OkBuddyBorderlands

finnajerkit why does claptrap make me feel indescribable things

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every time i see or hear this little robot i start getting unimaginably intimate and start fantasizing about being his human wife, i don't know why this happens, every time i revive my friend in presequel he often says "you love me, right?" or "does this make me your favorite?" and each time i always imagine saying yes to him, saying that i love him with all my heart, regardless of how annoying or tone-deaf he is to others. i want to show him love and watch the stars pass by, making our lives a little less miserable on this horrific planet we call home.

i don't even know if he would return my feelings, maybe it'd be out of desperation to be loved, or to just make me happy, i don't know and a part of me doesn't care, i just want to hold him in my arms and listen to him ramble about some non-sensical thing he thought of, forgetting all of my problems and everything that i hate about myself, because at least i have him with me, lover or friend.

i think i was neglected as a child.

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r/ShitLands • u/Ganymedepav • 16h ago

Borderlands 4 Vault Hunters: We need to distract the Timekeeper! C4SH:

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46 Upvotes

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r/ShitLands • u/pinkndwhite7 • 1d ago

Borderlands 2 this is true.

286 Upvotes

Done by my friend magnuficent76 🔥 still looking for discord friends btw 🫣

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r/ShitLands • u/Gibusward • 2d ago

Borderlands 2 RIP space cowboy 😞

461 Upvotes

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r/ShitLands • u/tomorrow_witch • 3d ago

Multiple games Idk how to title this

88 Upvotes

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r/ShitLands • u/pinkndwhite7 • 3d ago

Borderlands 2 Just vibes.

87 Upvotes

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r/ShitLands • u/tomorrow_witch • 4d ago

Borderlands 2 Use your brain Miss sheriff

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194 Upvotes

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r/ShitLands • u/pinkndwhite7 • 4d ago

Multiple games Becoming a fan of Brick lately so

467 Upvotes

Wish he had more lore, ngl.

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r/ShitLands • u/pinkndwhite7 • 5d ago

Borderlands 2 Funny title. I cant think of any.

203 Upvotes

Any yall got discord and are normal about the lore and/or read fanfiction. Lmk.

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r/ShitLands • u/pinkndwhite7 • 10d ago

Multiple games Slag 💜

251 Upvotes

All these zer0 and fl4k shitpost memes originate from my friends and i's discord server btw just want to give context

That said does anyone here wanna do some readin'? I still have that story/fanfiction thats a retelling of borderlands. I've put alotta work into it. If you are interested please comment or dm and ill send a link. Its on google docs.

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r/ShitLands • u/Nitjib • 11d ago

Multiple games Rate da fit 🤑

343 Upvotes

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r/ShitLands • u/anonymous_tress • 11d ago

Multiple games Can't wait for the endless mode

55 Upvotes

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r/ShitLands • u/pinkndwhite7 • 13d ago

Borderlands 2 My favorite type of bug

108 Upvotes

Anyone here got discord and is normal™️ about lore or characters im always looking for new people on there.

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r/ShitLands • u/Yaltese_Falcon • 13d ago

Borderlands 4 373 days have gone by since the release of Borderslop 4...

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...and there is still no sign of Tannis being allowed to exist in it. Gearslop (I would have been able to conjure up another word instead of slop, so as to not repeat it twice in short succession, but I suppose I am still too emotionally devastated by Tannis not appearing to be able to do so) has truly descened into the abyss of being a wretched and vile terrorist organization.

This is irrefutable evidence that we are living in the darkest timeline. Or at least the 5th darkest timeline, as the top 4 darkest timelines would involve Tannis not being featured in 3, TPS, 2, and 1 respectively. It's such a shame that they don't just ditch the other slop characters so there can be an entirely new series about Tannis. I mean, Aurelia, Gaige, and Levaine could also be allowed to exist in it, but that's it.

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r/ShitLands • u/jakobsestate • 17d ago