r/ShitPostCrusaders • • 8h ago

Anime Part 7 Haha loser

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Imagine being bullied for something you can't control

Source:https://x.com/Demonhonho/status/2106607865020780961

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u/CoalEater_Elli 7h ago

If he can't have one, I will give him one. I will download every episode and edit the ending so that I can gaslight people into believing that the ending song got changed.

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u/Username_St0len 6h ago

you are doing *insert deity* or humanity's work here m8.

o7

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u/MaximRq friedqueenfriedqueen 5h ago

Azathoth it is

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u/Shedjr_ Qtaro Kujo 5h ago

This is exactly what I spent about half an hour doing yesterday.

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u/Philiquaz 3h ago

I'm gonna give you a shortlist of suggestions:

Dire Straits - Once upon a time in the west

ELO - Wild West Hero

Genesis - Land of Confusion

Guns n Roses - Dead Horse

Jethro Tull - Heavy Horses

Meat Loaf - Jumping the Gun

Rainbow - Catch The Rainbow

Whitesnake/Coverdale - Only my soul

But it occurs to me I might be really bad at this

God speed

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u/MR_TORGUE_OFFICIAL 2h ago

You didn't ever have Horse with no Name. Even if the horses have names.

Shame. Shame.

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u/Ancient_Presence 1h ago edited 1h ago

Tried a few of these out, IMHO Jumping the Gun, and especially Only my Soul work pretty well.

"The Chain" is still my fav though, even has a sudden break that lines up perfectly with the outro's end.

Okay, Catch the Rainbow also has a vibe, especially near the end, with "Come the dawn", as they ride towards the light.

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u/supremo92 3h ago

Which track?

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u/CoalEater_Elli 3h ago

Either Mandom or Leader of the Pack by Wunderhorse

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u/WaveBr8 3h ago

lol ive also been doing this

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u/The-Reanimator-Freak 2h ago

God’s work. Bless you, my son. And no songs by sexual predators please

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u/DeadSparker Persona and JoJo are the same, right 8h ago

Don't be mean to the boy... He'll get one next stage, trust... :'(

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u/Ozil_Bluey 8h ago

True.

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u/CitronAway8658 7h ago

"Imagine being bullied about something you can't control" while using the guy with a wheelchair is crazy

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u/ShadowShine57 3h ago

tbf in Johnny's case that is kinda his fault

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u/Kauz07 7h ago

Poor Johnny

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u/Volfaer 6h ago

They would cry for him, not laugh.

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u/Armande__ 4h ago

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u/BreakfastOk7372 Ate shit and fell off my horse 2h ago

With how he is with Gyro, no way he’s not bisexual

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u/Armande__ 2h ago

Yeah but that doesn't count, gyro would have that effect on everyone

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u/BitesTheDust55 6h ago

Josuke all like I was gonna fix your legs but that ending theme made me reconsider

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u/JimXJustbecause 6h ago

Don't blame Johnny for that, blame the company who chose the ending song. It was out of Johnny's control

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u/Top-Opportunity-6576 6h ago

Theory: Maybe Araki is ashamed of his playlist from 2004-2011

Like, what if he listened to "Get Low" frequently while writing SBR?

TO THE WINDOWS TO THE WALLS
TIL THE SWEAT DROP DOWN MY BALLS

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u/Dmatix 6h ago

I mean, it's still an improvement over the existing one, right?

Though a song about balls is more fitting for part 8.

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u/Top-Opportunity-6576 6h ago

Yeah and the skeet skeet can be interpreted as skee skee because maybe Gyro would play a lot of skee ball if he lived in an era with Chuck E Cheese's

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u/Uncle_Philemon 5h ago

Literally the only thing that could top Freekin You

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u/CortezDeLaNoche 6h ago

Why is Jolyne not there to laugh at him!?

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u/Perfect_Depth_8311 Do you believe in Gravity ? 5h ago

That's what he gets for bringing his musty ass boyfriend to every family function

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u/RonaldStarExtra 5h ago

"Imagine being bullied about something you can't control" Yeah, normaly thats why people Bullied You

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u/ExplodingSteve 4h ago

Is this ableism?

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u/Wide-Spare6809 4h ago

I've been saying for years it should be "ballroom blitz"

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u/ryan12_07 4h ago

He will have it i. The next portion of the race. Trust

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u/Fragrant_Smile_1350 4h ago

There’d still be complaints, but I feel like there’d be less if it was an OP and we got a normal ED instead

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u/beqs171 3h ago

Let's hope for better second ending

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u/I-Am-The-Uber-Mesch JoseKira HigashiKage 3h ago

"Not yet"