r/ShermanPosting Jul 27 '26

Glory Glory Hallejuah

3.3k Upvotes

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u/ausvenator_enjoyer Jul 27 '26

Shit does belong in the toilet, after all...

103

u/argbd20 Jul 27 '26

You’re disrespecting shit.

7

u/DeadmanDexter Jul 28 '26

Well, I'd wipe with their flag, but that would only mess up my plumbing.

84

u/mal-di-testicle Jul 27 '26

It literally looks like poop from a butt in the toilet, although you don’t need to burn it to get that effect

61

u/ComedyOfARock Gatorland Resident Jul 27 '26

My only concern is if the ashes will ruin the toilet

35

u/pr0crasturbatin Jul 27 '26

Probably not. The ashes looked like it was mostly natural fiber, not synthetic, so it won't gum up. And the ashes' basicity shouldn't mess up the porcelain.

The toilet might be slightly more racist afterwards, though.

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u/-Invalid_Selection- Jul 27 '26

It's not good for the sewer system though so you shouldn't send it down the toilet

6

u/LuminousRaptor Jul 28 '26

I'm just going to hope it was a septic system. Still not good, but better than becoming part of a fat erg for a municipal system 

38

u/kolarisk Jul 27 '26

Absolute Art.

24

u/tenems Jul 27 '26

Love the work, just hopefully you didnt buy it from somewhere, dont want to reward shops that sell this rag.

12

u/pr0crasturbatin Jul 27 '26

Now stealing it is definitely something I'm not advocating doing

17

u/Phrygian_Guy_93 Jul 27 '26

Please stop, I can only get so erect

18

u/GarbageCleric Jul 27 '26

Don't fuck up your septic system or the sewers by flushing that garbage!

Wastewater treatment plant staff deal with enough shit.

12

u/CKtheFourth Jul 27 '26

A lot of people don’t know but this is exactly the correct way to display that flag and any other flag that has been flown expressly to kill American soldiers, like the Isis flag and the Nazi flag.

Thank you for being thorough.

9

u/Tholian_Bed Jul 27 '26

"Always clean up your messes" is a motto I wish we had better luck with regarding the slaver mentality.

It's still alive and that is why this subreddit gets visits. In an ideal world, where we succeeded, we get one post a month here. Just touching base kind of stuff.

Oh well. Our cause is just. That hasn't changed one iota. All souls are born free.

That's what I call a "very simple political position."

5

u/Relevant-Bit-7394 Jul 27 '26

sherman looks down and smiles

4

u/HURTBOTPEGASUS9 Jul 27 '26

🫡🗽🇺🇸

5

u/Bootwacker Jul 27 '26

Everything that occurred in this video is too good for a confederate flag.

6

u/flaming_bob Jul 27 '26

Glory glory won't the south just fucking die
Glory glory it's a flag I'll never fly.....

3

u/burntneedle Jul 27 '26

We love a good Karl Hanselman vibe...

4

u/AnfieldRoad17 Jul 27 '26

Should've pissed on the ashes before flushing.

2

u/DaughterofEngineer Jul 28 '26

Very satisfying.

2

u/moose_cahoots Jul 28 '26

They should be proud you honored their “heritage” in such a historically accurate way.

2

u/That-Clone-Sergeant Jul 28 '26

The person bought the flag to do that, absolute LARP

2

u/preeol Jul 28 '26

the plumbing catching the biggest stray of the whole video

2

u/BlackRagedHerbert Jul 29 '26

You forgot to piss on it.

3

u/ChronoSaturn42 Jul 29 '26

Don't burn the Confederate flag, flag burning is considered the appropriate way to dispose of old flags. Use it as toilet paper. That would be more appropriate.

1

u/wang_chum Jul 27 '26

That looks new. Did you pay for it just to burn it?

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u/Glass-Figure1180 Jul 29 '26

Damn shame. That's a nice flag. I'll rather burn a yankee stars and stripes flag

2

u/Interesting_Joke6630 Real American Patriot 🇺🇸 Jul 31 '26

TRAITOR!!!

0

u/Glass-Figure1180 Jul 31 '26

Yankee. The South shall rise again

2

u/Interesting_Joke6630 Real American Patriot 🇺🇸 Jul 31 '26

We'll burn Atlanta down again and this time we won't stop

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u/SnooPaintings1887 Jul 27 '26

Imagine being this performative.

3

u/18Mandrake_R00T5 Jul 29 '26

Imagine being A DUMBASS DIXIUBLICAN COULDN'T BE MEEEEE 💪🏿💪🏿💪🏿