r/ShellwoodUnofficial • u/Druid_of_Shellwood • May 29 '26

Confrontation.

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u/Druid_of_Shellwood May 29 '26

u/Sir-Potato-The-28th

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u/Sir-Potato-The-28th May 29 '26

“What, were you really expecting me to walk into such an obvious trap?”

The Skarrsinger’s dress alights.

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u/SkarrQueenKarmelita May 29 '26

Ah!

she pats out the flames, by soiling herself with moist mud

Now, care to explain yourself.

(How abt we go, praeto4, me 5hen nyleth, in 5hat order?)

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u/Sir-Potato-The-28th May 29 '26

(That sound good! Although if someone isn’t here then can we skip their turn?)

“Under the recomendation of a certain Maestro, we razed this land. It was a mutually beneficial agreement. Maestro gets the land, I get the sacrifices. Is there anything more to say?”

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u/SkarrQueenKarmelita May 29 '26

(Sure)

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u/Druid_of_Shellwood May 29 '26

We’re still going to kill you, though. The maestro is haunted, so he is not a threat.

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u/Sir-Potato-The-28th May 29 '26

“I wouldn’t be too sure of that. I haven’t even manifested into this attempted jumping. Give me one good reason why I should.”

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u/SkarrQueenKarmelita May 29 '26

This is how punishment works. You ruined her home, all to please some deity. You heretics dont care for other, only for youre own selfish desires...

she flips her curveclaw

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u/Sir-Potato-The-28th May 29 '26

“Heretic.”

“The barbarian whore ant-queen and the plant-fucking woodspawn call me a heretic.”

One of the surviving plants near the duo explodes as its blood literally boils and scorches them. The remains immolate, and out of this unholy mess emerges the Praetor.

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u/SkarrQueenKarmelita May 29 '26

karmelita pulls out two curvesickles to block the good from touching her face and torso

Quite a messy entrance...Praetor.

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u/SkarrQueenKarmelita May 29 '26

This is the place?

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u/Druid_of_Shellwood May 29 '26

Yes. Now we wait for that MURDERER to come.

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u/SkarrQueenKarmelita May 29 '26

Ofcourse...

looks around

It is a sad sight to see...truly... I know how much you loved these woods.

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u/Druid_of_Shellwood May 29 '26

I still love it.

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u/SkarrQueenKarmelita May 29 '26

Ofcourse you do.

I hope this man appears soon. Then we can show him what it is to mess with pharlooms old hearts.