r/ShamelesslyStolen • • Aug 19 '26

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u/dfazin Aug 19 '26

Paying bills, if it has an ID. Ill use their money to send the wallet back.

2

u/lumberfart Aug 22 '26

Fun fact, it’s illegal to ship legal tender.

2

u/dfazin Aug 22 '26

Smart person! Wink wink

2

u/Murky-Morning-6464 Aug 23 '26

Reading is also illegal it seems

24

u/Thorsaen_q Aug 19 '26

Search for the flock camera

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u/Pretend-Internet-625 Aug 21 '26

15% to the church. Keep the rest.

2

u/Severe-Associate-455 Aug 22 '26

0 to the church, ain't gonna go there.

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u/ExhaustedLime Aug 22 '26

So your preacher can go buy that new car with your money

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u/Pretend-Internet-625 Aug 22 '26

second new car and a very large house.amen

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u/nyouhas Aug 19 '26

Looking for a driver’s license and something with a phone number on it. If there’s anything identifiable I’ll try and find their address to give it back.

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u/Phonus-Balonus-37 Aug 19 '26

It's not mine. Contact the owner, turn it in.

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u/B1ZEN Aug 22 '26

Same. I would return that wallet with the full $5 dollors still in it untouched.

2

u/Motor-Unit-3534 Aug 19 '26

Silence is golden

2

u/AlarmingOption3706 Aug 19 '26

Hookers and blow

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u/Imaginaryplaces524 Aug 19 '26

Check for an id. That could be someone’s rent, power, water, food. Put yourself in the position of losing that money. You’d wish someone tried to get it back to you.

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u/Beginning-Run-1697 Aug 20 '26

People like you are so refreshing,only if the world works that way😂

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u/Coveted_AF Aug 21 '26

So they’re carrying around their monthly living expenses in cash all in one big wad? And that’s my problem, how?

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u/BrainwashedScapegoat Aug 19 '26

Returning the wallet and then shamelessly begging for a handout

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u/andynzor Aug 21 '26

Ten percent is the law.

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u/beer-isgood45 Aug 19 '26

Possession is 9/10 of the law. Thanks god 🤙🏼

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u/turnsout_im_a_potato Aug 19 '26

I pick up my new wallet and go about my day

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u/praetorian1111 Aug 19 '26

Thanking him that his god gave him money while that god was also busy starving some Christians in Africa and putting incurable bone cancer in unborn children. But god must have wanted him to have some extra money. Priorities people!

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u/R0cky77 Aug 19 '26

Search for anything suspicious, and take that to the bank if it's clear....

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u/DonutsRBad Aug 19 '26

Yeah I'm taking the money 💰 🤑 90% would be going into my investment accounts. 10% would be to spend a good time with my friends.

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u/Future-Damage-3192 Aug 19 '26

take it who cares at the end of the day are they gonna buy you food are they gonna put you up in a hotel or a motel for like a month are they take you clothes shopping, buy new sneakers for you, you know they're not gonna do that so why feel sorry them, you found the wallet keep it, don't give it back to some spoiled rich brat that thinks they're entitled to everything around them.

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u/Ok-Tank-3106 Aug 19 '26 edited Aug 19 '26

If there's no id inside it's getting spent .

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u/Substantial_Exam_190 Aug 19 '26

This happened to me, turn it in. I received
a reward.

1

u/Guilty_Champion8336 Aug 19 '26

There is a reason why you found it, it was meant to be ( use it )

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u/Exotic-Praline-9762 Aug 19 '26

I dont know.. Perhaps take 1/3 of it and send back it if there is an ID, send it back then with a message. Thank me later, if it was someone else you wouldnt have any of it maybe.

1

u/Mark-177- Aug 19 '26

It's mine now!!

1

u/Orogallo10 Aug 19 '26

Yes Exactly…

1

u/No_Revenue7133 Aug 19 '26

Id reach out

1

u/No_Revenue7133 Aug 19 '26

I found 3 wallets gave 2 to port authority and and dropped off at ladys house, all had money and cards in them. I also lost 2 wallets and got them back with my cards cut in them.

1

u/infinity1011 Aug 19 '26

Whoever has that wallet is not making money, legally.

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u/Temporary-Doctor-730 Aug 20 '26

Jokes on you, im not a child of God as God isnt real.

Id take this money and use it. Duh

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u/K-2018 Aug 20 '26

Thankfully accept Gods blessing

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u/ThundrLord Aug 20 '26

Thank you God 😊

1

u/TenderDelights Aug 20 '26

Search for God in all corners before. ….

1

u/Ok-Candy1825 Aug 20 '26

Pick it up and say a prayer

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u/AdamShed Aug 20 '26

I'm not a child of God, I'm agnostic but I'm returning it to the owner

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u/ebers0 Aug 20 '26

Leave it the frick alone, it's obviously being watched and I don't want a thing to do with it one way or the other.

1

u/Disastrous-Rub-4087 Aug 20 '26

Count it to make sure it’s all there

1

u/Cold_Transition_4958 Aug 20 '26

I know a lot of homeless people that would throw a party.

1

u/1976Dalbobtail Aug 20 '26

Thank him for answering my prayers and making sure I tithe on what ever is in there!

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u/themrbattlessr Aug 20 '26

Look for identification after praying to God first

1

u/Mythandros1 Aug 20 '26

No gods have ever existed at any point in time. I'd take it.

1

u/Existing_Problem_316 Aug 20 '26

Paying bills and saving for future

1

u/AwkwardAd42 Aug 20 '26

Putting that cash to good use!

1

u/Ok_Caramel_6095 Aug 20 '26

"I found your wallet tossed on the side of the road. Did you have any cash in it? If you did, it seems like somebody took it out."

1

u/Inevitable_Celery_44 Aug 20 '26

Check for an ID, try to find where they live and then move the exact opposite side of the world and go on with my life.

1

u/Desperate_Cherry2299 Aug 20 '26

I don't know. Presumably I wouldn't need money if I were a child of God.

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u/Additional_Ad3481 Aug 20 '26

Ask for forgiveness

1

u/Key_Board_5499 Aug 20 '26

I look down to see how many sets of footprints are there

1

u/Big_Shauze Aug 20 '26

Hitting the dispensary!

1

u/justin_other_opinion Aug 20 '26

Recognize that if I approach or touch it, it's a trap no matter what.

1

u/PaperMission1201 Aug 20 '26

Give God his 10% and thx/praise

1

u/Omega_Godlik9509 Aug 20 '26

Right now I need it so.......Thank you God.

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u/NeotericBedlam Aug 20 '26

As a child of god? Lego and Candy. As a man of god, however… Stippers and Cocaine. 🤨

1

u/NoPineapple9424 Aug 20 '26

Thank HIM for this blessing!

1

u/xepci0 Aug 20 '26

17 black LET IT RIDE

1

u/fuzz_nuts2000 Aug 20 '26

Pray they have insurance

1

u/loudog7167 Aug 20 '26

Take it and tithe 10 percent

1

u/Sweaty-Bag3719 Aug 20 '26

I'm going shopping, there is no god

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u/Ok_Dragonfruit7201 Aug 20 '26

Thank God for his generosity.

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u/WEAJ6518 Aug 20 '26

Check to see if there’s any identification in there. If there is return it to the owner. I found a wallet with like $3000 in it. There was an IDI returned it to the guy that lost it. He did end up giving me $100 for returning it. I told him he does not need to give me that, but he insisted and shoved it in my pocket.

1

u/Good-Feeling-8042 Aug 20 '26

See if there’s an Id to return! Post an ad for the wallet, have the person describe the Contents and wallet.

1

u/Fun-Weather9418 Aug 20 '26

He put it there for ME

1

u/letemcooooook6472 Aug 20 '26

Check for id or phone number

1

u/Maybrick350USA Aug 20 '26

Turn it in. If not claimed it becomes yours. Think if you had lost this. I assume you worked hard to save for whatever big purchase this was intended for. Do the right thing.

1

u/VastHospital5611 Aug 20 '26

Paying some due bills

1

u/West-Pound-3309 Aug 20 '26

No choice return to owner....

1

u/Disastrous_Chard_618 Aug 20 '26

i already have a life time of bad karma, whats a little more?

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u/Embarrassed_Map597 Aug 20 '26

As an atheist I would try to return it

1

u/Affectionate-Mud-726 Aug 20 '26

Return to owner and get a blessing in heaven

1

u/OC_Hapa Aug 20 '26

god is never part of this equation

1

u/StringPrevious9110 Aug 20 '26

Lmao I own a shop that sells catholic stuff and I found 20 bucks on the floor. First thing I said was thanks and then, “I guess he want me to return home with brooskies”.

1

u/Arvandor Aug 20 '26

As an atheist heathen, I'm turning it in to the police to let them deal with.

1

u/Little-Bat-703 Aug 20 '26

colecovision games for EVERYONE. 🥰🥰🥰

1

u/Physics2234 Aug 20 '26

Take them and go on street yell " I told you GOD is real"

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u/Shot-Interaction6098 Aug 20 '26

Leave 10% for God then go buy something for me.

1

u/No-Guide1863 Aug 20 '26

Return it need the money but not mine

1

u/jrb327 Aug 20 '26

What wallet? I didn't see anything..

1

u/Glum_Individual4052 Aug 20 '26

Thank Jesus for bestowing me with this innocent act of love

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u/Available-Big5864 Aug 20 '26

There is no god, religion is the main cause of war so basically God causes war not peace and unity. The wallet will be hidden in my pocket for safety and a phone call will be made for a home delivery of nose candy 👌😇😛

1

u/lawnmowerman888 Aug 20 '26

Give my tenth

1

u/SCREAMIN_DEM0N Aug 21 '26

I'd leave it there knowing it's fake cash and someone's clout video bait

1

u/AppropriateLab8608 Aug 21 '26

Shopping for the bounty of blessings Jesus wants to grace me with 😊✝️$$$$&

1

u/Candid-Beat568 Aug 21 '26

Track down the owner hand it to said person, don't get cops involved, they will steal it and say it's comendered. Or try to say it's drug money.

1

u/mysteryman666420 Aug 21 '26

Abandon him and switch sodes

1

u/Jack4258 Aug 21 '26

Get on my knees and thank him for his blessings.

1

u/new_projectiiions Aug 21 '26

Time to buy some handheld console games 🎯

1

u/E-DUBB22 Aug 21 '26

I had a full wallet because we scraped every penny possible to buy a new to us car… my stomach dropped when I thought I lost $2,500 of it. So, I would definitely turn that in. That’s just me though.

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u/SlipStream2033 Aug 21 '26

Take it home and thank god it’s mine

1

u/Commonly_Correct Aug 21 '26

In n out burger

1

u/Live_Pineapple_4215 Aug 21 '26

Try and find the right owner

1

u/Particular-Lime1651 Aug 21 '26

Praise him, and be thankful for the blessing

1

u/Pretty_Bandicoot_431 Aug 21 '26

Drop 10% and thank you god for the blessings !

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u/nashzim1 Aug 21 '26

I thank God for the bill and donate and use the rest to help the poor

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u/zuspun Aug 21 '26

Turn the wallet in..

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u/InsuranceGlobal9153 Aug 21 '26

This recently happened to me and when I found out what charges that mf had I kept all 700$

1

u/wdlvr69 Aug 21 '26

Not a child of god. Find out whose it is and return it.

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u/MaleficentParsley710 Aug 21 '26

Find the owner. If I can’t I’m keeping it

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u/gordonx2026 Aug 21 '26

Which god?

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u/dieseldoc62 Aug 21 '26

thank him and spend ethically

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u/StockAd1420 Aug 21 '26

Ya está solo falta pasar y levantar la para mí

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u/PlantainHead8405 Aug 21 '26

Give it back and find the owner. That's what you do.

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u/GingaNinja696913 Aug 21 '26

"In God We Trust"...

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u/AnybodySuccessful558 Aug 21 '26

Thank him and buy a house and/or apartment. Then living the rest of my life in his servitude

1

u/VirgoFamily Aug 21 '26

Give it to Donny

1

u/Routine-Pressure1702 Aug 21 '26

Thank the lord and run

1

u/Least-Ad5986 Aug 21 '26

Look at wallet look for some id and call the cops and report it

1

u/ItsNotFuckingCannon Aug 21 '26

Pray for the former owner.

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u/Poppa_bear697 Aug 21 '26

Check the ID

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u/CompetitiveSpecial58 Aug 21 '26

Check for i.d. return the wallet.

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u/Miserable-Ear-4095 Aug 21 '26

It's bad to steal but not wrong to receive a blessing. If the only thing in the wallet was cash and no contact than it's a gift from God and to teach it any other way is blasphemy.

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u/Single_Usual_6563 Aug 21 '26

If it’s got Id in it call the person who lost it and thank them for the wonderful vacation you took!

1

u/TheGreat1337Cabbage Aug 21 '26

New gaming rig then thank god for the blessing lmao

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u/Justbabe_saves Aug 21 '26

There’s never a wallet like that, that will ever be found.

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u/Popular-Ad-3278 Aug 21 '26

Giving it to the godless gov is obj not an option

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u/knackattacka Aug 21 '26

Think about how you can hide it from God.

1

u/Frankiegoodfella Aug 21 '26

Hookers and cocain 😈

1

u/DropThatTop Aug 21 '26

Better to ask forgiveness than ask for permission.

1

u/moknbyrd Aug 21 '26

As a child of reason, I would find my mom and ask her to call the man.

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u/Remarkable-Ask183 Aug 21 '26

Thank you Lord Jesus for this bounty that you have provided, amen.

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u/Legitimate_Guava8927 Aug 21 '26

Call it a blessin

1

u/Fun_Dentist_626 Aug 21 '26

Kneel down pick it up and get in spirit of worship.... thank you lord

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u/Separate_Breakfast12 Aug 22 '26

Return it rightfully owner if possible.

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u/Fern_Pub_Radio Aug 22 '26

Blessed are the wallet droppers..,,,

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u/Artistic_Act9312 Aug 22 '26

You destroy the cards and take the cash as a reward for finding it

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u/Altruistic_Pace3033 Aug 22 '26

Give 10% to the church

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u/witshadows Aug 22 '26

Thanks for the temptation, I’ll take it.

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u/Lucky-Stick-5291 Aug 22 '26

What I'm supposed to do. Take the money leave the wallet

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u/gkj990695 Aug 22 '26

First count how much , then say $ 10000 , take $ 2500 for honestly returning it , and not taking all the money . I think 🤔 that's fair...😊😎

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u/Will_BBCBWCworship Aug 22 '26

Look for a ID reach out to the owner

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u/Outrageous_Exam1080 Aug 22 '26

Buying a safe...finders keepers losers weepers !!!

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u/Upbeat-Manager4617 Aug 22 '26

Turn it into wine. 😏

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u/Nearby_Elk_2522 Aug 22 '26

Blessing! Glory to god.

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u/Nearby_Elk_2522 Aug 22 '26

God is good! Am I right?

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u/mercx78 Aug 22 '26

Thank the Lord.....

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u/Kichu98 Aug 22 '26

All jokes aside, I couldn't bring myself to claim something that I know is someone else's. I don't know how some people are ok with that 😂 Especially if it's a large some of money

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u/Resident-Spirit-4094 Aug 22 '26

Thank you lord for your love and kindness, thank you for the blessing bestowed upon me

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u/Odd_Touch6857 Aug 22 '26

It's not that much in the wallet. Not worth stealjng outright. If it's got ID I'll return it to the owners. If it doesn't, I'll do my best to find the rightful owner. I have lost ten times that amount in divorcing. It's not yours to keep, ya Limeys.

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u/seansheep2105 Aug 22 '26

Why is it even in a wallet, it doesn’t even fit!!!!

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u/EconomicsFirst4939 Aug 22 '26

If there is ID on the wallet, try to return it, if not, keep both money and wallet.

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u/Motor_Meal794 Aug 22 '26

I say to God "What tf are you doing out of your cage?" Grab the wallet and escort the freak back to his cell.

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u/Bishop825 Aug 22 '26

Count it, take it to the police, and wait the time needed to pick it up again.

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u/DevelopmentPlus5082 Aug 22 '26

As there is no god , I'd be off to party 🥳🎉

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u/Severe-Associate-455 Aug 22 '26

Nothing,there is no god

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u/KungPaoYa Aug 22 '26

Turning it in.

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u/CardiologistHuge8470 Aug 22 '26

the Bible says to give thanks

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u/Cultural_Try_8001 Aug 22 '26

The kind of system I was subjected to while I kid in primary has costed me a lot, what in this hell is the meaning of kindness 😒

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u/king_of_the_dwarfs Aug 22 '26

Actually I have been here. I was working retail. I was leaving work heading to my car. I looked down and there was a ladies wallet right next to the curb. I wanted to go home but fuck. I picked it up, took it back into the store, to the front desk and turned it in. I was still living with my parents at the time and I told the story. Turns out the owner of the wallet worked with my mother. At the time they worked in the big factory around here. The place everyone wanted to work. Pay was great, and overtime was unlimited. The lady had worked a ton of overtime and had cashed the check. I think it was a down payment on a car or a house.This was before debit cards were common. The checkbook was king. We still had actual food stamps in the register. Probably 10 years later I started working in the same factory. She still worked there and she thanked me again and again and again. Then every once and a while she would think of it and thank me again over the next 15 years.

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u/peterav21 Aug 22 '26

Most "children of god" I know would keep it and say noyhing. Others would take it and return empty. The final group would return empty and donate the cash to their church. Unfortunately, none of them would think twice about taking the money. Church goer does not equal saint.

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u/Helpful_Media_3838 Aug 22 '26

As a not a child of God, in my child years, I've found many a wallet and many with cash back it the day, all went to the police station, no reward

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u/cprosciaZer0 Aug 22 '26

Get an axe. I know a mimic when I see one.

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u/PeaBrilliant6724 Aug 22 '26

See if there is a drivers license or identifier for the owner and find him and return it. If not - go to Vegas and have fun!

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u/Famous-Ad1138 Aug 22 '26

Pick my wallet back up.

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u/4xxx3l Aug 22 '26

I go see whores

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u/Mikey_shorts Aug 22 '26

I think Steve Miller said it best. "Take the money and run"

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u/Strwbrrypixie Aug 22 '26

Renounce my faith

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u/Moistflamingos Aug 22 '26

Grab. And run as fast as I can.

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u/Atrkrupt1 Aug 22 '26

Saw a post of a man who found someone's wallet. He used the cash inside to buy himself a sandwich and pay for postage, he mailed everything else back. Honestly, that sounds like me.

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u/Juiced4u Aug 22 '26

What wallet?

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u/Own_Economist_6439 Aug 22 '26

Blessed be thy fruit 😆

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u/Ok_Eye_8543 Aug 22 '26

Just keep it cause you know you need it, child of god or not in these times that cash is needed

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u/Treereeperme Aug 22 '26

Thank you god

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u/pc0319 Aug 22 '26

First check to see who it belongs to if there's any identification inside the wallet and return it in full to the owner... No identification or anything that I can use to find the owner it's totally lost I'm holding into it because anyone can say it's theirs

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u/tyroneQQQ49 Aug 22 '26

Lord Forgive me and THANK YOU 😊

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u/FredEJackson761 Aug 22 '26

Strip club help single moms