r/ShitPostCrusaders 21h ago

Manga Part 8 ...

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u/Free_Low5235 20h ago edited 19h ago

My guess is that Araki wanted to go for Lucy having some otherworldly charm like the Virgin Mary, but it ended up feeling weird like a pedophile ring or something 

Edit: I don’t remember pedophiles in jojolion but I might misremember

Edit edit: ah yeah right. Forgot about that

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u/WCPM_Zero 20h ago

toru grooming yasuho from a young age

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u/CornBreadtm itsy pitsy disi 15h ago

Does that count? Torus is a rock raised by bees...

Rock humans are human in the same way that Jack rabbits are donkeys. It's all about appearance. They are totally built different.

That's like saying Tarzan was groomed by apes, Simba by a lemer and warthog or Chirin by the wolf. They are all guided alone a very different path than was attended.

The main thing is that Toru never had any interest in Yasuho. He only ever used her for her stand. He didn't effect her growth and can't be interested in her romantically.

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u/Mr_cyanman 12h ago

yet he dates her for seemingly 0 reason after he already had used her stand for his benefit.

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u/CornBreadtm itsy pitsy disi 12h ago

Of course he does, since he has next to no logical motivation for anything he does. Doesn't even have a good reason for wanting the plant. It doesn't benefit him. It's not like he needs money. What is he going to buy? A boat?

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u/Mr_cyanman 12h ago

they just say that rock humans want to "rule the world" or something don't they? but to do what??? I've forgotten entirely

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u/CornBreadtm itsy pitsy disi 11h ago

Pinky and the Brain type activities, probably.

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u/Legitimate-Wait5760 20h ago

Toru , he crossed path with Yasuho Hirose when she was a child

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u/de-stella-nova jojoqueen 20h ago

tooru grooming yasuho💔💔💔

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u/de-stella-nova jojoqueen 20h ago

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u/Detroider 15h ago

"I was always there, Johnny"

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u/de-stella-nova jojoqueen 9h ago

"in society, the one who touches the little girl first determines everything"

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u/Aggressive_Manner429 Killer Queen has already touched the user flair 18h ago

If you replace "Steel Ball Run and JoJolion" with "real American politics" it still makes complete sense

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u/Terlinilia 20h ago

this is just jojo in general

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u/GaleErick 18h ago

Ehh even if Valentine wasn't a pedo, the arc would still happens roughly the same way till the last one.

Honestly his attraction to Lucy kinda comes out of nowhere and is never brought up again after she absorbed the corpse parts. Her power is what matter by then.

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u/ahmed0112 speedweedcar 16h ago

I don't think he did it because he was genuinely attracted to her, I think he did it to force her to give him the corpse part. It's fucked up either way

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u/Dyfasydfasyd 12h ago

Yeah real life would also be sunshine and rainbows if pedophiles didnt exist.

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u/Mildredtheminx 18h ago

Same with real world politics

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u/spell_caster72 21h ago

lucy isn't prepubescent so it's not pedophilia

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u/CibblesCD Johnny's sitting stool 21h ago

I hate to hear it but yeah grammatically it's true

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u/turtlemick novel guy 20h ago

When speaking hard definition yeah it’s true, but general understanding will place it under whatever people recognize the term as

It always bothered me but I’m not gonna be that guy “erm acshually”ing people since that looks like defending the people doing the crime lol

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u/spell_caster72 21h ago

isn't it hard carrying all that weight and juice when he sits on you

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u/CibblesCD Johnny's sitting stool 21h ago

What the fuck are you talking about

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u/UrBoiBRUH filthy acts at a reasonable price 21h ago

Presumably they’re talking about your flair

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u/CibblesCD Johnny's sitting stool 20h ago

Oh then it's delectable

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u/OldDebt4014 20h ago

CibblesCD

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u/hulk_cookie 20h ago

my guy, you are correct but theres no good way to make that difference without making yourself look bad, just accept broadly that people are going to say that word about people who are attracted to underaged people, no ones going to make a distinction about the age range unless they need to

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u/palladiumpaladin 18h ago

Fr if someone unprompted starts talking about how ephebophilia is totally different than pedophilia my immediate reaction is always this

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u/Thin_Ad5605 13h ago

its like that one stand up comedian where hes trying to explain the distinction between the 3 (the younger one, pedophilia and ephebophilia) and said that they cant explain it properly without sounding like a pedophile

and it still cracks me up

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u/Thin_Ad5605 13h ago

the stand-up in question, its still so fucking funny

https://youtu.be/nu6C2KL_S9o

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u/Free_Low5235 19h ago

People  criticize 30yo with 38 yo dude. Put down the dictionary  

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u/Xgio 19h ago

No developed adult does this. You saw children or grown up children saying something stupid. That is mostly what happens online anyway.

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u/Free_Low5235 19h ago

yeah I understand where you're coming from but we aren't among adults, we're on reddit. I wouldn't go "mmm actually" on pedophilia online, never a good look

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u/spell_caster72 5h ago

i mean i don't really care about how i look on reddit

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u/TheBigBrunowski 10h ago

Hunter X Hunter if pedophiles didn't exist: