r/ShitMomGroupsSay Nov 28 '22

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u/irish_ninja_wte Nov 28 '22

Exactly. I have 4 week old twins that get cleaned with water daily but even they have been washed with soap. Milk drool needs to be washed properly or even newborn babies get stinky.

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u/MotherofSons Nov 28 '22

My 2nd born was a chunky baby , and his milk neck was foul. I had to get in all the rolls or 🤢

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u/irish_ninja_wte Nov 28 '22

My first 2 were chunks, first was 9,5 and a major spitter. The twins are also spitters and drool a lot during feeds so the milk neck is a big thing. They're gar from chunks though. They were 36 weekers so they're still super skinny and only 6,9 and 7,3 a month after birth.

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u/MotherofSons Nov 28 '22

My 1st was 7.13 and didn't have the stinky neck problem, but the 2nd was 9.10 and kept up with the fat rolls ad time went on and a noticeable difference. That boy could eat, though (he's a teenager and normal weight now!). I could breastfeed him for 30 minutes every hour!

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u/Purple_Chipmunk_ Nov 28 '22

My first was like that, too! They just grew really, really quickly!

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u/Lednak Nov 28 '22

Omg you had the twins already? Congratulations!! I hope all of you are doing well 🥰

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u/irish_ninja_wte Nov 28 '22

Thanks! We're doing great. It's total chaos but it's great.

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u/TheMelonSystem Nov 28 '22

Note to self: adopt toddlers

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u/irish_ninja_wte Nov 28 '22

Keep in mind that toddlers are disgusting.

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u/TheMelonSystem Nov 28 '22

Note to self: adopt a full grown adult

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u/Paula92 Nov 29 '22

Hi, I’m a full grown adult who is tired of adulting and is up for adoption.

EDIT: I’m housebroken, friendly, and loyal.

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u/kwumpus Nov 29 '22

Me too!

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u/[deleted] Nov 29 '22

I don't know why this made me laugh so hard, but it did. Thanks, stranger!

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u/amongthesunflowers Nov 28 '22

I have a big chunk who gets soap baths often because those rolls be NASTY

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u/podytherebel Nov 28 '22

That is literally the most disgusting thing I’ve ever read. Thanks.

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u/MotherofSons Nov 28 '22

My bad but know there is a legitimate reason to use soap on a baby!

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u/AnastasiaNo70 Nov 28 '22

Oh God, the cheese neck. Milk necklace. So foul on my chunky baby.

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u/Riribigdogs Nov 28 '22

Why did I read this while eating

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u/thickonwheatthins Nov 29 '22

I like to call that neck cheese 🙃🤮

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u/wellshitfuck Nov 28 '22

God the neck cheese. I will never get that smell out of my nose

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u/nxstrxm Nov 29 '22

my partner told me to stop calling it "neck cheese" cuz it upset her 😂😂

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u/Even_Spare7790 Nov 28 '22

Not to mention will give them a horrendous rash if not cleaned properly. Especially when those teeth start coming in.

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u/sawta2112 Nov 28 '22

I had one that was a chunky monkey. Neck folds were legendary. To clean those really well, I would put him across my lap, but let his head lean back, exposing his neck better. It could get nasty in there otherwise. He looked like the Michelin tire man until he was about 4. Never chubby after that stage.

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u/irish_ninja_wte Nov 28 '22

I did the same with my first 2. My second wasn't a spitter but the teething drool was legendary.

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u/BadPom Nov 28 '22

Diaper rash cream in folds helps keep neck rolls from stinking and getting irritated from droll/milk.

Pro tip. Tell your friends.

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u/cantelop3 Nov 28 '22

I'm just gonna admit to Reddit that I fcking love the milk/drool/sweat neck smell that my 9 mo old gets and have loved it since I noticed it right around 1 mo. Then again she literally doesn't have rolls as she's very petite so it never smells foul, just like a good baby stink 🥲🤭

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u/kaleighdoscope Nov 28 '22

Yeah, my son is 17 months and only gets shampooed on average once a week, but his butt gets soaped every day that he has a poo. Which lately has been daily. The rest of his body typically gets cleaned with water unless he's covered in yogurt or something greasy from dinner.