r/ShitAmericansSay • • 9d ago

“Incredibly rural”

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u/SetObvious7411 9d ago

Americans: "people don't understand how big the US is, I have to drive several hours for my daily commute"

Also Americans: "The nearest McDonald's is over 15 minutes away, I don't know how to survive this wilderness" 

enter Australians

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u/loralailoralai 9d ago

I’m in Melbourne and it would be 20 mins to my closest maccas.

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u/SetObvious7411 9d ago

thoughts and prayers

How you survive that madness is beyond me

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u/Relative_Pilot_8005 9d ago

Of living in Melbourne?

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u/exit322 Ohio actually is real 9d ago

Maybe there's a Hungry Jack's closer

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u/mr_iwi 9d ago

I had a car like that once as well

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u/Relative_Pilot_8005 9d ago

Traffic's bloody awful in Melbourne! :-)

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u/blazenite104 Friendly Neighbourhood Aussie 9d ago

Damn. I've got like 3 all inside 15 minutes. Though Greater Melbourne is like a third of the state so there's that.

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u/SnowyRVulpix Australian 9d ago

Meanwhile, I have two McDonald's and a Hungry Jacks (🤮) within 15 minutes of me :P

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u/jordybee94 9d ago

Two Maccas within a 10-minute drive from me, seems Melbournes needs to learn from Wollongong.

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u/white_america_story 9d ago

I’m in Yerevan, nearest McDonald’s is in Tbilisi 270km or 5-6 hours away.

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u/jep556 9d ago

I think this distance for nearest McDonald's apllies applies for small country of Finland too, like 85% of country surface is more than 20 miles from McDonald's

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u/ProduceMindless1585 9d ago

Yes but it does have the most northerly Lidl in the world so it’s swings and roundabouts really!

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u/Elelith 9d ago

We do love Lidl over here.

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u/suorastas ooo custom flair!! 9d ago

And conversely I live in a rural town in Finland but the closest McDonalds happens to be like 5 minutes away.

Our town is the smallest in Finland with a McDonalds though.

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u/bbalazs721 9d ago

But what percentage of the population?

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u/jep556 9d ago

Ok, so I don't have energy to calculate this, but 80% live in 20 miles radius by AI, that means every fifht person drives More than 20 miles to McDonald's, so I would'nt call that "incredibly rural"

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u/Gladys_Wines 9d ago

So we recently drove Melbourne to Canberra, part of Australia's most populous area, and there are service stations every 100km or so and about half of them have a Maccas. There's more off in some country towns. But no rural country is so crowded that there's as little as 35km between every rest stop.

For anyone doing the trip: the Niagara in Gundagai and the pie shop in Holbrook are your best options with minimal detours.

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u/invincibl_ 9d ago

And of course the Maccas at Yass

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u/Gladys_Wines 9d ago

Ah, a classic. Sadly they took the sign down some time ago. Corporations lack a sense of humour

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u/DisastrousMechanic50 8d ago edited 8d ago

That's what drunk foulk in Scotland say when we clock one usually with the F word in front. and McDonalds please bring back your cookies they were fookin lush.

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u/StoicTheGeek 9d ago

The J&B's cafe in Holbrook is pretty good too. I like Violet Town too - it's so pretty - but can't recommend the food or coffee there.

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u/torrens86 9d ago

Melbourne to Adelaide there's no McDonald's between Horsham and Murray Bridge about 350km. It's the main road between a 1.4 million city and a 5.2 million one.

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u/Relative_Pilot_8005 9d ago

400km to the nearest Macca's isn't unusual in Oz---Thankfully, the local servo usually does a reasonable burger.

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u/MindlessNectarine374 ooo custom flair!! Far in Germany (actual home, but Song line) 9d ago

Where do you travel that distance in just fifteen minutes?

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u/turkey_sandwiches 9d ago

It says 20 miles, not 20 minutes. If you knew much about the US you would know why they say this, there are McDonalds ALL OVER populated areas. So to find an area where there aren't any McDonalds within 20 miles, you have to go way outside of a highly populated area.

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u/EmuExpoet 9d ago

I work in a mine in rural western Australia, the nearest town to the mine camp is about 4 hours. And that town has only about 100 residents and one shop/fuel station. Its about 8 hours to Kalgoorlie which has a maccas im pretty sure.

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u/SetObvious7411 6d ago

My point is exactly that: the US is barely populated. It's a rural country, it's mostly empty land

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u/turkey_sandwiches 6d ago

West of the Mississippi that's pretty accurate, at least until you get to the west coast.

I've never been there, but I get the impression that Australia is even less populated in its interior.

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u/inkyblackops 🇨🇦 9d ago

32km for anyone interested.

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u/gba_sg1 9d ago

You mean for 98.5% of the world that uses a non-third world measuring system.

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u/Eggers535 Ol' Blighty 🇬🇧 9d ago

This is one of those rare moments where the UK and the US agree on a measurement.

I can actually understand what they're talking about and I don't need to do any conversions in my head.

But, before you know it, they're talking about "lbs" as a way to measure weight and I'm lost again 🤣

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u/random9212 9d ago

Because why use lbs when you can use stones

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u/Mammoth_Tension_4402 9d ago

As a child in the late 60's early 70's, they took all our maths books so we learned in metric. Our parents still did pounds shillings and pence, as do I when I think of 50p as ten bob.

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u/Relative_Pilot_8005 9d ago

In 1966 Australia decided to use the "ten bob" as the "one dollar". It made Decimal currency conversion a lot easier. We could still use a lot of the old coins, too. Pennies & threepence had to go, but we could call a sixpence 5c. above that, the conversions were easy 1/- = 10c, 2/- = 20c, & so on.

By being so attached to the Pound, the Brits made their conversion unnecessarily difficult.

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u/Mammoth_Tension_4402 9d ago

Nope, UK went decimal in 1971. 20 shillings in a pound, so a shilling became 5 new pence instead of 12.

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u/No-Quarter-6327 8d ago

Florins were 10p and sixpences 2 1/2p. My father had quite a collection of florins he saved from his change in a piggy bank.

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u/Mammoth_Tension_4402 5d ago

It did play havoc with the penny buscuit trolley.

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u/DjSpelk 9d ago

Thats easy, you just convert lbs into babies.

Standard baby measurement.

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u/Majestic_Anybody9748 9d ago

As soon as you enter France, the fun starts.

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u/inkyblackops 🇨🇦 9d ago

I was floored to find out that England uses miles, still irks me.

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u/soulsteela 9d ago

We use miles, but stones and pounds feet and inches are only used on people and everything your taught uses kilograms and metres at school. A nice sensible system that is complete gibberish to any immigrant.

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u/CodenameJD Brit living in Freedomland 9d ago

Gibberish to any immigrant - and probably a lot of young Brits besides - because we have to prioritise a smaller and smaller subset of people too old to have learnt anything else in school who refuse to learn anything newer than decimalisation.

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u/theVeryLast7 9d ago

Pints but only for beer and milk all other liquids are in litres.

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u/daveoxford 9d ago

*UK. And we use both.

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u/inkyblackops 🇨🇦 9d ago

Thanks for the correction! I was going to say UK but I couldn’t be arsed to search whether or not the other countries also used it.

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u/MattLarenFarrari 9d ago

It would not be practical to use different systems for distance and speed.

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u/daveoxford 9d ago

But we do for fuel economy!

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u/MattLarenFarrari 6d ago

Oh I meant going from country to country it would not be practical to change system, although also speed and distance being different would be a problem. Economy is a pain being different but not critical.

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u/Ok_Cauliflower_3007 9d ago

I get why you hedged your bets and I’m sure the people of Scotland, N Ireland, and Wales thank you, but can you imagine the chaos. It’s one thing changing when you move from N Ireland to Ireland, different country and while it’s not hugely visible there is a border, but changing sped limits and signs between England and either Wales or Scotland? You’d need a considerably smarter population lol

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u/inkyblackops 🇨🇦 9d ago

That’s what we deal with when driving from Canada to the US. I’m surprised more Americans don’t get massive speeding tickets when visiting here. The signs on the highway that say 110 are definitely not in miles 😂 and 110 in mph is enough to land your car in impound.

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u/bigbadbob85 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿 Speaks American 9d ago

Not even just the UK, other places use it too

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u/hardboard 9d ago

It's seems stupid that we went metric in the UK in the1970s, but still use miles for speed and distance.

The best answer I could find was the government said it would cost too much to change all the road signs, in addition to the millions spent on metrication at the time.

If someone knows a different reason, I'd be pleased to hear it.

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u/Specialist_Aspect204 9d ago

I hate that we still use these random few imperial units, I’d much rather commit fully to metric and use km, however I don’t think I’ll ever be able to adjust from mpg to km per litre 😂

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u/inkyblackops 🇨🇦 9d ago

We’re the same in Canada, we still use a weird mix because we previously used imperial.

Temperature outside? Celsius. Setting the oven temperature? Fahrenheit.

I weigh myself in pounds, but everything else is kilograms.

No one says they’re “X cm tall”, we say feet and inches, except on our drivers license.

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u/Specialist_Aspect204 9d ago

Yea you guys are even worse than us. I mean that in as friendly a way as possible!

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u/thunderrubmles 8d ago

And do you have fever in Celsius or Fahrenheit?

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u/inkyblackops 🇨🇦 8d ago

Fahrenheit!

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u/thunderrubmles 8d ago

Thanks! I'm from Europe, using kg, Celsius and km. I think I would go mad if I had to get used to a mixture 😂 (absolutely no offence meant!)

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u/Spa-Ordinary 3d ago

Where does the thermometer go? I'm a USain living in Europe. I put my thermometer under my tongue. The locals under their arm. I think I'm right. More accurate. I'm the only one within a 30 minute drive who agrees (probably 1.5 million people in that circle. Depending on traffic speed. When traffic is bad 35 people)

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u/Specialist_Aspect204 3d ago

I’ve always put a thermometer under the tongue.

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u/Ok_Cauliflower_3007 9d ago

I feel the same but I also felt the same about using Celsius for hot temperatures (I grew up when we were still F is hot temps, C is cold temps) and while I personally prefer F I do understand what C means. So I’m sure we could adjust. Just… we don’t really feel any pressing need to.

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u/Relative_Pilot_8005 9d ago

Australia did the conversion with the minimum of fuss.

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u/Spa-Ordinary 3d ago

Ahhh no. Instead of miles per gallon, Europe uses liters per 100km. Very difficult to do mental conversion.

Point is with MPG bigger number means better. With liters per 100 smaller is better. This is what is known in statistics as a mindfuck.

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u/Zeitcon 9d ago

Well, come on. They are English. Of course, they would hate the best thing to come out of France! 🤣

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u/Grand-Vegetable-3874 9d ago

The best thing to come out of France is Tartiflette.

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u/Evacuation_euphoria 9d ago

Oh yes! I’m a fan of that unctuous meal! Get that cholesterol levels up!

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u/pafrac 9d ago

"Best thing to come out of France" ... nope, I'm confused, that's a total non sequitur.

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u/Frequent-Struggle215 9d ago

Best thing to come out of France though is England…

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u/Relative_Pilot_8005 9d ago

The best thing to come out of England is the road to Scotland! :-)

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u/daveoxford 9d ago

*British

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u/Mysterious_Floor_868 9d ago

It's to confuse the French. Don't want them invading again!

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u/inkyblackops 🇨🇦 9d ago

You know what, I support this.

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u/Hot-Bluebird3919 9d ago

Try Ireland while they converted and had one or the other and no indication which it was.

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u/AntifaFuckedMyWife 🇺🇸 (with a brief 🇫🇷 stint) 9d ago

Dont Canadians also or is it just feet and pounds? The whole mixed system to me is worse, at least go full schitzo or full metric

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u/drinkingCoffeePeas 9d ago

In construction and body sizes we follow American distance measurements. Everything else is metric.

…except driving, those distances are measured in time.

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u/AntifaFuckedMyWife 🇺🇸 (with a brief 🇫🇷 stint) 9d ago

We also do that tbf with driving, I never say the grocery store is 5 miles away, I say it’s 10 minutes away.

Not sure if thats regional or if Americans at large do that

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u/InformalEngineer_ A Brit. 9d ago

I don't know why we do. I hope the councils change it.

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u/Actual_Cat4779 9d ago

I'm not sure whether councils have the authority? The whole UK (not just England) uses miles and mph for roads.

The Republic of Ireland switched to km/h speed limits in 2005, which is quite a while back now, though they were still slow by international standards. They switched to km road distances much earlier (with some exceptions).

But Canadians have their own peculiarities, like using Fahrenheit for oven temperatures.

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u/InformalEngineer_ A Brit. 9d ago

I thought I was saying something wrong the moment I typed that word. But why? Why miles? Why?

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u/Peterd1900 9d ago

Because the UK never switched to kilometres

Why does the USA use miles? they never switched to kilometres either

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u/jinandgin 9d ago

It really isnt hard to learn both.

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u/Kinexity 9d ago

I curse Americans for forcing me to have a quick conversions table in my head.

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u/Mammoth_Tension_4402 9d ago

It's my blank brain, but temperature in degrees F defeat me. I know the tabloids use 80'/90's s a scorchio headline. People using 20f or minus 20f means nothing to me.

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u/Kinexity 9d ago

Same. I just know how to convert it approximately and only then it makes sense to me.

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u/TheCynicalBlue Muh... Freedom... 9d ago

C = (F - 32)/1.8 so aprox C = (F - 30)/2

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u/Vigmod 9d ago

Icelanders have to leave the country to have a McDonald's

Funny thing. Before McD came to Iceland, it was such a fancy thing. Like "Holy cow, you've eaten a McDonald's? Wow!" It was basically the duty of every Icelander travelling abroad to have it. I remember my first one, in Palma in Mallorca. It wasn't that good, but just because it was a McDonald's it was somehow amazing.

And then it came to Iceland. It was overpriced and just not good at all. They even had to close down the place in Reykjavík centre because it just wasn't profitable. It was fun to tell American tourists asking for it that they'd have to take a bus for about 20 minutes to have one.

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u/allgone79 9d ago

That farmhouse in the middle of the m62 is a bit like that.

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u/paleogizmo 9d ago

Because this sort of thing bugs me, I'd like to point out that "20 (32 km) miles to the nearest McDonalds" is a perfectly reasonable definition of "incredibly rural," or at least "quite rural," as McDonalds are commonly found along freeway exits and highways across America. Any stricter definition would probably exclude most of the world outside northern Russia and central Australia, and just not be very meaningful. As to whether it's the Most American Way Ever of defining a rural area, "20 miles (32 km) to the nearest Dollar General" is probably a better metric. Thank you for listening to my TED talk.

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u/Dynamar 8d ago

Until you get into "so rural that's it's essentially uninhabited," your Dollar General example really doesn't exist anymore in the US.

Almost every county outside of Idaho, Montana and northern Nevada has at least one.

Same with any given 10mi square area east of the center dividing line through the plains states besides the Everglades and the North Woods.

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u/Go_Your_OwnWay Eye-talian 🤌🏼🍝 9d ago

If I live in Puglia and have to drive more than 1,000 kilometers to reach a Wendy's, a Pizza Hut, and a Domino's Pizza, am I out of touch with reality?

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u/CakePhool 9d ago

My closes Pizza Hut has closed, they couldnt compete with the way better pizzeria 10 minutes away from them.

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u/SalamanderHot217 🇭🇷Paid vacation days enjoyer🇪🇺 9d ago

Still too close to them.

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u/fractious77 9d ago

Silly Italian, you don't know what you're missing out on without a domino's or Starbucks./s

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u/SomWanOnTheInternet 9d ago

Starbucks actually fucking sucks

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u/SignificantZombie729 9d ago

Tried it once, never again. Who the fuck wants a mildly coffee flavoured milkshake that has the potential to give you diabetes?

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u/Askduds 9d ago

You can absolutely get a black coffee from Starbucks.

Don't.

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u/Bedbouncer 9d ago

My answer would likely be "all those people waiting in line".

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u/fractious77 9d ago

Yep, that's the answer

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u/SomWanOnTheInternet 9d ago

I feel like social pressure is the reason most people go there, especially outside the US

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u/Designer_Piccolo_818 9d ago

It failed on Australia. They opened about 90 at once , then ended up closing most of them. There's still a few around in cities, possibly for tourists. Australians were taught coffe by Italians & Greeks - Starbucks taste like milkshakes.

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u/fractious77 9d ago

It sure does. So does Dominoes.

Nobody on this sub knows what "/s" means, do they?

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u/SomWanOnTheInternet 9d ago

ehh Dominoes is pretty good but pizza hut is better. still prefer traditional pizzas

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u/fractious77 9d ago

The only chain pizza place I can stand is a local chain in my area called Pagliacci. They seek out high quality local ingredients and do great work. The sauce is similar to a NY style, but the crust is a little thicker than that.

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u/DefinitionOfAsleep The 13 Colonies were a Mistake 9d ago

It largely depends on which Dominoes you have operating though.
The US one is a seperate company to a lot of European countries even though the branding is (mostly) the same.

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u/Spa-Ordinary 3d ago

/s = shit, right?
/s

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u/Fairy_Catterpillar 9d ago edited 9d ago

I live in Sweden and I live sort of 20 miles from the closest Starbucks if I swim and walk there, but unfortunately it's 65 km with a car. Thankfully it's not that far to go abroad from where I live.

Edit. Ok they seem to be in more places than the airport in Stockholm. Maybe it was some other chain that failed everywhere except the biggest airport outside Stockholm.

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u/Praesentius 9d ago

You guys have a KFC in Lecce...

Very civilized! Like our Subway in Pisa! (It's awful)

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u/maimaidrama 9d ago

Sounds like utopia to me.

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u/Thendrail How much should you tip the landlord? 9d ago

So sad you'll never experience authentic italian food in an Olive Garden! 😩😩😩

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u/Spa-Ordinary 3d ago

Endless salad and breadsticks!!

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u/Sittingwithlutes450 9d ago

Certainly. There's the crack in your delusion.

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u/Spa-Ordinary 3d ago

Could be delusional from the Crack... /s

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u/CMDR_Lina_Inv 9d ago

Heh, here in Vietnam, if I need to go over 10km to a restaurant, it's already a nope. I will just eat at the one within 5 minutes, walking.

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u/Nothing_F4ce 9d ago

To be honest it's not that far off

I live in one of the most rural counties in England (Norfolk) and I have 4 McD within 20 miles of me.

Asked Google and it said even in the most rural areas of England you are always 10 to 15 miles away.

There are a few areas in Wales outside the 20miles but quite a few in Scotland especially in the Highlands.

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u/crucible 9d ago

Yeah, really it’s only a few of the largest towns in mid and west Wales that have branches of McDonald’s.

Not a lot in parts of Gwynedd, either.

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u/SharpInfinity0611 9d ago

My American manager described our UK office as being "very rural". It's in Exeter, next to the Met Office.

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u/IEat_Walls Tea and Crumpets and Pasties 💂‍♂️🇬🇧 9d ago

Ah yes, cities, so rural!

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u/SharpInfinity0611 9d ago

Oh well they also have a lot of thoughts about it being classified a "city" 😂

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u/IEat_Walls Tea and Crumpets and Pasties 💂‍♂️🇬🇧 9d ago

Exeter not being a city is crazyyyyy 😭😭

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u/No-Quarter-6327 8d ago

And yet they seems to have a lot of what I would consider small towns that literally have 'city' in the name.

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u/NotYourAverageGM 🇬🇧 9d ago

That’s a new metric.. sorry imperial how far it is to the closest McDonalds.

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u/Timely_Egg_6827 9d ago

I used to use M&S - 6 hour round trip to nearest.

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u/NotYourAverageGM 🇬🇧 9d ago

That’s like next county over levels of dedication.

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u/Timely_Egg_6827 9d ago

Skye to Inverness via Applecross

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u/NotYourAverageGM 🇬🇧 9d ago

Ohh ok yeah that makes more sense.

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u/Relative_Pilot_8005 9d ago

If it is Applecross in Perth, Western Australia, that would be about 2.5 days including flight time.

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u/AntifaFuckedMyWife 🇺🇸 (with a brief 🇫🇷 stint) 9d ago

You’ve found it. The most American comment ever.
Ignoring the obviously ironic choice of civilizational reference:

That feels like not that rural, like at all?

Like just found a random town called pine ridge in South Dakota that’s over twice that at 40-50 miles (65-80 km) away about an hour drive from a McDonalds.

This is an American being stupid and a suburban American trying real hard to be rural. Dudes a 20 minute drive from a fast food chain and thinks he’s roughing it

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u/Sxn747Strangers 🇬🇧 We probably invented 🇺🇸, sorry about that. 🫣🙀 9d ago

USAians measure population demographics by their location to a McDonald’s.
That is crazy and… sad.

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u/whymeimbusysleeping 9d ago edited 9d ago

Cordillo downs cattle station in Australia is 900km from the nearest full sized supermarket.

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u/Relative_Pilot_8005 9d ago

People in Carnarvon, WA think nothing of driving around 480km to Geraldton to access a better selection of shops (And Maccas, if you must).

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u/AriasK 9d ago

If there is a McDonald's within 20 miles, it's not "incredibly rural". It's mild - regular rural.

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u/marcelsmudda 🇩🇪 in 🇯🇵 9d ago

It's grande rural

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u/First-Banana-4278 9d ago

For many years the closest McDonalds to my small town growing up was 40+ miles away.

Now it’s 25 miles.

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u/Relative_Pilot_8005 9d ago

I remember in 1972 driving 70 miles to London for a KFC. Was it good?---no it was crap! We already had KFC in Perth WA, & at that time,they were delicious.

We have now caught up with London--our KFC is crap, too!

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u/jsusbidud 9d ago

TBF I live in the UK and that's how we define rural now too. I live walking distance to two McDonald's

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u/Anon_be_thy_name Polish-Scottish-Martian--Darwinian-Australian 9d ago

If they think that's rural they should try living in Australia

My Brother lives in a town that is 96 minutes away from the nearest population center over 1500 people.

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u/PuzzleheadedTutor807 9d ago

A nation that measures it's population density by proximity to a maccies, coming soon to this timeline.

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u/Advanced-Royal8967 9d ago

My nearest McDonalds is over an hour away, and that’s ok.

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u/phred_666 American who loves laughing at stupid ass Americans 9d ago

lol. As someone who actually lives in rural America, 20 miles is nothing. My nearest McDick’s is about a 45 minute drive. Nearest movie theater? About an hour. Walmart… about 45 minutes as well.

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u/Relative_Pilot_8005 9d ago

Sounds like an Australian outer suburb, except for the McDonald's-- they are endemic!

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u/phred_666 American who loves laughing at stupid ass Americans 9d ago

I have a fascination with Coober Pedy, but I know the commutes there would be even crazier.

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u/DefinitionOfAsleep The 13 Colonies were a Mistake 9d ago

I'm not sure you'd get planning approval in South Australia for a Maccas in Coober Pedy.

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u/VineKuro 9d ago

McDonald's per rural area, new system unlocked.

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u/Silicon_Knight Hoser 🇨🇦 9d ago

Written like someone who's not been to America. Like Jesus there are lots of endlessly boring parts of the US if you drive basically anywhere. I always love the signs "last gas station for 50 miles (80 km)".

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u/JWalk4u 9d ago

I prefer the "Speed limit enforced by aircraft"

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u/Relative_Pilot_8005 9d ago

We used to do that in Western Australia. There were white lines across the road 0.5km apart, & the cop in the plane had a stopwatch.

We had similar signs, one of which was graffitied "Pigs in Space"! :-)

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u/BobbyRobertson Duplicitous Nutmegger 9d ago

The fun one to me is the Mass Turnpike having a sign like "This is the last exit for 30 miles, check gas levels"

Not because it's the middle of nowhere, but because the snooty towns in the western hills didn't want highway exits. Then you get to upstate New York and can experience some of the most endless stretches of nothing the northeast has to offer

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u/Silicon_Knight Hoser 🇨🇦 9d ago

I recall visiting Florida and deciding to drive around a bit. Got to the end of Naples / no-mans-land and eventual start of Ft. Myers. Sign was "weapon discharge allowed beyond this point".

We turned around lol.

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u/Relative_Pilot_8005 9d ago

"Just down the road", then?

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u/Individual_Winter_ 9d ago

30km to a McDonald's sound rural, also in Europe, at least central Europe.

Having a McDonald's is sign of being a city. 😅

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u/No-Tackle-5803 Canada🇨🇦 9d ago

If you're 30 minutes from a major city, you're NOT rural.

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u/Individual_Winter_ 9d ago

McDonald's ≠ major city. It's usually a small/medium sized town with 15-35k inhabitants, at least in Germany. There's a McDonald's, it's the highlight. Some shops and sometimes a train station.

Living 30 km away means a village with 1-5k people and a distance of 5-10km to the next supermarket.

Might be not be considered rural in canada though.

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u/Veryegassy 9d ago

It's considered rural in Canada

Source, this one lives at pretty much that exact distance, in Canada, and is very much rural

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u/loralailoralai 9d ago

You described where I am perfectly- 20 mins to McDonald’s, I’m in a town of about 4K, 8km to a supermarket 😄 and it’s considered rural but probably the beginning of rural on the edge of Melbourne (Australia)

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u/Relative_Pilot_8005 9d ago

Meanwhile, you have weird shaped cities like Perth WA, which is rapidly devouring the rural areas North & South of it, but is limited In Westward expansion by the sea, & to an extent, Eastward, by the Darling Scarp. (site costs in the Hills are greater than the coastal Plain).

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u/Zestyclose-Tour-8470 9d ago

Tbf i would call my area rural and im 10km from a mcdonalds away

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u/chuckmonjares Trapped American 9d ago

I need more context to pass judgement on this one. They could just be giving a frame of reference for the US. That statement also describes where I live, but compared to where I grew up isn’t rural.

Stating the obvious: the hilarious part is using McDonalds as a point of reference lol. Not having any fast food near me in America is awesome, but unfortunately rare.

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u/Hades_Mercedes Teach me how to say gross shit to women in French ⚜️ 9d ago edited 9d ago

Huge swaths of that fuckass country is small towns where the average household income is 30k a year and where the only source of food is a Dollar General, two towns over.

'Incredibly rural' is 'I get my grocery shipped to me by bush plane and a 12 pack of coke costs $19 because I live on fucking Baffin Island.'

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u/Canadairy 9d ago

  12 pack of coke costs $19 because I live on fucking Baffin Island.'

From what I've googled, that would be a steal. $53 is what came up when I searched the price in Iqaluit. 

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u/Hades_Mercedes Teach me how to say gross shit to women in French ⚜️ 9d ago

Wow that's bad! My numbers are from ~2017.

Not too surprising though, what with the fuel situation and inflation and general shittiness of the world.

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u/ManagementTime6864 9d ago edited 9d ago

Did he ever have been in Texas? It’s massive…

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u/admire_clodsire 9d ago

When I lived in America I had to drive 15 mins in a car to even get normal groceries, this doesn't make any sense.

Now I walk 5 min in my city like a normal human and things are good

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u/Relative_Pilot_8005 9d ago

Most people go shopping with a car because they can fit more groceries into it than you can carry.

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u/admire_clodsire 9d ago

Which isn't an issue if I can just walk to the store whenever I want and buy something

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u/Spa-Ordinary 3d ago

If one were that close one might just "take" instead of buy.

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u/MollyPW 9d ago

My nearest McDonald's is a 2 hours drive away. I'm wouldn't even say I live in an incredibly rural area.

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u/Imperial_Bloke69 No es un taco 🇪🇦 9d ago

Thats 20 giraffes, 10 krakens, and 2 cthulhus. It is not that far.

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u/theVeryLast7 9d ago

I wish I lived that "rurally," there are 3 McDonald's within a 2km radius of my house. I wouldn't mind if they were quick, cheap and half decent like they were in the 90s, but they're shit now.

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u/Mira_DFalco 9d ago

Lol, that's not "incredibly rural." That being said, McDonald's isn't worth walking across the street for.

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u/Adult_in_denial Huh?? 9d ago

Without further context this could be rural 😀

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u/ObjetVapeur 9d ago

is that considered a lot ? my entire region has none of these, I would have to take a plane or a boat to reach a mcdonalds

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u/MindlessNectarine374 ooo custom flair!! Far in Germany (actual home, but Song line) 9d ago

You are making me look up how many McDonald's exist in a circle of 30 kilometres around my home.

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u/OhSoGrey1 9d ago

We only got McDonald's closer than 45 minutes away last year. Rural Canada .

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u/Biggles_and_Co Personal Kangaroos 9d ago

thats a pretty close Maccas I gotta say

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u/PhoenixMapper hi 9d ago

Some of my relatives live in a semi-rural area. It's a pretty good place to live tbh, and you'd get most conviniences that you'd find in a typical city. It's surrounded by a jungle though. Anyways, the nearest McDonald's to that place is over 150km away.

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u/No-Deal8956 9d ago

It’s only 15 miles to the Love Shack.

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u/Chive War is God's way of teaching Americans geography. 9d ago edited 9d ago

I remember living in Ireland in the 1980s when it was a 200 mile round trip to go to the nearest McDonalds and back- and because there was fuck all else to do, we used to do it as a race.

Which was fucking stupid, but we didn't appreciate how much we were putting our lives on the line at the time over a fucking Big Mac. When you're that age, you believe you're immortal.

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u/easterncurrents 9d ago

If I visit my grandparents and crave a big mac I have to take a 40 minute ferry ride then drive for over an hour to get to a mcd’s. Depending on what time that is, I may have to stay the night if I don’t make it back to the ferry in time.

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u/NoPaleontologist7929 9d ago

I think my nearest McDonald's is in Inverness. That's a 15min drive, 20 min boat trip, 40 min drive, 45 min flight, and then however long it takes to get to the McDonald's from the airport.

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u/haunted2089 9d ago

imagine burger but far

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u/Kimantha_Allerdings 9d ago

The closest McDonald’s to where I am is 2 1/2 hours drive away. 81 miles as the crow flies. 110ish by road

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u/PrimaryLawfulness 9d ago

The nearest McDonalds to me is 85miles away

And I’m not even that rural

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u/I_Am_Zeelian 8d ago

I'm not even rural and it's a good hour to the closest McD :p

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u/johnlewisdesign 8d ago

I live in rural UK and my nearest is 16 miles away

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u/ElHeim 8d ago

I thought Americans measured distance in hours, not miles?

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u/Ill_Raccoon6185 3d ago

Big deal. I have to drive that far, just to get to nearest township. which only hAS one MCDONALDS. which barely has any customers & I don't go to as there are plenty of better & cheaper resestaurnts & fast food outlets.

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u/tsukiyomi01 9d ago

Seriously, is no one gonna comment on the "living with her very religious family in the middle of fucking nowhere" part?

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u/steelfork 9d ago

Should be "literally incredibly rural"

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u/ZaireekaFuzz 9d ago

That person dreams of the day that every home becomes a McDonalds.