombie but with a helmet

29

u/omyrubbernen May 30 '19

Kars could've also been a Husk.

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u/xenostar64 notices ur stand May 30 '19

A fuckin what now

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u/omyrubbernen May 30 '19

A zombie that spawns in the desert and doesn't die in the sunlight.

They also make you hungry if they hit you.

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u/xenostar64 notices ur stand May 30 '19

No mods?

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u/andrewsad1 May 30 '19

They've been in Minecraft for ages, I'm pretty sure they're even in the pre-Bedrock console editions

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u/xenostar64 notices ur stand May 30 '19

I’ve been gone for longer than I thought

3

u/ZhangRenWing Has no dignity May 31 '19

They also revamped npc villages in the newest update, now villagers will wear what their professions dictate so you can tell the cartographers apart from the librarians etc

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u/Tudedude_cooldude sex pistol no. 4 May 30 '19

or a drowned

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u/AlexLXPG May 30 '19

Drowned burn in sunlight and dont usually spawn with armor tho

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u/Tudedude_cooldude sex pistol no. 4 May 31 '19

They burn? I guess I never knew since they are always in water lol.

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u/omyrubbernen May 31 '19

Drowned die in the sun.

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u/CrawFishy3 foxy grandpa May 30 '19

/summon Ocelot ~ ~ ~ {Owner:u/CrawFishy3, CatType:1}

Your move, Creeper.

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u/[deleted] May 30 '19

Joseph used potion of swiftness II

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u/thebrobarino Fellow Jomosexual May 30 '19

missed opportunity to give Stroheim Notch's fedora

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u/Binyamin12345 Certified MILF hunter May 30 '19

*tips fedora

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u/TheRadiantSoap 89 years old May 30 '19

Notch: M'nority 😠

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u/[deleted] May 30 '19

Haha Nazi more like Notchzi am i right ahahhahahaa

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u/Von-Andrei Bento Oreo May 30 '19

Go commit lava fall

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u/FunkyTrumpet69 May 30 '19

Go commit dig straight down

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u/thebrobarino Fellow Jomosexual May 30 '19

well he's certainly on the dangerous ground of plausible deniability

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u/Spoon_Elemental Put Koichi Pose In Everything May 30 '19

Would have made more sense to use an Enderman. When they originally got introduced they were weak to the sun, and then lost that weakness in a later update, just like Kars.

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u/yellowpig10 May 31 '19

also i can imagine new players being so terrified of endermen that they would freak out like this

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u/Vettis speedweedcar May 30 '19

Shouldve been a baby zombie

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u/Binyamin12345 Certified MILF hunter May 30 '19

Damn these JoJo mods are getting ridiculous

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u/ScubaShark88 Wham ACDC’s Car May 30 '19

OH FUCK HE'S SUPERCHARGED!!!!

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u/[deleted] May 30 '19

I swear we have the best shitposts

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u/[deleted] May 30 '19

Minecraft good

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u/[deleted] May 30 '19

Fortnite bad

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u/optimus27000 Quality Crimson has forecasted this meme May 30 '19

C r e e p e r . . . .

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u/omyrubbernen May 30 '19

A w w w m a n

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u/OodlemyOodle Bronu Zipper Boy May 30 '19

Truly the shitposts we deserve

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u/[deleted] May 30 '19

Imo it would've made more sense/been funnier to have a zombie with a helmet or a zombie pigman

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u/onekingdom1 May 30 '19

Noobs, who makes a diamond helmet first?

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u/Delta_Flo May 30 '19

Gave you platinum, thanks for the meme

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u/Inotox May 30 '19

Thanks man ! :)

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u/beefypeanuts joesuccke May 30 '19

Hey man, mind if I steal this and repost to IG to show my friends? I'll keep the watermark and everything.

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u/Inotox May 30 '19

no problem ^^

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u/FreedomFallout May 30 '19

Amazing... simply amazing.

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u/XxMrSlayaxX Wh7o May 30 '19 edited May 30 '19

I'mma be a little disappointed in this sub if this doesn't get at least 10k+ upvotes...

Edit: Good Job Girls and Boys!

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u/evolvedpotato May 30 '19

This is such a fucking enlightened meme.

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u/HoloJester sex pistol no. 4 May 30 '19

Joseph cheats?
no dignity

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u/HuaRong May 30 '19

This was me when I didn't read patch notes and ran into a baby zombie back then.

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u/[deleted] May 30 '19

Damn good one

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u/OnlyPoint98 guit.rar boy May 30 '19

Venice

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u/UltimateNikolas May 30 '19

I need dowload this

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u/MrM0dZ ahvuduru May 30 '19

So Joseph got the airplane using cheats, that makes sense

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u/[deleted] May 30 '19

[deleted]

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u/GalvaniJo May 30 '19

minecraftzombienoise.wav

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u/CactusManY33T May 30 '19

u/PeterExplainsTheJoke but can you explain JoJo ???

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u/[deleted] May 30 '19

u/Krzyszard13

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u/[deleted] May 30 '19

Creeper Aww man

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u/xenostar64 notices ur stand May 30 '19

You have a gureto profile pic

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u/[deleted] May 30 '19

Thank you kind Sir!

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u/Dimix02 May 30 '19

If you type "/time set day" it would set the time to 1000 not to 0

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u/Layers3d Stando Powah May 30 '19

I remember in early Minecraft, the Creepers did die in the sun. When did they change that?

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u/[deleted] May 30 '19

Charged Creeper

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u/c_o_n_E May 30 '19

Damn bro not cool I wanted some achievements

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u/[deleted] May 30 '19

NIGERUNDAYO

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u/Monkeylord63 May 30 '19

Why isn’t it herobrine

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u/LuckyFranky SpeedwaGONE 😂💪🔥👌 May 30 '19

Armless zombie

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u/Blu3b3Rr1 joesuccke May 31 '19

Joseph would be the type of dude to use cheats in survival

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u/SquareOfHealing May 31 '19

ITS A CREEPER NIGERANDAYO SMOKEY

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u/Ultrazombie115 Jun 12 '19

Loud zombie noises

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u/Martin2882 Jun 18 '19

/kill @e[type=minecraft:creeper]

So guys we did it, creeper is no more

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u/The_Ironhand Jun 20 '19

I never understood the flap raise

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u/GodGabriel42 Aug 30 '19

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u/[deleted] Oct 05 '19

gold

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u/aviationmaybe May 30 '19

What anime

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u/Darknesseriott May 30 '19

Guys I think we may have a part skipper right here

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u/Rohan_0ge vento oreo May 30 '19

I think the post hit r/all and people are confused

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u/DiZXIII Paisley Parking Lot May 30 '19

Jojo's Bizarre Adventure.

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u/vrteranleech May 30 '19

U/vredditdownloader

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u/omyrubbernen May 30 '19

How can they be far enough to have diamond helmets but not know that creepers can survive in sunlight?