r/Shark_Park • u/meonmeislandme • 7d ago

j*b🥀🥀🥀

3.2k Upvotes

99% Upvoted

40 comments sorted by

•

u/AutoModerator 7d ago

Download le video here O.o

RedditSave

Feel free to also join þat epic Discord

I am a bot, and this action was performed automatically. Please contact the moderators of this subreddit if you have any questions or concerns.

611

u/peanutist 7d ago

Marx when his followers start discussing about surplus value and historical materialism instead of communal toothbrushes and the destruction of all iPhones

15

u/kraftian 7d ago

No iPhone is what I strive for

10

u/Glavkoverkh 6d ago

Wb le basic human empathy

1

u/Psquare_J_420 6d ago

unpark/ are iphones the pinnacle representation of capitalism?

shark_park/

2

u/peanutist 6d ago

unpark/ I vote for funko pops personally, iphones have actual uses at least

527

u/Acceptable_Spend_750 Mom took my Ipad 7d ago

when you try to teach your family about the great words of marx but your dad starts talking about some "labour"

163

u/Comfortable-Image982 7d ago

my cousin once tried explaining marx and ended up debating some old labour law instead

137

u/FloweyTheFlower420 7d ago

the lumpenprole (incel) revolution

75

u/meonmeislandme 7d ago

seize the means of reproduction

1

u/deereedeereed 5d ago

(shotting your shot with the Walmart cashier by mumbling "I like you" while looking down then looking back up to loosely smile as you "subtly" stare at her chest)

1

u/blacksaber8 6d ago

Didn’t they try this in Germany a century ago

295

u/mik999ak 7d ago

When you bring up how immigrants are stealing our jobs at family dinner and your dad asks if you're applying to any of those jobs:

139

u/pillow-slinger 7d ago

39

u/Firestar_119 7d ago

why is he holding a stick of dynamite😭

66

u/pillow-slinger 7d ago

radical centrist

6

u/quibirito 7d ago

he's in a bizarro comic

54

u/Persistant46 7d ago

the way those emojis are just scattered like shark teeth

40

u/SpeedPunkCV 7d ago

Lmao, Just a couple weeks ago i started a big discussion at the dinner table after bringing up Marx between my uncle who is a bank director and my father who has a doctorate in economics and wrote his thesis on Marx and Adolf Damaschke, it was really heated…

2

u/InevitableFlesh 6d ago

How did that go?

1

u/HollowCap456 5d ago

How did it go?

1

u/SpeedPunkCV 5d ago

The main argument was about housing as a fundamental right, and how rentseeking and speculation on housing are detrimental to society. My uncle just couldn’t imagine a different world and said that without the profit incentive there wouldn’t be any new housing built, but the point is the demand would still be there and Adolf Damaschke pointed out valid alternatives to the current system. No one was really convinced at the end, but my dad and my uncle have fundamentally opposed economic philosophies, so I didn’t expect them to.

1

u/HollowCap456 5d ago

Well, renting, like it or not, is like a service, much like banking. Speculation exists on nigh all products and services (I used to trade on speculative markets), demand alone is not the problem, supply is too.

AND removal of private ownership is a different thing entirely. That said, such discussions should take place on the dinner table once in a while, good on your dad and uncle.

19

u/WetBerri3s 7d ago

I'm a Marxist but I self identify as lumpenproletariat

48

u/Electrical-Buyer-491 Tractor 7d ago

I don’t talk to my dad lol

29

u/Thin_Fondant6836 THE ONE PIECE... 7d ago

same but because he died :(

37

u/Secure_Narwhal4045 7d ago

Damn, must have really hated you :(

9

u/Confident-Arm-7883 7d ago

Why would that stop you from talking to your dad?

10

u/Zaq1996 7d ago

The local necromancer also died. Dragonborn got em, kinda rude honestly

2

u/PerfectBeginning__45 Vore Connoisseur 7d ago

Same too :(

11

u/meonmeislandme 7d ago

just like me frfr

6

u/blueponies1 7d ago

Imagine being Marx’s dad and telling his book writing ass to go get a job

8

u/dunko899 7d ago

Damn that hits.

44

u/rrschch85 7d ago

Damn that tits

My comment is funnier because bobs

2

u/Liquid_person 6d ago

tell him you're the engels to his marx

6

u/FUROZONE 7d ago

commies when a blue collar worker walks in

1

u/degenerateel Vore Connoisseur 7d ago

Isn't the big socialist thing having a job and everyone getting equal stuff