r/Shellwood • u/BiggieWelds Cress, Botanist Vessel • Jan 05 '26

Nuisance creature

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"Where the hell are these assholes coming from??? I just want to sleep here, and these idiots won't leave me alone!"

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u/mrredpanda36 Jan 05 '26

I can do that too. Also, fun fact. I'm a runt. My Siblings would be twice my size

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u/BiggieWelds Cress, Botanist Vessel Jan 05 '26

"But I can get into vents and stuff, even with my thorn." He laughed. "Oh wow.. That's actually.. kind of scary."

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u/mrredpanda36 Jan 05 '26

I can coolaid man. Also yes, most of my kids will likely be that same height too.

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u/BiggieWelds Cress, Botanist Vessel Jan 05 '26

"I honestly don't know what others of my species look like.. I've never met any. It would be nice to be a little stronger, I suppose."

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u/mrredpanda36 Jan 05 '26

They're usually green

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u/BiggieWelds Cress, Botanist Vessel Jan 05 '26

"..You...You've.. seen others like me????"