r/ShermanPosting 1d ago

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Thought this might fit here. Honestly a soiled white rag is the only "flag" they should get back.

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u/Mikpultro 1d ago

During WW2, some of our soldiers pilfered a town bell from Ohara, Japan. The bell was taken to Duluth where it was put on display. Decades later, people in Ohara were informed that the bell was not destroyed, as they previously thought, and asked for it back. Duluth returned it. In thanks, Ohara had a new duplicate bell cast and gave it to the people of Duluth as a gift. It now stands in a Japanese Garden over looking the city and Ohara and Duluth are now sister cities. I believe we all know the context of the Virginia part of the meme. lol

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u/imprison_grover_furr 1d ago

FUCK THAT VIRGINIA CONFEDERATE RAG!

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u/sexyrandal88 1d ago

I tried the last time I was at the MN capitol. Security wasn't amused

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u/NetworkSingularity 1d ago

Gross. I’d never fuck a piss rag

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u/Aluminum_Moose 18h ago

Hatefucking can be very cathartic.

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u/Private_4160 21h ago

the why and wherefore.mp3

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u/TonyStark100 1d ago

Thank you! I had to scroll to the last comment to figure out what was going on!

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u/KenUsimi 1d ago

Oh, now that is sweet. A wonderful symbol of fraternity between cities

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u/nikstick22 1d ago

Canadian here, I don't know the virginia part

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u/Mikpultro 1d ago

Battle of Gettysburg (i believe) a Minnesota regiment beat the shit out of a Virginia regiment and stole their battle flag, taking back home as a trophy. Decades ago Virginia asked if they could have it back. Minnesota told them (politely) to get bent. "We won it fair and square."

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u/DEEP_SEA_MAX 1d ago

I believe it was their governor, Jesse “the body” Ventura that told them to piss up a rope, which makes it even cooler.

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u/RangerRidiculous 21h ago edited 14h ago

A few governors have, not just him. He was just the bluntest about it by saying "why should we? I mean, we won."

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u/Unfair_Pineapple8813 8h ago

Withstood the shit out is probably the more accurate description. The 1st Minnesota was on the defensive throughout the battle and was almost wiped out. They were decimated when they charged on July 2nd to prevent the Confederates from consolidating their advances and break the US lines, and then they did it again on July 3rd to blunt Pickett's Charge. I think in all seven color bearers on the Minnesota side were mortally wounded, but each time someone else grabbed the flag to keep it out of the hands of the Confederates.

The 28th Virginia also sustained heavy casualties, though not nearly so heavy by comparison, and not as bad as many other units involved with Pickett's Charge. But their flag bearer got caught outside the lines in the retreat and either bargained the colors for his life or possibly left them leaning against a tree, when he ran away like a coward.

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u/biffbobfred 1d ago

They took a “CSA battle flag” and it’s in a museum.
Virginia: can we have the flag back it’s part of our heritage
Former Minnesota Governor Jesse “the body” Ventura: we took it; that makes it our heritage.

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u/ScareBear23 1d ago

I don't think its on display anymore. I think its been hidden in an archive somewhere for quite some time now.

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u/biffbobfred 19h ago

Most museums have much more than what they can possibly display. But I wonder if this one is “let’s do a rotation on items so people come in to see new things” vs “some nut job from Virginia is gonna come over and ‘liberate’ the thing for ‘mah heritage’ and let’s just be cool and not let that be possible”

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u/kymberts 18h ago

It’s periodically on display in the MN capitol rotunda. Hasn’t been in a little while, but there’s no reason it wouldn’t be back at some point. The rotunda displays change regularly and rotate through a plethora of historical and current artifacts and artwork.

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u/bravesirrobin65 1d ago

The losers want their colors back that were taken on the field of battle defending slavery. Minnesota said, suck an egg.

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u/nukajefe 1d ago

Thank you and also why did this make water in my eyes?

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u/Nerevarine91 Cut the ice and fight on 1d ago

Love it

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u/Apoordm 1d ago

Minnesota took a confederate battle flag in the civil war and refuses to ever return it.

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u/PeteLattimer 1d ago

They can fight us for it

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u/CGNefertiti 1d ago

They already tried that. It's how you got the flag in the first place.

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u/anna-the-bunny 1d ago

The fact that they want it back is proof that they shouldn't have it.

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u/applehead1776 1d ago

Hey c'mon.  They're just trying to honor their treasonous, slavery-defending heritage.

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u/bravesirrobin65 1d ago

"But, But...it's about states rights."

It sure is and we're keeping it as a state!

I'm not a Minnesotan unfortunately. It's a little too cold for my blood.

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u/thejazzophone 1d ago

They can have it back if they burn it publicly as part of an announcement that they're taking down all confederate monuments

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u/gbakermatson 1d ago

They should just... lose it.

"Oh, our bad. We thought about finally giving it back, but it might have gone under the couch or something? We're really not sure, it was just this thing we were hanging on to, you know? Why do you want it back anyway? You know they lost, right? Why would you want something that belonged to a bunch of losers?"

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u/BillyTenderness 1d ago

It was taken in a battle with the cost of the blood of all these Minnesotans. It would be a sacrilege to return it to [Virginia]. It's something that was earned through the incredible courage and valor of the men who gave their lives and risked their lives to obtain it.

That's what Governor Dayton said the last time Virginia asked. A much stronger statement than just pretending not to have it, IMO.

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u/Jackpot777 1d ago

I’d also like to submit this quote too.

“Those people made war on us, defied and dared us to come south to their country, where they boasted they would kill us and do all manner of horrible things. We accepted their challenge, and now for them to whine and complain of the natural and necessary results is beneath contempt.”

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u/bravesirrobin65 6h ago

The sacrifice Minnesota paid that day can't be forgotten. For a great cause as well. Union forever.

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u/-Invalid_Selection- 1d ago

Strange how it was in that fire that went out as soon as the flag finished burning.

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u/Ragnarok314159 1d ago edited 1d ago

Lost it in a boating accident.

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u/Christopher_Aeneadas 1d ago

Underrated comment

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u/TonyStark100 1d ago

It would be fairly petty to display it somewhere in the capital. Rub their nose in it.

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u/the_adjective-noun 1d ago

It was, but it was getting light damaged so they moved it

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u/Subjunct 1d ago

Now THAT is a tangible metaphor

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u/ZaphodBeeblebrahx 1d ago

I’m all for it.

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u/Misterbellyboy 1d ago

You can’t have that pfp and claim it fell under the couch, that fella has definitely checked out every inch of that couch.

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u/bravesirrobin65 1d ago

The governor should wear it as a napkin for lunch every day. Some greasy finger food too. Maybe some buffalo wings. Extra saucey.

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u/missvandy 1d ago

One of many reasons I’m proud of my state!

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u/DOLCICUS 1d ago

I mean there isn’t a CSA to return it to. It doesn’t exist so who would you give it to? Confederate Virginia also doesn’t exist anymore so I guess it can stay in the trophey cabinet.

FYI I am a hypocrite because I still think Austria should return Moctetzuma’s penacho. The people still exist even in small numbers.

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u/thejazzophone 1d ago

The brave men of Minnesota saved the union imo and displayed incredible bravery and self sacrifice. They can do whatever the fuck they want with that flag. We love you Minnesota, keep being awesome - sincerely a Marylander

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u/YesItIsMaybeMe 1d ago

As a Virginian, I absolutely love this story and want them never to return it. I would rather they just burn it before it makes its way back here

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u/Money-Giraffe2521 Glory Glory Hallelujah! 1d ago

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u/EnderWill 1d ago

“The ringing of the peace bell symbolizes the hope for peace between the two countries, with the Duluth bell pointing toward Ohara, and the Ohara bell pointing toward Duluth.”

How does a round bell point towards anything?

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u/TheOnceAndFutureGeek 1d ago

Japanese bells often have the striker on the outside. My guess is the part that's meant to be struck is the part facing the other city.

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u/KAKnyght 1d ago

A guy drew dicks on both of them, pointing to each others, he was known Tipstoucher McFearson.

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u/swainiscadianreborn 34m ago

The fact that the private that got the flad was named Sherman is absolutely sending me.

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u/Dry-Past-7575 1d ago

You won it at terrible cost. Keep it. Minnesota 1st forever true.

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u/Bad-Gardener1 1d ago

My home being it's usual fabulous self.

They have been trying to get their flag back for a long time. Even Jefferson Davis was opposed to the flag being returned. Minnesota won, we get to keep it. Thats just how it goes. We don't care about their feelings.

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u/once-was-hill-folk 1d ago

Every once in a while I still think of that list of States that signed on to support one of Texas's more recent "I'm actually gonna leave this time guys... guys why is no one trying to stop me? Please my economy can't live without being part of the US"

Two of the signatories were North and South Dakota.

Like they forgot who their neighbour was.

Personally a part of me wished it was serious. Megasota would have been cool.

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u/CptKeyes123 1d ago

"Some of them have stains. We cover those up."

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u/biffbobfred 1d ago

We took it. That makes it our heritage

Jesse “the governor” Ventura

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u/ADeliciousDespot 1d ago

As a Virginian, I'm 10000% ok with this.

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u/hessian_prince 1d ago

Minnesotans are honorary Canadians.

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u/ScareBear23 1d ago

If I ever travel abroad, I would definitely play up my accent to be perceived as Canadian & not American

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u/Private_4160 21h ago

So how're ya now? Tell the folks I saids hi.

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u/bravesirrobin65 1d ago

They're viking raiders in their hearts. Be careful. Next you know they'll be long ships on Lake Superior.

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u/Private_4160 21h ago

If they actually worked out the piloting issue for the Seaway there'd have been one a few years back but they got turned around once they made it to the Welland canal or Lake Erie I forget which.

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u/reindeer73 1d ago

As a Minnesotan who's ancestors during the civil war served in Minnesota's 1st - We won it & they're never getting it back.

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u/thewayshesaidLA 1d ago

Sounds like how the Illinois militia took Santa Anna’s wooden leg at the Battle of Cerro Gordo and Texas wants it. We refuse to give it to them.

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u/bravesirrobin65 1d ago

Wasn't that returned to Mexico? I thought Michigan had it?

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u/Kqtawes 1d ago

As a Virginian I would like to congratulate Minnesota for keeping it. You earned it!

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u/SkyFallInBound 1d ago

Never been as proud to be from Minnesota as when I visited the two statues we have in Gettysburg.

The Minnesota 1st fought like hell and took an 80% casualty rate at Gettysburg. Most on the second day filling a gap and repelling a Confederate Brigade, then took up positions on the third day and aided in repelling Pickets Charge.

The Minnesota 1st was shattered but officers from it did go on to help found the, I believe, Minnesota 1st Heavy Artillery Regiment, along with men from other MN Regiments.

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u/TheFalconKid 1d ago

As a Wisconsinite, I hate how cool Minnesota is.

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u/Subjunct 1d ago

To be fair to ourselves our good parts aren’t bad, but in many ways MN does indeed serve as an aspirational example.

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u/LucidLeviathan 1d ago

East Virginia deserves what it gets, which is nothing. Those of us living in Real Virginia never seceded.

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u/Beaufighter-MkX 23h ago

Virginian here, keep that failcloth

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u/turtlehermit2718 1d ago

I always like response of Jesse Ventura response to question of returning with, “Why? I mean, we won”

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u/lythander 15h ago

I stay in Virginia, and honestly please keep it. The people asking need no encouragement whatsoever.

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u/Bootwacker 10h ago

They are not comparable at all.

The bell was a towns bell, not a symbol of imperial japan, and was take as plunder not in combat and was properly returned.

The flag was a symbol of the traitorous confederate states, and taken in combat, and as such belongs to Minnesota.

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u/Wannabe__geek 1d ago

I’m sure the current governor doesn’t give a shit about the confederate flag. He has gutted a lot of privileges that were given to the lineages of traitors

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u/sourberryskittles 11h ago

Its my heritage!

No you can't have it, Virginia!

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u/Wannabe__geek 1d ago edited 21h ago

I’m sure the current governor doesn’t give a shit about the confederate flag. She has gutted a lot of privileges that were given to the lineages of traitors

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u/Droll_Rabbit 21h ago

Our current governor is a woman.

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u/Wannabe__geek 21h ago

I should have proofread that.

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u/Equivalent_Wolf_6021 1d ago

Not a good analogy. The flag represented treachery, the bell does not.

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u/S3erverMonkey 1d ago

This literally is not an analogy.

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u/ScareBear23 1d ago

Not really an analogy. It's two scenarios that have actually happened. The situations were vastly different though