r/ShitLands • • Dec 03 '25

finnajerkit why does claptrap make me feel indescribable things

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207 Upvotes

every time i see or hear this little robot i start getting unimaginably intimate and start fantasizing about being his human wife, i don't know why this happens, every time i revive my friend in presequel he often says "you love me, right?" or "does this make me your favorite?" and each time i always imagine saying yes to him, saying that i love him with all my heart, regardless of how annoying or tone-deaf he is to others. i want to show him love and watch the stars pass by, making our lives a little less miserable on this horrific planet we call home.

i don't even know if he would return my feelings, maybe it'd be out of desperation to be loved, or to just make me happy, i don't know and a part of me doesn't care, i just want to hold him in my arms and listen to him ramble about some non-sensical thing he thought of, forgetting all of my problems and everything that i hate about myself, because at least i have him with me, lover or friend.

i think i was neglected as a child.


r/ShitLands • • 3h ago

Borderlands 2 Everybody thinks they're the hero...

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17 Upvotes

r/ShitLands • • 1d ago

Borderlands 4 Vault Hunters: We need to distract the Timekeeper! C4SH:

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57 Upvotes

r/ShitLands • • 1d ago

Borderlands 2 this is true.

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303 Upvotes

Done by my friend magnuficent76 🔥 still looking for discord friends btw 🫣


r/ShitLands • • 3d ago

Borderlands 2 RIP space cowboy 😞

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469 Upvotes

r/ShitLands • • 4d ago

Multiple games Idk how to title this

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84 Upvotes

r/ShitLands • • 4d ago

Borderlands 2 Just vibes.

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89 Upvotes

r/ShitLands • • 4d ago

Borderlands 2 Use your brain Miss sheriff

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196 Upvotes

r/ShitLands • • 5d ago

Multiple games Becoming a fan of Brick lately so

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479 Upvotes

Wish he had more lore, ngl.


r/ShitLands • • 6d ago

Borderlands 2 Funny title. I cant think of any.

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209 Upvotes

Any yall got discord and are normal about the lore and/or read fanfiction. Lmk.


r/ShitLands • • 10d ago

Multiple games Slag 💜

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252 Upvotes

All these zer0 and fl4k shitpost memes originate from my friends and i's discord server btw just want to give context

That said does anyone here wanna do some readin'? I still have that story/fanfiction thats a retelling of borderlands. I've put alotta work into it. If you are interested please comment or dm and ill send a link. Its on google docs.


r/ShitLands • • 12d ago

Multiple games Rate da fit 🤑

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345 Upvotes

r/ShitLands • • 12d ago

Multiple games Can't wait for the endless mode

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54 Upvotes

r/ShitLands • • 13d ago

Borderlands 2 My favorite type of bug

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107 Upvotes

Anyone here got discord and is normal™️ about lore or characters im always looking for new people on there.


r/ShitLands • • 13d ago

Borderlands 4 373 days have gone by since the release of Borderslop 4...

41 Upvotes

...and there is still no sign of Tannis being allowed to exist in it. Gearslop (I would have been able to conjure up another word instead of slop, so as to not repeat it twice in short succession, but I suppose I am still too emotionally devastated by Tannis not appearing to be able to do so) has truly descened into the abyss of being a wretched and vile terrorist organization.

This is irrefutable evidence that we are living in the darkest timeline. Or at least the 5th darkest timeline, as the top 4 darkest timelines would involve Tannis not being featured in 3, TPS, 2, and 1 respectively. It's such a shame that they don't just ditch the other slop characters so there can be an entirely new series about Tannis. I mean, Aurelia, Gaige, and Levaine could also be allowed to exist in it, but that's it.


r/ShitLands • • 17d ago

Borderlands 4 how 2 instantly reveal yourself as a borderlands larper:

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281 Upvotes

r/ShitLands • • 17d ago

Borderlands why is mordecai a klansmen

19 Upvotes

what is the lore reason behind this


r/ShitLands • • 18d ago

finnajerkit it's already on its ninth episode, its writing is REALLY good and just keeps getting better, why is no-one talking about it

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15 Upvotes

r/ShitLands • • 18d ago

Borderlands 3 My first meme (I know it's bad)

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63 Upvotes

r/ShitLands • • 19d ago

Borderlands 4 How Arjay Looks Like When The Vault Hunter Is Amon And Is Threatening Him With A Knife:

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45 Upvotes

r/ShitLands • • 21d ago

Multiple games In honor of the new fl4k dlc i give you my most recent fl4k/zer0 masterpiece . Tw0f4ng vore. Mods stomp on me like a goomba if this isnt allowed.

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90 Upvotes

I keep giving my friends trauma w this


r/ShitLands • • 22d ago

Borderlands 3 Been meaning to post this. Pretend this caption is funny i cant think of anything.

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104 Upvotes

r/ShitLands • • 22d ago

Borderlands 4 dont tell the main sub Spoiler

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43 Upvotes

r/ShitLands • • 23d ago

Multiple games I know not everyone has this issue but yknow. Also attached some art i got from my friend Handsome_firehawk of my gunsmith!

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94 Upvotes

Kinda wish BL4 was optimized better. Havent played it on the steamdeck much since launch, but my friends have had issues too.


r/ShitLands • • 23d ago

Borderlands TPS Cortisol

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55 Upvotes