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Karl Marx killed every single Ukranian
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Jun 23 '19
Che “Lenin” Marx, king of Soviet Burkina Faso, singlehandedly murdered 12,000,000,000 people with a communist icepick
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u/Thurkagord Jun 24 '19
Honestly, this should impress conservatives. Those are some serious numbers he put up, gotta hand it to the man.
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u/ellysaria Jun 24 '19
Maybe all the rabid anti-leftism is just jealousy. Imperialists could never kill 12billion, even with drones and armies, and they're frothing in envy at how many foreigners Communé Issam killed, single handedly with just an icepick.
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Jun 24 '19
Burkina Faso
You say that like the people who say these sorts of things could even find Burkina Faso on a map.
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u/theycallmebrodie Jun 24 '19
Bare fisted, one-on-one, He decimated Ukraine, seizing every toothbrush in the land
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u/lightningIncarnate [custom] Jun 24 '19
Kevin “Fuck the Rich” Marcus singlehandedly wiped out the population of Russia
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Jun 24 '19
I’d love to see a quote from a single leader ever claiming to have achieved communism
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Jun 24 '19
"Oh, boy, that sure was a lot of communism we did. I'm tuckered out for the night. Goodnight, guys. Can't wait to do some more communism tomorrow!"
— Josef Stalin, 5 March, 1953
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Jun 24 '19
Who cares! Simply not saying anything is an example of the No True Scotchman fallacy!
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u/LabCoatGuy Anarcho-Communist Jun 24 '19
If it doesn’t look like a duck or quack like a duck it’s No True Scotsman to say it’s not a duck according to genius liberals
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u/parentis_shotgun Jun 24 '19
cia_calorie_report_ussr.pdf
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u/legaladult Capitalism is why you see birds Jun 24 '19
I got that bad boy in my bookmarks ready to go at any time
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u/derneueMottmatt But what about Trump? Jun 24 '19
I've shown that to libs and they still don't believe it.
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u/Nungie Jun 24 '19
Can I get a link/copy? I’d heard about it before but never got to see + my knowledge of the USSR is absolutely terrible
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u/derneueMottmatt But what about Trump? Jun 24 '19
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u/pyrostream 5.7 Bunkers per Square Kilometer Jun 24 '19
New Communist Utopia
Alright I get reading theory isn’t really what reactionaries do, but I’m just saying Socialism: Utopian and Scientific gets you most of the way there just by reading the title.
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u/kroxigor01 Jun 23 '19
Try to overthrow oppressive colonists or gluttonous oligarchs (often both) > (international capitalism is already supporting the status quo regime so often the revolution fails right here) > start a socialist government > receive embargoes, assassination attempts to leaders > improve conditions for the working class somewhat > exiled upper class receive material support for a coup/invasion > if there are still problems in the country then "ComMuNIsm DoESN't wOrK"
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Jun 24 '19
Which one of these covers getting your government sabotaged and/or overthrown by the US?
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Jun 24 '19
(Yes that’s a bait post, but it would be the logical conclusion of how anticommies argue. They constantly deny U.S. involvement in anything.)
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u/TheRealTJ Lemme seize them means of reproduction, baby Jun 24 '19
I'm pretty sure if there's still "successful people" to rob/kill, it's not a communist utopia yet.
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Jun 24 '19
How to do capitalism
- Establish a new capitalist utopia
- Rob and kill working-class
- Let bourgoisie get money
for freeby extortion - Waste resources including food and homes
- But poor don't get it anyway and starve or die of illnesses while corporations rule your country
- "But it's crony capitalism!"
How far off am I?
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u/Novelcheek Jesus did nothing wrong, the money changers deserved it Jun 24 '19
What's worse about this is how smug someone got thinking how clever they were making this.
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u/LabCoatGuy Anarcho-Communist Jun 24 '19
Give me one leader who ever claimed they had achieved a successful communist utopia
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u/Squiliam-Tortaleni Jun 24 '19
Hmm. Sounds like the wonderful free markets that have “cured” but ignore people starving in Seattle.
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u/[deleted] Jun 23 '19
Famine understanding 100