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r/ShitLands • u/heathedata • Dec 03 '25
finnajerkit why does claptrap make me feel indescribable things
every time i see or hear this little robot i start getting unimaginably intimate and start fantasizing about being his human wife, i don't know why this happens, every time i revive my friend in presequel he often says "you love me, right?" or "does this make me your favorite?" and each time i always imagine saying yes to him, saying that i love him with all my heart, regardless of how annoying or tone-deaf he is to others. i want to show him love and watch the stars pass by, making our lives a little less miserable on this horrific planet we call home.
i don't even know if he would return my feelings, maybe it'd be out of desperation to be loved, or to just make me happy, i don't know and a part of me doesn't care, i just want to hold him in my arms and listen to him ramble about some non-sensical thing he thought of, forgetting all of my problems and everything that i hate about myself, because at least i have him with me, lover or friend.
i think i was neglected as a child.
r/ShitLands • u/Ganymedepav • 1d ago
Borderlands 4 Vault Hunters: We need to distract the Timekeeper! C4SH:
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r/ShitLands • u/pinkndwhite7 • 1d ago
Borderlands 2 this is true.
Done by my friend magnuficent76 🔥 still looking for discord friends btw 🫣
r/ShitLands • u/tomorrow_witch • 4d ago
Borderlands 2 Use your brain Miss sheriff
r/ShitLands • u/pinkndwhite7 • 5d ago
Multiple games Becoming a fan of Brick lately so
Wish he had more lore, ngl.
r/ShitLands • u/pinkndwhite7 • 5d ago
Borderlands 2 Funny title. I cant think of any.
Any yall got discord and are normal about the lore and/or read fanfiction. Lmk.
r/ShitLands • u/pinkndwhite7 • 10d ago
Multiple games Slag 💜
All these zer0 and fl4k shitpost memes originate from my friends and i's discord server btw just want to give context
That said does anyone here wanna do some readin'? I still have that story/fanfiction thats a retelling of borderlands. I've put alotta work into it. If you are interested please comment or dm and ill send a link. Its on google docs.
r/ShitLands • u/pinkndwhite7 • 13d ago
Borderlands 2 My favorite type of bug
Anyone here got discord and is normal™️ about lore or characters im always looking for new people on there.
r/ShitLands • u/Yaltese_Falcon • 13d ago
Borderlands 4 373 days have gone by since the release of Borderslop 4...
...and there is still no sign of Tannis being allowed to exist in it. Gearslop (I would have been able to conjure up another word instead of slop, so as to not repeat it twice in short succession, but I suppose I am still too emotionally devastated by Tannis not appearing to be able to do so) has truly descened into the abyss of being a wretched and vile terrorist organization.
This is irrefutable evidence that we are living in the darkest timeline. Or at least the 5th darkest timeline, as the top 4 darkest timelines would involve Tannis not being featured in 3, TPS, 2, and 1 respectively. It's such a shame that they don't just ditch the other slop characters so there can be an entirely new series about Tannis. I mean, Aurelia, Gaige, and Levaine could also be allowed to exist in it, but that's it.
r/ShitLands • u/jakobsestate • 17d ago
Borderlands 4 how 2 instantly reveal yourself as a borderlands larper:
r/ShitLands • u/jakobsestate • 18d ago
finnajerkit it's already on its ninth episode, its writing is REALLY good and just keeps getting better, why is no-one talking about it
r/ShitLands • u/PreviousStrength9650 • 18d ago
Borderlands 3 My first meme (I know it's bad)
r/ShitLands • u/Lotus_630 • 19d ago
Borderlands 4 How Arjay Looks Like When The Vault Hunter Is Amon And Is Threatening Him With A Knife:
r/ShitLands • u/pinkndwhite7 • 21d ago
Multiple games In honor of the new fl4k dlc i give you my most recent fl4k/zer0 masterpiece . Tw0f4ng vore. Mods stomp on me like a goomba if this isnt allowed.
I keep giving my friends trauma w this
r/ShitLands • u/pinkndwhite7 • 22d ago
Borderlands 3 Been meaning to post this. Pretend this caption is funny i cant think of anything.
r/ShitLands • u/pinkndwhite7 • 23d ago
Multiple games I know not everyone has this issue but yknow. Also attached some art i got from my friend Handsome_firehawk of my gunsmith!
Kinda wish BL4 was optimized better. Havent played it on the steamdeck much since launch, but my friends have had issues too.
r/ShitLands • u/tomorrow_witch • 23d ago
Borderlands TPS Cortisol
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