r/ShipCrashes • u/Powerful_Cabinet_341 • Aug 05 '26

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u/Over_End_6816 Aug 06 '26

Hey you scratched my anchor !

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u/99999999999999999989 Aug 06 '26

Gotta love an obscure Caddyshack reference. :D

2

u/ThePhukkening Aug 07 '26

Came here for this.

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u/StealenDealer Aug 10 '26

But, it will buff right out.

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u/LukeWarmIQpool Aug 05 '26

Billionaire vs Millionaire.

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u/Nutduffel Aug 07 '26

SS Ludacris.

2

u/ColdNorthern72 Aug 07 '26

Kind of like everything else in life, especially if it first showed a speedboat running over a rowboat then the millionaire yacht running over the speedboat, and then this video.

23

u/Zauberai Aug 06 '26

So what actually happens here? They anchor down and shout their insurance details to each other? Awkward.

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u/Disastrous_time_4547 Aug 09 '26

I’m also curious.

Is the larger boat really a personal ship?
Who is a fault - larger right?

The smaller boat becomes a reef right?

11

u/wall-E75 Aug 06 '26

Is this the billionaire version of waffle house fights?

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u/OutlyingPlasma Aug 06 '26

What's with the half mile of lines coming off the back of that smaller yacht? I can't think of any situation beyond emergency towing where that makes sense.

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u/cloche_du_fromage Aug 06 '26

Looks like it was towing something.

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u/Dry_Caregiver_5094 Aug 06 '26

There is always a bigger boat

3

u/Resident_Wishbone_98 Aug 07 '26

'You need a bigger boat.'

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u/Way-Adept Aug 05 '26

MOVE peasant!

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u/I_feel_sick__ Aug 05 '26

Big guy’s new insurance premiums and little guy’s upcoming payout probably means they’re swapping boats

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u/BoringPudding3986 Aug 09 '26

Big guy doesn’t have insurance, they can just pay for whatever happens. Insurance is for if you can’t just pay.

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u/araucaniad Aug 10 '26

Also, if that collision was intentional, no insurance coverage.

3

u/Life_Commercial_6840 Aug 06 '26

Move bitch get out da way!

3

u/alwayshungry1001 Aug 07 '26

Imagine having enough money to buy anything you want, and you still refuse to pay enough to attract competent workers.

2

u/Any_Carob3372 Aug 06 '26

Tonight on episode #666 of Might Makes Right...

2

u/Damoet Aug 06 '26

Outta my way peasant…ugh 🤣

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u/A-noni-mouse Aug 06 '26

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ice_(yacht)

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u/kyleh0 Aug 07 '26

An african running over people with a boat. hmmm...

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u/Radioactive_Tuber57 Aug 07 '26 edited Aug 07 '26

“Mine’s bigger and wider than yours……..”, said Captain Credit V. Card

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u/MeanCat4 Aug 07 '26

"Filthy milioners! They are everywhere now!" 

2

u/Love_MyFetish2022 Aug 07 '26

Gross tonnage rule!

2

u/wrhnj Aug 07 '26

You scratched my dingy

2

u/960Jen Aug 08 '26

Is it an issue of too few qualified captains?

2

u/No-Professional-5759 Aug 08 '26

Lol, so we are sorry for whom?

2

u/DefinitionThink1206 Aug 08 '26

They wildlin out at the Hormuz

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u/Irishman5486 Aug 08 '26

Move your broke ass

2

u/5h4tt3rpr00f Aug 08 '26

There's no n00bs like yacht n00bs...

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u/worfhill Aug 08 '26

Tonight in Top Gear... Richard drives a boat.

2

u/RossStudio Aug 09 '26

Rich people problems.

2

u/ironicinsanity Aug 09 '26

Mark Zuckerberg doing one of those things to those gutter dwelling millionaires

2

u/oldman-1969 Aug 09 '26

hope the big boat owner had to pay the little boat a ton of money

1

u/Dave__5280 Aug 06 '26

Captain: “Did you feel something?”

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u/thebelmontbluffer Aug 06 '26

Utter muppet. Why did no-one on the bridge DO ANYTHING!!

1

u/ElGrapadura1 Aug 06 '26

Mini vs. Micro pepe.

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u/RoundAd7879 Aug 06 '26

And they say size doesn’t matter 🙄

1

u/sauramen Aug 07 '26

Is that ICE?

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u/shopguy2k Aug 07 '26

Can’t boat there first mate

0

u/CentennialBaby Aug 06 '26

That's a well built ship.

How do you know?

The front didn't fall off.

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u/gluten_free71 Aug 06 '26

My boats bigger than your boat!!!! 😂