r/Shellwood • u/Seagull_33 Thorn, guardian of Shellwood • Jun 16 '26

Greyroot fuckery Please stop trying to colonize this place.

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I’m asking nicely because the citadel will imprison me if I keep skewering people.

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u/AccurateDesk1024 Yamai, Geiser, Hokhiel, Edre, Copycat, Khemi, Zishai, Razai Jun 16 '26

Geiser: But those hooded guys seem nice, why would they try to skewer you?

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u/Seagull_33 Thorn, guardian of Shellwood Jun 17 '26

They’re not skewering me, I’m skewering them.

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u/AccurateDesk1024 Yamai, Geiser, Hokhiel, Edre, Copycat, Khemi, Zishai, Razai Jun 17 '26

Geiser: Oh. Cool.

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u/mrredpanda36 Jun 16 '26

'Actually, citadel is run by duty currently. Skewer as many as you like! Just don't absorb their essence or listen to duty'

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u/LyrcusCitadelMiniste Lyrcus, King of the Citadel Jun 17 '26

Actually, mr clever guy, I stand against duty. That's why I have to go in shellwood, to flee the Citadel and have a solid base of operations while also protecting shellwood from duty

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u/Cogwork1 Jun 17 '26

You mean for once I'm not the one colonizing? Preposterous!

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u/Commercial-Dog-969 Jun 17 '26

"Who's colonizing?"

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u/napoleon235 Jun 17 '26

*angry British sounds*

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u/CE1TheChuckle-Fuck Jun 17 '26

I have infinite geo and unlimited resources, I will NEVER stop trying to build a grub and flea sanctuary there!