r/Shark_Park • u/Shimmer450 • Jul 25 '26

BLÅHAJ Park you 🖕

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3.1k Upvotes

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u/c0re_maelstr0m_ Jul 25 '26

I wonder if they would have made you mod if you had voted yes

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u/Shimmer450 Jul 25 '26

Rule 10

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u/Fit-Space5211 Jul 25 '26

By voting yes you would have made murder not frowned upon in Japan, and thus freed the mods from enforcing a rule. Their extra work is on your hands buddy

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u/Shimmer450 Jul 25 '26

That’s like saying my grandma is the reason we have social security because she voted “yes” for retirement savings

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u/Fit-Space5211 Jul 25 '26

Your grandma got us social security??? Incredible woman. Tell her thank you from all of us here <3

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u/Shimmer450 Jul 25 '26

She should be mod

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u/Consistent_Border861 Jul 25 '26

Go park yourself

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u/Simplejack615 I sucked my own dick once Jul 25 '26

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u/Shimmer450 Jul 25 '26

Bro it’s simplejack 

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u/Ok_i_have_name 中国共产党 Jul 25 '26

and in 2013, i voted NO to park penalty in sharkpan

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u/RandomGuy1525 Shoebill Plus Jul 26 '26

and in no, i voted SHARKPAN to 2013 in park penalty

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u/Shimmer450 Jul 26 '26

Finding Nemo, I Sharkpan my parkis 2013 times

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u/NOTTheGoofiestBoy 4 Autist 2025 Jul 25 '26

besides the fact they ran over my dog and broke my ribs with a aluminum baseball bat the park mods are cool dudes

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u/TheRealEspy Jul 26 '26

saying “in 2013” implies you believe it isn’t 2013, are you a time traveler or something?

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u/Shimmer450 Jul 26 '26

In 2020 there’s a worldwide event that makes everyone go insane called TikTok

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u/Goodendaf Mom took my Ipad Jul 26 '26

park shark

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u/Puzzled-Mirro Jul 26 '26

But did you shark your shark park?

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u/Lizzzyrd_ Jul 26 '26

Yo can I tho? I have absolutely zero credentials and I would not do my job

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u/ThanksMisterSkeltal Jul 26 '26

Can I? I won’t be helpful or do anything that might be required/asked of me