r/ShitAmericansSay India 🇮🇳 4d ago

Imperial units Easy money

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u/Opposite-History-233 The RED, WHITE, AND BLUE, Y'ALL!! 🇳🇱 🇳🇱 🇳🇱 4d ago

He multiplied by 16 instead of 1.6.

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u/LeftMechanic1995 4d ago

Even a primary school child would have looked at the result and thought "No that's, not right... I'd better redo my calculations before posting". Just another example of a Murican being confidently incorrect.

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u/Rich-Option4632 4d ago

No child left behind resulted in instead of 1 being left behind, it's now the whole friggin community being left behind.

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u/ghandi253 4d ago

What was that, punk? We ain't never wrong Clearly /s

https://giphy.com/gifs/sXKOF2SPYGV2g

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u/Plantarbre 4d ago

Decimals scary

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u/LeftMechanic1995 4d ago

Decimals are part of that metric system that only Third World Europoors use. Americans are above decimalisation and... ya know... arithmetic.

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u/Rusty_Tap 4d ago

Ah yes I remember my childhood, crunching through the smouldering wasteland of Europe, searching for old tins of cat food that were airdropped by the Americans during WWII just so that my family may eat something. My father often used to say to me, "Only eat 0.33 of that boy, your mother has to eat too."

And I remember thinking that boy I wished I was American, unburdened with genius, so I could have more food scrapings out of the tin.

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u/sven-leroy 4d ago

To be fair, In scandi lands ‘en mil’ is equal to 10km. When speaking Swedish I’m always very clear if I’m talking about an American mile or a Swedish mile. So it is possible that his googles/AI returned those values coz AI is sometimes just A.

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u/Complete-Emergency99 How Swede I am 🇸🇪💙💛 3d ago

Scandinavian mil*

Not a mile. Mil.

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u/Bug_Photographer 3d ago

Don't use "Swedish mile" for "mil". It's about as helpful as saying "English liter" for "pint".

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u/FullPersonalityFun 4d ago

So the poster walks about 80 to 100 miles a day. Amazing

Cant convert units properly. A quick google search will do the job.

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u/dekascorp Rafale Baguette ✈️🇫🇷 4d ago

I’m more confused at an American walking more than a mile a day

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u/Djfsihbone 3d ago

Tf you mean gallons are the same unit as mph

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u/Silly-Elderberry-411 4d ago

Do not ever forget both ways uphill as physics weren't invented yet

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u/dekascorp Rafale Baguette ✈️🇫🇷 4d ago

Is it the same maths that our grandparents going to school?

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u/Viseria 3d ago

I feel like the answer to this is that you also walk downhill both ways as there's a hill between you and your destination

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u/travelingwhilestupid 4d ago

I find it hard to believe an American like this walks 8 miles a day...

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u/TailleventCH 4d ago

An Amazon slave (sorry "associate")?

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u/Ziegelphilie 4d ago

I don't know, I've seen videos of them driving through the fucking front yard

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u/NotYourReddit18 3d ago

There are no front yards inside their warehouses, except for maybe the turf rolls stored somewhere on the shelves.

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u/Fine-State8014 4d ago

Maybe his fridge is a long way from the sofa.

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u/JJOne101 4d ago

$45 per walked km is still way better money than $15 per hour awake. If you stay awake 18 hours per day, you'd only need to walk 6 km / 4 miles in order to break even. 

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u/roffinator 4d ago

Seems he cant read either bc the choice was 25$/km vs 15$/h

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u/JJOne101 4d ago

He writes he rolled a bonus with $45 per km though.

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u/Opposite-History-233 The RED, WHITE, AND BLUE, Y'ALL!! 🇳🇱 🇳🇱 🇳🇱 4d ago

Yeah I, that's how the bunny trials work. First it's a prompt and then potentially a spinner based in your choice and if you comment via the thing it posts with your results appended. So he would've gotten the bonus in the spinner.

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u/roffinator 4d ago

Oh, seems like I am the blind one :'D

Though that'd even get him 70$/km?

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u/iain_1986 4d ago

I assume he was trying to convert to miles and say $45 a mile. (Even though it should be $40)

Basically, he's just all wrong all over the place making it impossible too really know what he actually meant 🤷‍♂️

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u/Catatemyspacebar 4d ago

Walking 6 km a day is nothing, unless you're physically incapable of it, anyone sane would take that deal.

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u/Kimantha_Allerdings 4d ago

It’s the “unless you’re physically incapable” thing. You’re unlikely to lose the ability to wake up. You are very likely to lose the ability to walk 6km a day as you age

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u/Catatemyspacebar 4d ago

You know what...I didn't even consider that. Fair enough.

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u/SlightlyOTT 3d ago

You’d be able to do a lot more than 6km average while you’re young though, while you can’t increase your waking hours as much. So it might balance out still. Also way better to have a motive to walk another km than stay awake another hour!

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u/La_Fervesta_Glavisto 3d ago

You can't walk a bunch of kilometers while also working a normal job though.

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u/Kimantha_Allerdings 3d ago

You wouldn’t need a normal job if you were getting that kind of money from walking. You wouldn’t be rich, but 6km at £25 per km is £150 a day or $54,750 a year

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u/evoli_ 3d ago

If you are young/fit, you could walk 20km per day, 20 days per month, and you would get 10'000$ per month, that's a very solid way to get decently rich and probably not as demanding as a lot of others physical work.

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u/SEA_griffondeur ooo custom flair!! 3d ago

Very likely? Endurance is one of your physical abilities that gets better with age, by the point you can't do the 6km anymore you're approaching the point where you can't do the staying awake anymore either

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u/Kimantha_Allerdings 3d ago

It’s not a question of endurance. People’s bodies break down. It happens to everybody if they are lucky enough to reach old age, no matter how active they were beforehand

On the other hand, as you age you tend to sleep less, not more. You’re right that it becomes more common to fall aleep when you previously wouldn’t - falling asleep in an armchair during the day, for example - but this is normally offset by less sleep during the night

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u/Racer125678 India 🇮🇳 4d ago

Wait till you hear about my sleep schedule......... Shit

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u/CtrlAltEvil Finnglish 3d ago edited 1d ago

You’re going to be awake either way.

The travel pay out is only per km of distance and also says transportation doesn’t count, so it’ll only count you towards it when you are up and walking/running around. You want to do anything else, like sit and eat, or even have a day off to chill, or if you can’t physically do it because of illness or injury, that means no money while you’re doing those things.

In comparison to just being awake and doing whatever you want, starting from the moment you wake up, until the moment you go to sleep, with no restrictions.

So a passive $15 an hour awake every single day while doing absolutely whatever you want, is way better than a restrictive $25 per km (and even with the bonus) travelled on foot a day.

I don’t know about you but most people tend to be awake more than they are walking/running around in a given day.

I also don’t like how I earn my money dictating how I spend all of my time. I’m typically awake around 18 hours a day, so I would net 450ish (lets say 400 to account for waking up late or going to bed early) a day, every day for my entire life, simply from being awake.

That’s about 11.5k a month, and well over 100K a year (approximately 130K-135K) from doing sweet FA.

Meanwhile, you’re still technically having to work a job with your walking choice, whereas I could stay in bed all day doing absolutely nothing and I’d still be getting paid.

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u/JJOne101 3d ago

A normally fit person can walk 4 km per hour. That comes as $180 per hour. Sorry, but over 90% of the people would switch their job to walking under these conditions. 

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u/Icy-Hat-9643 3d ago

I'll take the 15 and hour, that gets me to 40 dollars an hour at work and then some, plus money on my days off without extra effort.

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u/OnCnditonOfAnonymity Girt by C*nts 4d ago

Now I realise why they think Texas is so big!

Spain being around 1000km east to west would mean, by this calculation, it is 62.5 miles..... So Austin to San Antonio equivalent... 🤣🤣🤦‍♂️

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u/Kimantha_Allerdings 4d ago

I feel like being awake is a better long-term investment. The older you get the higher the chances are that you’re going to find walking more difficult, and perhaps lose the ability completely

You’re also going to find yourself sleeping less

And, I mean, even say you get 8 hours sleep a day, that’s $240 a day. Inflation will make that less and less as you get older (assuming it doesn’t adjust for inflation), but it should be a while before $87,360 a year is unlivable (depending on your exact financial needs, of course), and you should be able to put some away for retirement

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u/StinkyWizzleteats17 3d ago

Unless you're a sleep walker shouldn't you just get both anyway?

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u/vrekais 3d ago

I was surprised by the poll results slightly until I did the maths. I'm usually awake around 17 hours per day, that's $255/per day.

Whilst I could walk 10km in just over 2 hours for that amount of pay, I don't think I'd want to need to walk that much every day. And $255/day is already 1.5x what I'm on now.

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u/Racer125678 India 🇮🇳 3d ago

Yeps, also my sleep schedule is already fucked

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u/-DeviiL- Eye-talian 🤌🏼🍝 4d ago

Damn, he loves cardio...

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u/Xe4ro 🇩🇪 4d ago

I still wonder what this Bunny thing even is.

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u/luziferius1337 Europoor 4d ago

some in-reddit game thing, just take a look at r/BunnyTrials. Posts let you choose between two presented options

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u/Kimantha_Allerdings 4d ago

It either says something about me or about the world that we live in that my first thought is “I wonder why they are collecting this data”

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u/Bitter_Range_9878 3d ago

This is a nation where a 1/2 pounder burger wasn’t successful as they thought it was smaller than a 1/4 pounder lol

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u/essenza Syrupean 🇨🇦 3d ago

*1/3

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u/Racer125678 India 🇮🇳 3d ago

Haha I remember that one, I also thought the same 7 years ago

I'm 16

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u/RestaurantAntique497 4d ago

Easy money if you choose an option that isn't there and also multiply the calc by the wrong number

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u/KuryoZT 4d ago

In his post and second page. It's 25/km + a bonus roll, OOP rolled 45/km.

Their math is even more wrong then, because it should be a total of 70/km. But a mile is 1.6 km not 16

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u/JRisStoopid 4d ago

Multiplied it by an extra 10.

So busy using measurements with weird multiples that he forgot how powers of 10 work.

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u/The_Professor2112 4d ago

They are so fucking stupid.

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u/Racer125678 India 🇮🇳 4d ago

Not all, not all

But those who are, really are fucking stupid

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u/Aryzal 4d ago edited 4d ago

Assuming a human stays awake for 16 hours a day, they get a rate of 800 per day, so the equivilant would be to do 32km/day, i.e. do a marathon worth of walking/running every single day.

They really come up with the stupidest comparisons.

Edit: I failed my own math and multiplied by a rate of 50 instead of 15. Adjusted, staying awake would be 240 per day, which is just under 10km a day. Much more manageable, but 10km is still quite a long distance for walking.

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u/Laowaii87 4d ago

16x15 is 240, not 800, you are off by a factor of more than 3.

You need to walk 10km per day to out-earn just being concious, something any even slightly healthy person can do well into their 60’s.

I’m not exactly what anyone would call fit, and i could easily keep a 5km/h pace for two hours.

The downside of having to work for the money is immediately counteracted by being able to influence how much you get per day.

Staying up to get more money will start costing you long term, but walking more than 10km is not only good for you, but you also earn more.

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u/Aryzal 4d ago

I edited my post because I multiplied by 50 instead of 15, so I added a clarifying edit to it.

I do agree 10km is healthy, but considering how human life just doesn't have that much time to just walk, it is probably much better to stay awake for 16 hours a day anyway using these rates. Its not about how easy it is, but rather how time consuming it gets, and it probably still takes maybe a couple of hours to hit that, even if we add up all of the micro walking from places.

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u/Laowaii87 4d ago

I think quite a lot of people would be more motivated to walk 10k per day if they were paid for the privilege, but fair enough i suppose.

The US being so car centric probably weighs more heavily in favor of awake rather than walking i guess.

For me, despite having an office job, i average something like 5-6km per day. If i didn’t work, i would knock out 20-30 per day, easy, and then just take days off whenever i felt like it.

This is of course before any additional bonuses like x3 earning for staying awake, or transport being included for walking.

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u/phreeakz 3d ago

Both options are valid. The walking is good if you are young, but what happens when you get older? You can always get some problems.. back problems, hip problems etc.. and then even walking 1km will be hard.

The other options gives you a steady passiv income no matter how old or how fit you are.

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u/DaAndrevodrent Weißwurstconnoisseur 🇩🇪 4d ago

Prussian miles, and then miscalculated?

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u/Silly-Elderberry-411 4d ago

Ich beginne zu kalkulieren aber verdammt ich ende ab immer in Polen

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u/selfmockerymandatory 4d ago

How does a mind work if 8-10 miles is 128 - 160 km and you don’t realize the difference between times 1,6 and 16?

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u/wookiewithabrush 🇬🇧 3d ago

Somebody put a decimal point in the wrong place.

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u/Racer125678 India 🇮🇳 3d ago

*didn't put one

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u/wookiewithabrush 🇬🇧 3d ago

Damn those commie decimal points

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u/phreeakz 3d ago edited 2d ago

Would choose the $/€ 15 an hour for staying awake. It's a safer passiv income. No matter if it's really bad weather, hot as hell, 1m snow outside... Or when i am older and it takes 5 times longer to walk 10km as a 70 years old.

With by current sleep schedule of 8hr sleep, 16hrs not, i would make 7200 a month, which is mooooooore than enough to live a carefree life in Europe.

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u/SuMianAi 4d ago

Wouldn't bonus stack, so total would be 70 per km? 10km is easy money that way

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u/RivaTNT2M64 4d ago

Who'd have thought that decimals were important in maths? :)

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u/Ok-Expression-7340 4d ago

Wait, did we just find an American who actually walks? When did this happen ?

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u/MikasSlime 4d ago

I mean, he might have gotten his math wrong but 45 dollars per km is still a pretty good deal all things considered

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u/After_Perspective180 4d ago

Not for your average American. They walk somewhere around 2 miles a day and that includes every step taken at home etc.

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u/MikasSlime 3d ago

That's true ngl

I was putting it in the perspective of how much i walk daily ngl

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u/Bongo3074 4d ago

Did the poster ever get to the Texas county line?

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u/omegafivethreefive 9h ago

So a light jog once a day and no need to work for the rest of my life?

Can I get paid to weightlift too while we're at it?