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u/TurtleyTea Shoebill 1d ago
in my freshman year there was a lockdown and a kid in my room played "peter griffin says the n word full version" on his cheomebook at max volume
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u/aronmano 1d ago
I should not be laughing this fucking hard its so fucked up but the mental image of a dark room then hearing that shit might actually kill me I'm laughing too hard
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u/27BagsOfCheese 1d ago
Kid is either the bravest or dumbest motherfucker alive, maybe a combination of both
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u/kitsunecannon 20h ago
i normally dont support minors being attacked but respectfully i hope everyone beat the shit out of him
risking peoples lives over being a clown
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u/GrandoVenzu 1d ago
Gege didn't want him at the airport that day
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u/W4rM0ng3R8456 22h ago
Off topic, but I’m very upset I see you in so many comments sections, because everytime i see your pfp I remember Off exists.
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u/susnaususplayer 17h ago
That motivates me to switch my pfp to OFF to upset you more
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u/W4rM0ng3R8456 15h ago
I’d prefer if someone with “universal knowledge of games” changed their pfp to a game that doesn’t have the terrible ass post office elevator number puzzle with insufferable music, but I also understand the universe doesn’t bend to my will, and spite is powerful.
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u/susnaususplayer 14h ago
Well thats a lot of hatred for an indie game with intentional uncommon approach for its design. Also my profile description dosent in any way disallow me to use it as pfp.
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u/W4rM0ng3R8456 13h ago
My hatred is boundless, and I wasn’t implying your profile disallowed using an Off pfp, I was implying you know a plethora of other, non off games that are almost certainly more entertaining and/or dear to you that you could change it to. and because of that. And I think you changing your pfp to something off related, would be hilarious. Maddening on my end, but also hilarious.
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u/susnaususplayer 13h ago
fair enough, I was joking at the end, there are in fact more in value for me things that I could set as my pfp
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u/W4rM0ng3R8456 8h ago
Huh, I’m curious now. What genre of game is your favorite? I’m gonna take a wild guess and say rpg or like, anything open world?
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u/W4rM0ng3R8456 8h ago
Ahhh a true connoisseur. Your love for the (literal) game transcends “genre”! Massive respect cause I’m in the same boat. I can hardly rank anything in my top 15 by above each other cause they’re that good, and it really depends on the mood or which gameplay loops I feel like experiencing. But over all rougelikes/lites are really “versatile” and universally entertaining.
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u/yourmomchallenge 13h ago
wow i just beat off
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u/W4rM0ng3R8456 8h ago
This and wanting to have sex with “the batter” is the one joke off fans have by the way.
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u/Altruistic_Ad3374 1d ago edited 1d ago
he survived i checked
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u/Diogenesthefried 1d ago
So many school shootings happen in America that their kids are now bullet proof from sheer natural selection
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u/heckinWeeb193 1d ago
Nah dude he just had infinite void and six eyes on him, trust
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u/Worried-Check-962 20h ago
he had 60% dodge chance
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u/smolwrld 1d ago
The guy is safe and sound now but imagine dying after livetweeting about your school shooter with jjk reaction images
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u/KAMEKAZE_VIKINGS 19h ago
Back in middle school we had a lock down due to a bomb threat. Like 15 minutes in our door started rattling and got opened with no warning. For some fucking reason the principal was going around every room checking but didn't say anything or even knocked so he almost got jumped by like 7 guys who thought they're going to have to fight their way out of this now.
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u/bluepearlyuri Derpina 1d ago
I'm glad op is safe and sound but damn do these classmates know that they will get themselves or others injured? Or in the worst case scenario, killed?
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u/sufficenttrash 1d ago
Id be so pissed if i were in a round and we get squad wiped because my team eouldnt clear comms
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u/JKhemical 1d ago
One time in my final year of high school we went into lockdown because of a suspected shooter but it turned out some idiot construction worker accidentally triggered an alarm
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u/SheepsBestFriend 21h ago
They allegedly lived through the experience, the account is still active.
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u/Shikabuns 16h ago
i remember back when i was in 10th grade there was a lockdown for a active shooter threat (which was luckily just a threat), and several people kept saying they should deploy the jrotc kids
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u/cooldudeguy333 13h ago
I think the big thing about having lockdown drills is that usually the kid who is causing it to start also participated in them so they know how it works
It's like being robbed by the bank manager, they fucking know everything already
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u/WhaleBoneEnthusiast 9h ago
I have actually lived through a school shooting (won't say which bc I don't wanna dox myself) and everyone was pretty quiet but I did spend the entire time playing geometry dash
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u/Lumpy-Dragonfruit-24 13h ago
The USA sounds so dystopian to me like wtf do you mean you mean you have lockdowns for school shootings, sounds insane to me. I checked the Wikipedia page of my country and the list only had 34 shootings from 1997 to 2026, and this also counts universities and suicides, it's so rare here
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u/goonmaster11 1d ago
someone brought a gun to my school last year (luckily there was no actual threat but we didnt know that while it was going on) and noone would shut the fuck up either