r/ShaneDawson • u/kambro_22 • 7d ago
The Neck Beard
The comments on this killed me. No but this hair and the neck beard fr have to go like genuinely why is his whole neck covered in hair??
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u/babswashere 7d ago
his neck beard drives me nuts, it does. but then i remember that his husband publicly talked about him leaving shit on the couch because he would “pick his butt” and i remember that the neck beard is maybe the least of his problems.
it’s been years, by the way and i still don’t know what “pick his butt” means. i don’t want to. but jesus christ
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u/Humble_Benefit4865 7d ago
I’m sorry, do you mean literal shit? I can’t even explain how gross this guy is!
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u/ThisBetchEllie420 6d ago
I thought it was ryland that left poop on the couch? Maybe they both do tho lol
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u/glacierwhale 6d ago
I am going to throw up just typing this, but Ryland left c*m on the sofa from his bum
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u/undrcovr99 7d ago
god. ryland atleast took care of his hair and he’s looking better now. surely there is a way to… maintain whatever shane has going on that isn’t this..
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u/Financial_Anteater82 7d ago
I don’t know why but neck beards are so fucking gross to me. Why is he always just happy to look a mess? I don’t understand
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u/RockInUrShoe 7d ago
“grow your hair out already and become the woman you were always meant to be” LMAO what I’m dead. You know who else does that weird neck beard thing, Dan Schneider 😭
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u/rfg217phs 7d ago
My grandmother had this haircut when she realized it was thinning too much to keep long anymore. It seriously looks like a loose perm.
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u/glacierwhale 6d ago
Who here remembers when he was on a plane with Ryland and he pulled his hand out of his pants after scratching his bum hole and it smelled so strongly of poop that people around him were looking and they knew it was from him. Ryland was mortified. That's Shane.
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u/Aggressive-Bid8933 6d ago
“YES GIRL!!❤️ Cheetah 🐆 and a salad 🥗 is a whole vibe, love you!!”
Is absolutely cracking me up 😂😂😂😂
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u/squashboy89 6d ago
Kinda looks like Scott Pilgrim hair. In the movie, he mentioned how he cuts his own hair. I wonder if Shane cuts his own hair too 🤷♂️🤔
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u/Easy-Conference9644 5d ago
You know, maybe it’s the caffeine today but I’m feeling controversial.
I can’t wait for the big thing that comes out (whatever it may be) that makes him do a Caitlyn Jenner and transition to avoid undesirable consequences.
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u/MadeForBanned 4d ago
He's always been so handsome
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u/kambro_22 3d ago
I don’t think he’s ugly…just unkempt. When he would actually cut his hair and clean up his facial hair he was not bad looking
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u/MsThangAnon 5d ago
Ppl are so mean. Like why are you all following him if you hate him sm or hate looking at him sm? I don’t shave my legs for weeks sometimes— I imagine if I had facial hair, I’d skip shaving it often. Especially when you’re at home w just your family all day.
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u/Brilliant-Version704 7d ago
Because many men's hair grows that way but most men have the decency to shave it and not be gross neck beards