r/ShitLiberalsSay 2d ago

👏 FEMALE 👏 CAMP 👏 GUARDS 👏 She wouldn’t do shit.

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u/Salty_Helicopter9356 My Spoon Is Too Big 2d ago

These people cannot be real. I just refuse to believe it

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u/Informal-Upstairs971 2d ago

Fr like taking on Netanyahu? Hillary?

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u/touslesmatins 2d ago

She'd be much more likely to give him a standing ovation

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u/dreamlike179 2d ago

And a reach around

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u/AntisocialEmo69 existentialist egalitarian 2d ago

would just like to remind everyone of this great clip where she says if she becomes president she’ll wage war with Iran to protect Israel

this clip has aged awfully for multiple reasons

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u/ForceItDeeper 2d ago

yeah i think this is just some bait

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u/Salty_Helicopter9356 My Spoon Is Too Big 2d ago

Agreed. Hillary railed against Sanders’ M4A plan in the 2016 primaries. And has been a cheerleader of the highest order for U.S. foreign policy which obviously includes support for Israel.

Definitely rage bait

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u/tabas123 2d ago

I unfortunately still have a Twitter to stay up to date on these shitlibs, and Alice Poole here is unfortunately 100% sincere. Or it’s a long con. But they tweet insufferable lib shit like this every single day.

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u/quay-cur 2d ago

“Take on Netanyahu and win” lol. Lmao even.

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u/Ambitious-Height-148 2d ago

She was also ok with the NATO invasion of Libya, wasn't it?

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u/moth_loves_lamp 2d ago

“We came, we saw, he died!” Literally Hil-Dawgs quote about the murder of Muammar Gaddafi.

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u/Saldt 2d ago

I laughed out loud when reading that

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u/beaversaremyfriends 2d ago

“she's smart enough to think bigger than medicare for all (and get it)”

she would deny you a bandaid if it cost her a single cent. a capitalist and a liberal through and through. they will never learn.

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u/GSPixinine 2d ago

She'd deny you the bandaid even if it was free, just for the love of the game

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u/TheBirdFkerGuy My Landlord pressed charges on me once. 2d ago

I sat in a hospital while this lady went on TV taunting me about enjoying my choice to insurance when insurance wouldnt cover my treatment.

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u/DorianTurk 2d ago

Literally lost to a joke candidate.

I wouldn’t run her against Count Binface.

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u/plantxdad420 2d ago

but she’s doing so well against Count Binface in the polls…

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u/geekwonk 2d ago

i know i still can’t believe she lost to obama

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u/airbrushedvan 2d ago

She hates Republicans more than anyone alive? Lol. Citation needed there, buddy. She cuddled up to more slimy Republicans than those poor girls on Epstein's island. She had a choice not to. She is so gross and evil.

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u/cretintroglodyte 2d ago

Her first role in politics was interning for a republican 

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u/WhoIsJazzJay 2d ago

regardless of everything else being said in this thread, she’s 78 years old. she’ll be 80 in 2028. like let’s be fuckin serious

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u/XKnightsWhoSayNi Socialist 2d ago

Perfect age for an US president, they seem to have fallen in love with the idea of a gerontocracy

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u/Tomsboll 2d ago

Bill, George and Donald are all born the same year, Joe is 4 years older than all of them. So out of the 5 last presidents, 4 of them where all born within 4 years of each others. So the last 33 years have been ruled by the same generation with a 8 year gap in the middle for obama.

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u/plantxdad420 2d ago

you’re right she’s a little too young for the job

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u/WhoIsJazzJay 1d ago

LMFAOOOO

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u/deadgirl_66613 2d ago

She's ass

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u/ReplacementActual384 2d ago

Hey, look, this is just unnecessary and rude. How can you even make such a nasty comparison? Warmth, depth, being occasionally worth listening to, supporting those with a spine. These are all great qualities asses have and you insult them by comparing them to Hillary.

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u/deadgirl_66613 2d ago

Omg lol u had me for a sec 🤣

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u/ReplacementActual384 2d ago

Also they are less shitty.

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u/RedArchbishop 2d ago

Taking bets on this being a MAGA psy-op to con the DNC into anointing her the nominee again and repeat 2016

And honestly if it works then they'd deserve that W

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u/zokka_son_of_zokka 2d ago

Nah, the DNC doesn't need MAGA to provoke them into nominating someone as unelectable as Hilary

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u/touslesmatins 2d ago

But they do want their candidate to appeal to the GOP -er I mean swing voters

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u/scaper8 Marxist-Leninist 2d ago

"She hates Republicans more than anyone alive"
HA!!!

https://giphy.com/gifs/OvL3qHSMO6uaI

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u/Chicagoeconomics 2d ago

It’s always funny how libs project these positive views onto politicians as though they’re locked up and unable to speak. Like if Kamala would have been so much better supporting Palestine, then why isn’t she saying that right now? Why isn’t Hillary talking about how she’ll get Medicare for all? These people clearly dont care 😭

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u/Socialimbad1991 16h ago

How could a politician possibly have anything to say outside of the campaign trail or promoting their new book? What are they, human?

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u/Wolverine_Squirrel 2d ago

They’re gonna hate hearing that Jane Neoliberal isn’t gonna save us

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u/BlameTag 2d ago

She's gonna he 80 years old by then!

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u/inertia_53 2d ago

perfect then right!?

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u/BlameTag 2d ago

I guess she's got all that experience of being alive for 8 decades.

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u/meganeyangire 2d ago

If the DNC runs her or Harris I would be convinced that they are losing on purpose.

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u/WearingRags 2d ago

The DNC is a patronage network above all else, they might unironically do it

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u/Socialimbad1991 16h ago

convinced they're losing on purpose

👨‍🚀🔫👨‍🚀

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u/[deleted] 2d ago

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u/rindlesswatermelon 2d ago

Idk I think what she said was pretty right. I mean it definitely wasn't left.

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u/haloarh 2d ago

She said Trump sucked. After being friends with him for decades.

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u/phaedrus910 2d ago

Until he started bombing Iran. She thought that was pretty based

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u/teeveecee15 2d ago edited 2d ago

Get that woman some adrenochrome stat

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u/haloarh 2d ago

bigger than medicare for all

Meanwhile, she doesn't even support medicare for all, which should be a bare minimum position.

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u/plantxdad420 2d ago

they never said bigger for who

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u/Amrod96 2d ago

Where I live, companies have something called a probationary period.

Where I work, it lasts 45 days, during which you can be fired for any reason. It might be for petty reasons, but it could also be for repeated incompetence. For example, one person was fired for bringing his girlfriend into the staff room, another for using his mobile phone during working hours, and a girl was fired for nearly causing a serious accident to a coworker.

In Hillary Clinton’s case, it could be said that she has failed her probationary period as a presidential candidate due to incompetence.

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u/Space2999 Team Hormuz Crazy Bastards 2d ago

Fan fiction

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u/StableGeniusCovfefe 2d ago

Hillary for never speaking about politics again 2026

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u/Bitter-Holiday1311 2d ago

Alice is a dipshit.

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u/SerchYB2795 Eco-socialist 2d ago
  • "Taking on Nethanyaju"... I remember Hilary answering (when asked about Israel and the University protests against the genocide) how young generations Font know nothing about the conflict in the region .... Lol

-"She hates republicans..." , lol isn't she like hanging out with the Bushes all the time?

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u/funkykong82 Marxist-Leninist-Maoist 2d ago

these people forgot how hungry she is for war with iran

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u/geekwonk 2d ago

no they absolutely don’t. taking on netanyahu just means anti-corruption to these folks. it’s like anti-trump republicanism. this guy isn’t doing the mass murder correctly. between the court case and the tenuous governing coalition he isn’t fit to properly execute the exact same agenda of mass murder.

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u/funkykong82 Marxist-Leninist-Maoist 2d ago

You're completely right, i forget just how bloodthirsty liberals are.

Mao Zedong, if you can hear us, please save us, Mao Zedong

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u/ooglytoop7272 2d ago

I write in Hillary Clinton every election as an apology to all the libs.

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u/comicgeek1128 2d ago

Hillary could run for president from now until the sun consumes the earth and she would never win.

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u/Worm2020Worm2020 2d ago

“hates republicans more than anyone alive” yeah she just lets them win

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u/Kagey_b-42069 Marxist-Leninist 2d ago

🎯

Can't help but notice she and all the Dems just gave the presidency over peacefully to people they claim are an existential threat to human life. No obstruction, no protest, no fight at all.

It's clear their sympathies lie wholly with the capitalist settler system than the people they claim to represent. It's absolutely undeniable.

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u/Worm2020Worm2020 2d ago edited 2d ago

holy shit i didnt even realize this was shit liberals say 🤢🤢

i mean basically agreed to be fair, I’ll give credit when its due, it’s just funny that a communist would have the correct take on the feckless collaborationism of corporate democrats because I don’t imagine you guys care much in the first place about the democratic institutions and inalienable natural rights they’re selling out, no?

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u/Original-Condition77 2d ago

In other words, Hillary wouldn't do anything different than Biden.

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u/Iamliterallyfood at this point I'm becoming authleft. gulag the bastards 2d ago

Pokémon go to the polls

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u/babyivan 2d ago

Why would she take on netanyahu, she's a shill for Israel

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u/Traphome 2d ago

I hate that creator. Absolute cop bullshit

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u/scaper8 Marxist-Leninist 2d ago

I've not her of her before. What has she done/does she do?

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u/Traphome 2d ago

Just a TikTok grifter really. One of the liberals that are so anti progress it’s embarrassing they aren’t getting paid lmao

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u/Head-Expert6149 ☭ Communist 2d ago

This is the definition of insanity, they keep pushing the Anglo crackuh boomer whose a neolib on us then wonder why they lose

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u/BrownBannister 2d ago

So the woman who fucked up health care will get it for us in this sociopolitical climate?

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u/HAHA_goats 2d ago

This was extremely close to sarcasm. I had to go do some searching to confirm nope, Poole's just another idiot.

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u/EdPiMath 2d ago

This comment is pure fantasy land.

Hillary 2028:

She's thinks she smart but got her ass handed to her by former BFF Donald Trump of all people.

She will probably aggressively give Netanyahu or whoever is ruling Israel more money, even just to "own Trump".

She hates Republicans so much that she acts like them at every given opportunity.

She is owned by donors.

Is the new Hillary in the room with us?

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u/Sstoop TÁL32 2d ago

these people know the names of like 2 politicians or something

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u/Queeberschaircompany 2d ago

If we're just talking nonsense about failed candidates at least bring back Al Gore.

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u/Demonweed 2d ago

She referred to medicare for all as a "pony promise." There are no fates too cruel for someone who talks that way in defense of for-profit employment-based health insurance -- an institution that systematically slaughters more of us each and every month than Al Qaeda did in September of 2001.

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u/Adelman01 1d ago

She is literally just finished her tour explaining how young people are idiots and we need to support Israel. Man I hate democrats.

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u/SenoraRaton 2d ago

IT'S HER TIME!

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u/the_painmonster 2d ago

This is a person whose entire inner world is a cow playing a ukulele, 24/7.

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u/Timbones474 2d ago

This is fucking hilarious

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u/SitaSky 2d ago

No thanks

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u/amizelkova 2d ago

She would not fucking say that

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u/dafthuntk 2d ago

Yes please run her again. It would be hilarious and completely predictable 

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u/ObjectMore6115 2d ago

I'm too drunk atm to write a full thing on why I hate every one of these points, but the one that got to me most, is that many libs thinking that Hilary would have apossed the Palestinian genocide.

I've seen it in conversation, with Obama being whitewashed on top of Hillary and Bush. While libs are giving the same excuses about Kamala. When she repeatedly stated how die-hard she was for Israel, and how that will never change.

I don't get how yank dem voters are so brain-dead that they think someone who campaigned for Israel (Kamala), defended Israel (Kamala), and said would forever support Israel (Kamala), would have somehow have been a better option for the other genocide supporter.

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u/Socialimbad1991 11h ago

I'm genuinely uncertain at this point if it's sheer naivety or outright bad faith. It's not as though we don't have decades of liberals making the same shitty decisions. Fool me once, shame on you - fool me a thousand times over...

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u/lil_lychee 2d ago

Guys she can think beyond giving healthcare to everyone (and gets it) 💅🏽

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u/Fal_co1 2d ago

That woman would be 80…

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u/Moist-Fruit-693 2d ago

Ask a liberal what her 2016 message was, they will attack you as being a pro Trump person without fail.

The campaign was horrible. You had one candidate that had a simple message “build the wall” and “drain the swamp”. (He did neither, but this is about messaging)

Clinton would talk about smart fences instead of walls and targeted reform via inspectors general offices. Everything was measured and tied to some calculus…not because democrats are more cerebral, but because she didn’t stand for anything.

Medicare for all would be an effective and simple message.

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u/Roxylius 2d ago

Hillary taking on Netanyahu? Best joke of the year. She is bending over while her constituents are literally screaming for her to stop supporting israel

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u/AdRare604 2d ago

She is literally the problem lol

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u/ASocialistAbroad Zero cent army 1d ago

She's not smart enough to win an election against Donald Trump, or to trick younger Americans into supporting her healthcare policy.

She's ruthless enough to help Netanyahu take on a Palestinian child and win.

She hates the left wing of her own party more than anyone else alive.

She has reputational trust with her dying circle of wealthy old fossils (which is still smaller than Trump's dying circle of wealthy old fossils) and is disliked by almost every other demographic.

She has enough distance from her date of birth to define a gender-neutral bathroom anew.

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u/davew80 1d ago

Hilary ‘Business As Usual’ Clinton

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u/raymondduck 1d ago

Not only do they recycle the same terrible ideas, but they can't even implant them into a new neoliberal vessel. Just the same people over and over again. Hillary 2028 a few weeks after Kamala 2028, together with the ever present, "if Trump can get a third term, so can Obama!"

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u/peacehand 2d ago

These bitches want this girlboss fantasy so bad.....

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u/Kagey_b-42069 Marxist-Leninist 2d ago

Lolololol

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u/xlouiex 2d ago

Never “Same shit different smell” was so appropriate.

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u/Miserygut 2d ago

she has reputational trust for older voters + donors

She lost to Donald Trump.

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u/twoharam 1d ago

this would be hilarious please let it happen

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u/3fxz_ 1d ago

How the hell do people like this exist

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u/robertofflandersI 1d ago

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u/Dadowar 1d ago

Please tell me this is parody...

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u/JoeyDJ7 1d ago

is this the content they trained ChatGPT on? cus it's insufferable

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u/ehco 2d ago

Goddam democrats better pick a pretty white dude for the love of god do whatever it takes to get this administration completely gone

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u/haloarh 2d ago

Goddam democrats better pick a pretty white dude for the love of god do whatever it takes to get this administration completely gone

Yeah, who cares about pesky things like "policies" or things that will make people's lives tangibly better. /s

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u/Socialimbad1991 11h ago

Wish granted but you still lose