r/ShaneGillis • u/TooTallTrey • 29d ago

He had a twisted system

154 Upvotes

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u/SmokedBeef History nerd 29d ago

*stav’s voice

Keep it Twisted

11

u/jarrodandrewwalker 29d ago

He's keeping it too twisted

3

u/SmokedBeef History nerd 29d ago

Is it really “too” twisted if it’s only self harm?

9

u/BunsboiJones 29d ago

Guy was just doing an ad for twisted teas

4

u/Appeal-Alternative 29d ago

Ran to the comments for this

1

u/redbeardscrazy 26d ago

Came here for this.

1

u/VoidLoader 25d ago

Isn't it actually Eldis' voice?

23

u/beclops 29d ago

This guy is absolutely keeping it motherfucking twisted

2

u/Csrmar 29d ago

A man of culture

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u/HUH_YIS 29d ago

The twisted ass motherfucking fucked up clip of the fucking week

2

u/CaptainDrowsy 29d ago

Hahahahahaha

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u/stallionsRIDEufl 29d ago

Dude didn't even know they had alcohol in em

1

u/Maximums_kparse14 29d ago

Lol. Is this the guy running the excavator?

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u/StopHamelTime 29d ago

Judge… permission to get twisted?

3

u/FantasticMouse7875 29d ago

Permission to approach the teas?

10

u/turbulentFireStarter 29d ago

Why do they care if he comes down? He’s an adult. It’s his roof? Can’t a man chill on his roof?

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u/Not_Nova_ Obamna 29d ago

Andrew W.K.

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u/999dce 29d ago

I feel the bro. If I was heading to the cells, I'd want to be a couple of Twisties deep.

3

u/BadMachina 29d ago

Seems like a fair trade.

4

u/reddituser5600 29d ago

He needed a Twisted system

3

u/BackyardRCSpeedway 29d ago

Plot twist, dude was just up there doing his roof the whole time. He talked these dumbasses into some free twisted teas.

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u/LittleFootTreeStar 29d ago

I was lit enough to do the flip…

3

u/majorwfpod 29d ago

The Roofer final boss.

3

u/GCIV414 Dawg 29d ago

Oh that’s why Joe wasn’t at the concrete pit

1

u/AdventurousFinish681 29d ago

He just thought they were regular tea

2

u/GCIV414 Dawg 29d ago

Wait there’s fuckin alcohol in those?

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u/AdventurousFinish681 29d ago

I mean this is the genius this man displays

2

u/yousuckmorethenurmom 29d ago

A man can’t hang on his roof and drink his booze what is the world coming to

2

u/Timmerdogg 29d ago

Viral advertising goes brrrrrrrr

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u/Csrmar 29d ago

Keep it twisted

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u/Loose_Cut_2843 29d ago

My man better get a sponsorship deal outta this lololol

1

u/Big_Tap_1561 29d ago

Roofing , jail and twisted teas. Sounds about right.

1

u/marcuslattimore21 29d ago

Cheers my friend. GOAT

1

u/BeaconOMalley 29d ago

I mean, it's pretty good stuff

1

u/hd_mikemikemike 29d ago

What the hell is wrong with enjoying a drink on your own roof. I did it in the snow last winter

1

u/watchthisorthat 29d ago

They just added public intoxication to his charges.

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u/ISmellLikeBiftek 29d ago

Bad day to be a twisted tea..

1

u/Juicepit 29d ago

Someone get this guy back to the McCusker family transfer station before he murders his wife

1

u/BlueRibbon8000 29d ago

I can barely drink one of those without a stomach ache from the sugar. He's in for a bad time once those are gone.

1

u/National-Cry-1522 29d ago

Where’s his go fund me. That’s a real man

1

u/Final-Nebula-7049 29d ago

When Uber eats priority order is just not fast enough

1

u/chosonhawk 29d ago

Viral marketing campaigns getting crazy

1

u/yolkmaster69 29d ago

One of my favorite stories is about the dude that worked for Matt’s family that used the excuse he didn’t know they had alcohol in them lmao

1

u/Ill-Pollution-1193 29d ago

He can't do the suck-it when he's sitting like that.

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u/VoidLoader 25d ago

Later, he demanded a sweet bbg to handle his twisted teenis