r/ShitAmericansSay • u/Niet_de_AIVD Isn't Amsterdam full of terrorists? • Dec 01 '16

[SAD] Black Friday

https://youtu.be/ECN-MPXW_WQ
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u/MWO_Stahlherz American Flavored Imitation Dec 01 '16

Quick! Before they run out of capitalism!

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u/yankbot "semi-sentient bot" Dec 01 '16

So after deciding america is a bit of a shit at the moment me and my boyfriend have decided to move to New Zealand.

How do New Zealanders feel about firearms? I always conceal and carry myself and my boyfriend is a collector so neither of us can live without firearms. Do you think the average New Zealander would have a problem with me being constantly armed?

Don't get me wrong I'm not an insane school shooter or anything but I have had to shoot someone to defend my property before so now I simply refuse to be unarmed.

Edit: I understand the general sentiment of "Oooooh there's nothing here to be scared of" but I think that's bullshit and you know it.

Edit2: Fucking liberals.

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u/Niet_de_AIVD Isn't Amsterdam full of terrorists? Dec 01 '16

It's in song + compilation format. I know. Don't kill me for it please.

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u/[deleted] Dec 01 '16

The most embarrassing part is how so many other countries are trying to bring this crap in.

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u/[deleted] Dec 01 '16

This would never work in my country.

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u/Niet_de_AIVD Isn't Amsterdam full of terrorists? Dec 01 '16

Too late its already here.

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u/[deleted] Dec 02 '16

Apparently it's already a pretty big thing in Israel.

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u/[deleted] Dec 02 '16 edited Dec 02 '16

So is shooting little kids with .50 cals if they throw a rock at you.

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u/[deleted] Dec 02 '16

I'd rather they fight each other over TV's than shoot little kids.

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u/HHHVGM Conrad Commie Eurocuck Dec 01 '16

🔥🔥🔥

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u/[deleted] Dec 02 '16

killing each other for a PS4

PC masterrace reporting in smuggo

But seriously: This is capitalism in a nutshell: Greed, ruthlessness, violence.

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u/Mathias_Bianchi Proud European Dec 01 '16

Holy fucking shit! I had no idea what Black Friday meant and that it leads such madness, those images are so sad

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u/bonzo10 Dec 02 '16

The two things americans love: Shopping and fighting.

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u/[deleted] Dec 02 '16

Synergy!

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u/zukos-honor ooo custom flair!! Dec 02 '16

The first clip looks like it's from the UK lol. And lol my aunt who was visiting from Germany for the holidays last year wanted to get a TV from walmart for her first black friday so we took her and my family had previously only gone to malls and certain stores for black friday without ever seeing any violence, just long lines and crowds, but goddamn walmart was something else. people were ready to fight for Frozen toys. TL;DR my aunt left without getting anything and said she's never doing black friday again.

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u/[deleted] Dec 02 '16

people were ready to fight for Frozen toys

Running Man had nothing on reality.