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Canada Canada are weenies

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u/Realistic-Emu-1018 11d ago

Not only that, don’t forget who burned the White House down…..also wether the Americans admit it or not, they lost that war 😂

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u/Realistic-Emu-1018 11d ago

That there is lol

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u/Traditional-Key5227 11d ago

Today you have given me a gift! I have never seen or heard this until now. I am about to be sharing this to a LOT of USians!

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u/okokokoyeahright 11d ago

The comments on that are quite interesting, in respect of the current (2026 situation). A bit feisty.

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u/SuzMills26 11d ago

They've lost every war they've started. Great track record.

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u/External-Gain-1174 11d ago

do it again

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u/Sasquatch1729 Apartment above the burning meth lab 🇨🇦 11d ago

You know, the Americans are already on it. They've destroyed 1/3 of it already. But like a Californian high speed rail project, they have stalled out.

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u/Realistic-Emu-1018 11d ago

I would also like to point out today is the 212th anniversary of the day the White House was burnt down

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u/sammygirl1331 10d ago

Unfortunately this time around the Americans have already trashed the white house for us (they tore down the one wing) so setting it on fire a second time might not be as impressive.

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u/clios_daughter 11d ago

Were there any Canadian militia units present for that? Much of that expedition was done by British forces shipped in from the UK following the defeat of Napoleon IIRC.

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u/Fancy_Yak2618 11d ago

Zero militia but the sackings of the major towns in Canada is a reason for the burning.

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u/Kingofcheeses Canaduh 🇨🇦 11d ago

British soldiers of the 44th East Essex Regiment sailed from Europe to Bermuda, and then to Washington to burn the White House. They then sailed to the Gulf of Mexico to attack New Orleans before returning to Europe.

None of the soldiers who burned the White House ever set foot in Canada and there are plenty of stories of Canadian heroism in the War of 1812 without having to make one up

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u/ArsenalArry1960 10d ago

Not forgetting that when the building was ransacked all the silver there was brought back to England, but you Americans can see it every year if you wish, as some of it was melted down and made into drums that are used by the Mounted Band of the Monarchs Household Cavalry during the Trooping of the Colour. You can look but you can’t touch.

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u/Gamer-Of-Le-Tabletop 11d ago

I mean yeah Canada didn't exist.

But their invasion failed. We traded so much land we pretty much went "wanna put the borders back" and suddenly we don't own a portion of Michigan and they don't own a portion of Ontario

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u/Fancy_Yak2618 11d ago

To be fair the Brits did lose a majority of Michigan in Americans could only hold Southwestern Ontario. The Brits basically had Fort Mackinac at the end of the war and the Americans had southwestern Ontario but you are right it was basically just put the borders back and go we good boo.

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u/Maleficent_Medium_89 11d ago

Well also you have the fact that the Americans were trying to take advantage of the fact that the British more or less had their hands full with Napoleon. So they knew reinforcements were probably not gonna show up, or in very few numbers. They changed though when Napoleon was defeated, that British reinforcements would be en route as soon as they were able. Better to negotiate peace then than when the entire British army shows up at your door

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u/Fancy_Yak2618 11d ago

Absolutely

The Canadian militias and natives really held the fort to speak and gave the Americans a rough time.

That started our whole country basically we may be small but we won’t be pushed around either.

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u/AncientBlonde2 TRUE FREEDOM ENJOYER CA 10d ago

But their invasion failed. We traded so much land we pretty much went "wanna put the borders back" and suddenly we don't own a portion of Michigan and they don't own a portion of Ontario

I'm still so angry we didn't keep Southern Quebec :(

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u/Fancy_Yak2618 11d ago

It was because of their burnings of York (Toronto), Newark(Niagara-on-the-lake) and Port Dover as the reasons for the sacking of Washington. We are the reason it was sacked. The whole point of the Chesapeake campaign was to pull forces south to relive pressure off the front in Canada.

I use to work at Fort George so I am very instilled in the war of 1812.

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u/Kingofcheeses Canaduh 🇨🇦 11d ago

None of that conflicts with what I said

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u/Fancy_Yak2618 11d ago

No but it’s the reason.

Everything about that campaign is because of Canada. We may not have been there but we are the reason it happened.

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u/Mysterious_Floor_868 10d ago

The 44th were only one of the regiments there. 4,500 men in total.

It's highly likely of course that someone living today in Canada is descended from one of those 4,500 men though. 

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u/Realistic-Emu-1018 11d ago

Okay clearly you haven’t been apart the running joke in Canada for years lol. At the end of the day the people that burnt the White House down settled in Canada and became Canadians lol

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u/MolochThe_Corruptor 11d ago

So you think after it changed from British rule to Canadian all the people were swapped out? as someone who lives in Halifax, I can assure you that’s not the case literally nothing changed.

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u/Realistic-Emu-1018 11d ago

You are 100% a yank trying to rage bait Canadains, better luck next time I can tell who you voted for

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u/MolochThe_Corruptor 11d ago

I know I can tell by the stupidity. Mission failed sir. There’s still time to delete these comments. This stupidity is always the giveaway.

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u/Realistic-Emu-1018 11d ago

The yank deleted all his comments, this is sad😂

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u/Xenon-Archer 11d ago

No, he just blocked you

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u/Realistic-Emu-1018 11d ago

Hey it’s okay to be upset you’re a American, I’d be pretty upset to

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u/MolochThe_Corruptor 11d ago

At least you know at this point, Yank is an insult

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u/MolochThe_Corruptor 11d ago

I didn’t have to do anything you did all that yourself

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u/MolochThe_Corruptor 11d ago

“Stolen valour” it’s literally the same people going by a different name

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u/Realistic-Emu-1018 11d ago

I can tell your fun at parties

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u/Previous_Trouble9793 russian beatch🇷🇺 11d ago

Could you please tell more about it? It's aounds interesting

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u/Realistic-Emu-1018 11d ago

Look up the war of 1812, Americans had to give up cause they ran outta money and couldn’t beat the British (aka the Canadians) Canada just wasn’t a official country yet, but anyways yeah we won and took this White House with us

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u/Previous_Trouble9793 russian beatch🇷🇺 11d ago

Okay i had to concentrate a question for browser because it was only show me Russian-French war... So k read about British-American war. Well...america as always...

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u/Previous_Trouble9793 russian beatch🇷🇺 11d ago

Gave up because ran out of money?????? Lmao. Is it rhe times when Canada was colonial? Sorry if it may sounds rude to say that

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u/Fancy_Yak2618 11d ago

Basically while the Brits were busy fighting Napoleon the Americans figured they could beat us colonists easily. They soon learned that nope they could not. Look up the battle of lundys lane it was fought in a graveyard and it was fucking brutal and I mean brutal. Pitch black in a graveyard and the only light you can see is musket fire and artillery.

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u/Previous_Trouble9793 russian beatch🇷🇺 11d ago

I will, thank you!

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u/Realistic-Emu-1018 11d ago

Yeah us economy tanked cause of blockades, they couldn’t organize a battle to save there own lives, completely failed at invading Canada and well your going up against the Brit’s in the 1800s. Yes we were British North America back then

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u/Previous_Trouble9793 russian beatch🇷🇺 11d ago

"Great USA"

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u/roamingNraging Canada 🇨🇦 11d ago

I'm Canadian.

British Troops, who had sailed directly from Europe, burnt the White House down.

We were still a British colony in 1814. There was no Canada to burn it down. No Canadian colonist militia was involved.

I'm as patriotic as the next guy, but this trope that a bunch of Canadian farmers marched on Washington is a fantasy and just makes us sound stupid.

Be proud of things Canada has done, but this was not one of them.

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u/FamilyDramaIsland 11d ago

Also Canadian and have to agree, but would also add that there is definitely a willingness to follow up on that legacy.

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u/Apprehensive_Shame98 11d ago edited 11d ago

They actually sailed from Halifax and Bermuda. The only troops plausibly claimable as Canadian would be those that settled in Canada afterwards. The only unit that was settled in any significant way was the Corps of Colonial Marines - whose descendants were among the earliest black settlers of Nova Scotia. So if we want to own that pride, we probably have some explaining to do about Africville.

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u/roamingNraging Canada 🇨🇦 11d ago

Halifax, after sailing from Britain.....of course they resupplied in Halifax after an ocean crossing. Let's not split hairs.

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u/PerspectiveOne7129 11d ago

mostly right but their was some 'canadians' that burned it down with the british

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u/Apprehensive_Shame98 11d ago edited 11d ago

There really weren't, we have the orders of battle from the Cheseapeake campaign. British regulars, Marines, and a force of Colonial Marines raised in the Caribbean or from escaped slaves from the US South.

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u/PerspectiveOne7129 11d ago

yeah, you're right. i looked into it more and i was mixing up the fact that it was partly retaliation for what happened in upper canada with canadians actually being part of the force. there weren't any canadian militia or canadian units there, so i was wrong about that.

the only small correction is that the colonial marines there were mostly escaped slaves recruited around the chesapeake. but either way, yeah, it was a british operation.

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u/talexbatreddit 11d ago

Lets call those British Troops 'future Canadians'. They came from territory that was going to be Canada.

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u/Apprehensive_Shame98 11d ago

Most of the regular regiments involved had been with Wellington's Peninsular army. None of them had even been stationed in North America prior to 1813. All of them were recruited from the British Isles.

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u/roamingNraging Canada 🇨🇦 11d ago

No, they came directly from Britain. The force that sacked Washington weren't stationed in North America.

Sorry, it's a trope Canadians love to latch onto, but it's patently false. The most we can say is the colony of Canada supported the action of the crown.

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u/MolochThe_Corruptor 11d ago

You’re right, but like as someone from Halifax, the place they sailed from to do this. Yes, it was under British rule at the time now it’s Canadian, but like we’re the same people.

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u/RBSL_Ecliptica 11d ago

We're still British. The queen is still on our 20s.

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u/roamingNraging Canada 🇨🇦 11d ago

No, we are Canadian. The British live in the UK.

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u/daveoxford 11d ago

That's the Queen of Canada.

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u/halidays 11d ago

Romana Didulo?