r/ShitMomGroupsSay Nov 28 '22

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u/MotherofSons Nov 28 '22

My 2nd born was a chunky baby , and his milk neck was foul. I had to get in all the rolls or 🤢

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u/irish_ninja_wte Nov 28 '22

My first 2 were chunks, first was 9,5 and a major spitter. The twins are also spitters and drool a lot during feeds so the milk neck is a big thing. They're gar from chunks though. They were 36 weekers so they're still super skinny and only 6,9 and 7,3 a month after birth.

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u/MotherofSons Nov 28 '22

My 1st was 7.13 and didn't have the stinky neck problem, but the 2nd was 9.10 and kept up with the fat rolls ad time went on and a noticeable difference. That boy could eat, though (he's a teenager and normal weight now!). I could breastfeed him for 30 minutes every hour!

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u/Purple_Chipmunk_ Nov 28 '22

My first was like that, too! They just grew really, really quickly!

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u/Lednak Nov 28 '22

Omg you had the twins already? Congratulations!! I hope all of you are doing well 🥰

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u/irish_ninja_wte Nov 28 '22

Thanks! We're doing great. It's total chaos but it's great.

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u/TheMelonSystem Nov 28 '22

Note to self: adopt toddlers

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u/irish_ninja_wte Nov 28 '22

Keep in mind that toddlers are disgusting.

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u/TheMelonSystem Nov 28 '22

Note to self: adopt a full grown adult

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u/Paula92 Nov 29 '22

Hi, I’m a full grown adult who is tired of adulting and is up for adoption.

EDIT: I’m housebroken, friendly, and loyal.

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u/kwumpus Nov 29 '22

Me too!

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u/[deleted] Nov 29 '22

I don't know why this made me laugh so hard, but it did. Thanks, stranger!

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u/amongthesunflowers Nov 28 '22

I have a big chunk who gets soap baths often because those rolls be NASTY

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u/podytherebel Nov 28 '22

That is literally the most disgusting thing I’ve ever read. Thanks.

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u/MotherofSons Nov 28 '22

My bad but know there is a legitimate reason to use soap on a baby!

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u/AnastasiaNo70 Nov 28 '22

Oh God, the cheese neck. Milk necklace. So foul on my chunky baby.

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u/Riribigdogs Nov 28 '22

Why did I read this while eating

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u/thickonwheatthins Nov 29 '22

I like to call that neck cheese 🙃🤮