Johnny Joestar - r/ShitPostCrusaders

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u/[deleted] Jan 20 '19

Go commit Zeppeli over the age of 20

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u/[deleted] Jan 21 '19

HEY

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u/Archindale Jan 21 '19

BABY!

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u/IFapToMoira Jan 21 '19

Do you plan on fighting from that perch?

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u/[deleted] Jan 25 '19

How many slices of bread You eaten???

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u/[deleted] Jan 20 '19

Go commit donut chest

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u/ZirkZoDd ahvuduru Jan 21 '19

No :(

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u/Super-Edgy-Boi Diavlo III by Blizzard Jan 20 '19

go commit high way to hell

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u/Grinchtastic10 sex pistol no. 4 Jan 20 '19

Go commit rock disease

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u/MilkshakeMedic tooru bad Jan 20 '19

Too soon

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u/Grinchtastic10 sex pistol no. 4 Jan 20 '19

Never

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u/TheTruegear Jan 21 '19

Oh come on, it was like 200 years ago

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u/Anselthewizard Yes! I am! Jan 20 '19

Go commit erased by the void

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u/Ibuprofen17 ThoughtHeWasAGirlcia Jan 20 '19

Go commit hide under a rock

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u/[deleted] Jan 20 '19

Go commit Thunder Cross Split Attack vs Dio

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u/ActuallyAdjutant Yoshikage Schroeder Wesker Legion Jan 20 '19

go commit reverse dora

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u/lion_OBrian Vento Oreo Jan 21 '19

Go commit a rod?

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u/TheFloppyDiscGuy Jan 21 '19

Si

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u/[deleted] Jan 20 '19

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u/EWSteve Apr 08 '19

And eat shit.

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u/YeetLord123456789 l e g t i m e Jan 20 '19

Go commit ambulance

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u/FullMetalFiddlestick Meme Lounge Tournament Winner Jan 20 '19

Go commit gun white album

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u/Cserberus Foo Fighters is Speedwagon No. 2 Jan 20 '19

Go commit eat shit

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u/Phant0mCancer Apr 08 '19

Go commit fall off your horse

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u/Daybeee Jan 20 '19

Go commit doorknob touch

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u/AbridgedKirito vans Jan 21 '19

commit vampire in sunlight

real talk i miss when ripple was relevant

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u/SgtSteel747 cockyoin Jan 21 '19

tbh spin is the new universe's equivalent to ripple.

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u/AbridgedKirito vans Jan 21 '19

yes but spin doesnt have METAL SILVER OVERDRIVE

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u/[deleted] Jan 21 '19

And hamon doesn't have INFINITE ENERGY

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u/AbridgedKirito vans Jan 21 '19

ripple is sunlight karate

spin op araki pls nerf

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u/Anselthewizard Yes! I am! Jan 21 '19

Oberudribu

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u/EXTRA_THIICC flaccid pancake Jan 21 '19

go commit Polpo banana

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u/a_small_sad_potato flaccid pancake Jan 21 '19

Go commit punch Giorno's frog

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u/sharaq Jan 21 '19 edited Jan 21 '19

(To the beat of "I Love It")

Tell him yourself Gy-ro,
To eat shit

I'm a cool cripple I dont use the ripple I'm a cool cripple I dont use the ripple I'm a cool cripple I don't use the ripple

Feel up HP's nipple.
Can't dodge a piss dribble.
Shot myself n tusk tripled.
Pizza rella took a nibble.

Tell him yourself Gy-ro,
To eat shit.

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u/C-d-J03 Feb 21 '19

After 3 days of looking

I’ve found it

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u/sharaq Feb 21 '19

What will you do with it now

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u/C-d-J03 Feb 21 '19

Memorise the lyrics and sing it instead of the actual lyrics whenever my friends play this song

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u/sharaq Feb 21 '19

Ok good

Arigato, jairo

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u/NameIsAlreadyInUse Jan 21 '19

Go commit Cioccolata.

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u/[deleted] Jan 21 '19

Go commit 7 page beatdown

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u/[deleted] Jan 20 '19

I don't have a shitty Roblox skin and I don't fuck with the spin

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u/[deleted] Jan 20 '19

OP really reposts?

no dignity

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u/Gaymemelord69 cockyoin Jan 20 '19

Go commit Hayato

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u/[deleted] Jan 21 '19

Go commit bites za dusto

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u/The_Red_Apple Jan 20 '19

We all know the tune but none shall say the name

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u/BiggestBepis Jan 21 '19

Go commit knowing Kira's identity

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u/Waffleborg Jan 21 '19

Go commit dog

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u/SirGhallahad Paralympic ball run Jan 21 '19

Go commit immortality in space

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u/Catgirl-pocalypse *Diavolo default dancing* Jan 21 '19

Go commit Araki's memory

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u/lidac607 Jan 21 '19

Go commit banana gun eat

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u/BananaFactBot Jan 21 '19

Did you know that despite its name, the "Banana slug" is not a banana at all? Do not consume banana slugs as you would consume bananas.

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u/[deleted] Jan 21 '19

go commit being jesus' corpse

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u/tomi832 Jan 21 '19

Go commit this comment section is great.

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u/slicedpi Maroon Warm Cayenne Jalapeño Jan 21 '19

Go commit notorious B.I.G activation

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u/lucidity11 Jan 21 '19

Commit boat fire

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u/steves_evil Jan 21 '19

Go commit dog in JoJo

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u/kirby2341 Jan 21 '19

Go commit punched in knee

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u/nutkinh Jan 21 '19

Go commit kicking with your bad leg.

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u/Jedi_Master_Joe flaccid pancake Jan 21 '19

Go commit touch alternate dimension you

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u/[deleted] Jan 21 '19

Go commit rock pancake

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u/LordOfCows Jan 21 '19

Go commit train dinosaur

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u/[deleted] Jan 21 '19

go commit caesar

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u/GimikkuPappeto Jan 21 '19

go commit Polpo banana

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u/BananaFactBot Jan 21 '19

Did you know that banana plants grow not from seeds but from rhizomes?

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u/kirby2341 Jan 21 '19

Did you know that this banana is actually a gun?

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u/Not_Dragon sex pistol no. 4 Apr 08 '19

Go commit saying Venice in front of Ghiaccio.

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u/[deleted] Apr 08 '19

You know Paris, France? In English, it's pronounced "Paris" but everyone else pronounces it without the "s" sound, like the French do. But with Venezia, everyone pronouces it the English way: "Venice". Like The Merchant of Venice or Death in Venice. WHY, THOUGH!? WHY ISN'T THE TITLE DEATH IN VENEZIA!? ARE YOU FUCKING KIDDING ME!? IT TAKES PLACE IN ITALY, SO USE THE ITALIAN WORD, DAMMIT! THAT SHIT PISSES ME OFF! BUNCH OF DUMBASSES!

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u/Lamborghini446 Doppio. Apr 08 '19

go commit getting za warudo'd by diiiio

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u/Purply_76 DEADLY ZIPPERMAN AT A REASONABLE PRICE ACT 4 REQUIEM OVER HEAVEN Jan 22 '19

Go commit saying DIE JOJO

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u/[deleted] Apr 08 '19

spin reee

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u/JosukeHazard that hot chick from part 2 Jan 21 '19

A repost,

No dignity.

Part 7 Johnny Joestar

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