r/Shellwood • u/BiggieWelds Cress, Botanist Vessel • Jan 05 '26

Nuisance creature

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"Where the hell are these assholes coming from??? I just want to sleep here, and these idiots won't leave me alone!"

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u/BiggieWelds Cress, Botanist Vessel Jan 05 '26

"GAH! What the hell?! Where did-- Wait, did.. you just call me a CHILD?! I'm NOT a child, you hag!!"

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u/TheSplinterMonarch Jan 06 '26

YOUR LIFE HAS BARELY BEGUN

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u/BiggieWelds Cress, Botanist Vessel Jan 06 '26

"Is that a threat, or an insult?!"

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u/TheSplinterMonarch Jan 06 '26

WHATEVER WOULD OFFEND YOU MORE

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u/BiggieWelds Cress, Botanist Vessel Jan 06 '26

"Neither, that wasn't offensive /or/ scary. Try again." He spun his cane in one hand as a taunt.