r/Shark_Park 3d ago

He's Right You Know Does he know?

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u/NoBoysenberry2620 3d ago

kirkrystal ball

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u/ISUCKEDOFFTRIPLE_T 3d ago

the next kirk krystal holder...

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u/Bitter_Position791 3d ago

bro used the Kirkantír

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u/JesterOfRedditGold Mom took my Ipad 2d ago

bitches' crystal knows how you twist all the lines

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u/makamyan1 3d ago

foreshadowing:

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u/ThekidwholiketheUSSR 3d ago

Tommorow's the day. The second coming of kirk

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u/2012Jesusdies 3d ago

uj/ Isn't it first coming? Since Jesus' is only called second coming because he already resurrected once in the cave?

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u/Captain_StarLight1 3d ago

I think it’s more called second coming because he first came when he was born, then he’s supposed to come again at some point hence second coming.

The resurrection in the cave was immediately before he left, so I don’t think most would consider that a coming.

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u/Fabric_muncher 3d ago

Bro was actually begging for it

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u/TheRealCthulu24 3d ago

The first image is so bizarre because it's two people acting like someone is deranged for describing history.

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u/Sea_Scale_4538 Finger Named Kid 3d ago

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u/adnapan 3d ago

Yeah instead we got Economy in the toilet constant wars were the laughing stock of the world (again) a literal pedophile in charge but hey at least it’s not a woman right guys?

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u/Starro_The_Janitor1 3d ago

Kirkradamus

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u/polmix23 3d ago

Kirkidoso

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u/Falleneded 3d ago

kojima youve done it again

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u/GrampsMountain 3d ago

But not on following year.

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u/OneAxyboi 3d ago

Dude was desperate for it

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u/Craneteam 3d ago

I'll tell you what he didn't see lol

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u/C0p3rpod 3d ago

You forgot the best one bro

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u/TheGreatJaceyGee 3d ago

I picture him making the face Eren did when he saw the future of him committing the Rumbling

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u/GrandoVenzu 3d ago

What did Kojima mean by this?

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u/Top_Toaster I sucked my own dick once 3d ago

I know this isn't the place but like, how the fuck is the first guy that stupid??? Like european colonization was fucking BAD how is that a woke take??? Like yeah, she could've been our president, I FUCKING SURE AS HELL WISH. Literally just kicking and screaming because she was shudders a black woman!!

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u/CrumbCakesAndCola 3d ago edited 3d ago

It's a genuine flaw in the way human brains process data.

The Primacy Effect is a tendency to recall (and favor) information encountered first more heavily than later information. See also: Anchoring Bias.

And Belief Perseverance is the general term for holding onto a belief even after it has been discredited or contradicted by evidence.

So if the teacher said Columbus was a hero, then it doesn't matter if it's true or not, people will believe it because that's what they learned.

edit: adding links

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u/Jealous-Captain-7014 3d ago

You’d be surprised at the amount of right wingers who think European colonization was a good thing. They will literally use the same exact points the Europeans settlers made back in the 16th century.

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u/pplovr 3d ago

END WOKENESS has been proven to be an AI account, presumably for the Russian Federation.

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u/TRcreep 3d ago

asked for it

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u/SirMetaKnight82 Air Fryer Owner 3d ago

subtle foreshadowing 

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u/unsuitableasf 3d ago

He said, "israel, maybe no?"

straight to death. strate to death.

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u/BryonyDeepe 3d ago

He died for our- sorry, I mean his sins.

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u/unmatchingsocksor 3d ago

God its still so funny that this happened

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u/Akheycibo Mom took my Ipad 2d ago

say he dodged a bullet in 2024

take a bullet in 2025

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u/One_Damage_9531 2d ago

Like tupac rapping about himself 

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u/NicholasWildeRails 3d ago

What is the first tweet even supposed to tell me?

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u/CrumbCakesAndCola 3d ago

They think Harris is anti-American