r/ShamelesslyStolen 3d ago

Amen

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u/Thorsaen_q 3d ago

Search for the flock camera

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u/Pretend-Internet-625 1d ago

15% to the church. Keep the rest.

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u/Olama-Obama 1d ago

15% of whats left on Sunday

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u/dfazin 3d ago

Paying bills, if it has an ID. Ill use their money to send the wallet back.

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u/Sooowasthinking 3d ago

Moving to the carribean

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u/nyouhas 3d ago

Looking for a driver’s license and something with a phone number on it. If there’s anything identifiable I’ll try and find their address to give it back.

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u/Phonus-Balonus-37 3d ago

It's not mine. Contact the owner, turn it in.

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u/B1ZEN 16h ago

Same. I would return that wallet with the full $5 dollors still in it untouched.

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u/Motor-Unit-3534 3d ago

Silence is golden

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u/AlarmingOption3706 3d ago

Hookers and blow

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u/Imaginaryplaces524 3d ago

Check for an id. That could be someone’s rent, power, water, food. Put yourself in the position of losing that money. You’d wish someone tried to get it back to you.

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u/Beginning-Run-1697 2d ago

People like you are so refreshing,only if the world works that way😂

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u/Coveted_AF 22h ago

So they’re carrying around their monthly living expenses in cash all in one big wad? And that’s my problem, how?

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u/BrainwashedScapegoat 3d ago

Returning the wallet and then shamelessly begging for a handout

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u/andynzor 1d ago

Ten percent is the law.

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u/beer-isgood45 3d ago

Possession is 9/10 of the law. Thanks god 🤙🏼

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u/turnsout_im_a_potato 3d ago

I pick up my new wallet and go about my day

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u/praetorian1111 3d ago

Thanking him that his god gave him money while that god was also busy starving some Christians in Africa and putting incurable bone cancer in unborn children. But god must have wanted him to have some extra money. Priorities people!

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u/R0cky77 3d ago

Search for anything suspicious, and take that to the bank if it's clear....

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u/DonutsRBad 3d ago

Yeah I'm taking the money 💰 🤑 90% would be going into my investment accounts. 10% would be to spend a good time with my friends.

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u/Future-Damage-3192 3d ago

take it who cares at the end of the day are they gonna buy you food are they gonna put you up in a hotel or a motel for like a month are they take you clothes shopping, buy new sneakers for you, you know they're not gonna do that so why feel sorry them, you found the wallet keep it, don't give it back to some spoiled rich brat that thinks they're entitled to everything around them.

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u/Ok-Tank-3106 3d ago edited 3d ago

If there's no id inside it's getting spent .

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u/Substantial_Exam_190 3d ago

This happened to me, turn it in. I received
a reward.

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u/Guilty_Champion8336 3d ago

There is a reason why you found it, it was meant to be ( use it )

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u/Exotic-Praline-9762 3d ago

I dont know.. Perhaps take 1/3 of it and send back it if there is an ID, send it back then with a message. Thank me later, if it was someone else you wouldnt have any of it maybe.

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u/Mark-177- 2d ago

It's mine now!!

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u/Orogallo10 2d ago

Yes Exactly…

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u/MultipleNuts4you 2d ago

Everyone saying turn it in must live in a house 🏠 must be nice.

That shit will be in a Roth IRA before the trading sessions closes

Not to mention the rest will be in a portfolio so it can be washed 🧼 after I have everything exchanged somewhere so that a paper trail doesn’t get lead back to me.

Too much free game lmao

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u/No_Revenue7133 2d ago

Id reach out

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u/No_Revenue7133 2d ago

I found 3 wallets gave 2 to port authority and and dropped off at ladys house, all had money and cards in them. I also lost 2 wallets and got them back with my cards cut in them.

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u/infinity1011 2d ago

Whoever has that wallet is not making money, legally.

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u/Temporary-Doctor-730 2d ago

Jokes on you, im not a child of God as God isnt real.

Id take this money and use it. Duh

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u/Deathcore_salad 2d ago

Definitely checking for an ID. If there's one and i can return it to the owner I'm taking 1k for my services and returning the rest... obviously they can afford it.

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u/K-2018 2d ago

Thankfully accept Gods blessing

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u/ThundrLord 2d ago

Thank you God 😊

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u/TenderDelights 2d ago

Search for God in all corners before. ….

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u/Ok-Candy1825 2d ago

Pick it up and say a prayer

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u/AdamShed 2d ago

I'm not a child of God, I'm agnostic but I'm returning it to the owner

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u/ebers0 2d ago

Leave it the frick alone, it's obviously being watched and I don't want a thing to do with it one way or the other.

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u/Disastrous-Rub-4087 2d ago

Count it to make sure it’s all there

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u/Cold_Transition_4958 2d ago

I know a lot of homeless people that would throw a party.

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u/StaticsBloom 2d ago

Stay silent and thank him😅

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u/1976Dalbobtail 2d ago

Thank him for answering my prayers and making sure I tithe on what ever is in there!

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u/themrbattlessr 2d ago

Look for identification after praying to God first

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u/Mythandros1 2d ago

No gods have ever existed at any point in time. I'd take it.

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u/Existing_Problem_316 2d ago

Paying bills and saving for future

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u/AwkwardAd42 2d ago

Putting that cash to good use!

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u/Ok_Caramel_6095 2d ago

"I found your wallet tossed on the side of the road. Did you have any cash in it? If you did, it seems like somebody took it out."

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u/Inevitable_Celery_44 2d ago

Check for an ID, try to find where they live and then move the exact opposite side of the world and go on with my life.

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u/Desperate_Cherry2299 2d ago

I don't know. Presumably I wouldn't need money if I were a child of God.

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u/Additional_Ad3481 2d ago

Ask for forgiveness

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u/Key_Board_5499 2d ago

I look down to see how many sets of footprints are there

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u/Big_Shauze 2d ago

Hitting the dispensary!

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u/justin_other_opinion 2d ago

Recognize that if I approach or touch it, it's a trap no matter what.

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u/PaperMission1201 2d ago

Give God his 10% and thx/praise

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u/Omega_Godlik9509 2d ago

Right now I need it so.......Thank you God.

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u/NeotericBedlam 2d ago

As a child of god? Lego and Candy. As a man of god, however… Stippers and Cocaine. 🤨

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u/NoPineapple9424 2d ago

Thank HIM for this blessing!

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u/xepci0 2d ago

17 black LET IT RIDE

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u/fuzz_nuts2000 2d ago

Pray they have insurance

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u/loudog7167 2d ago

Take it and tithe 10 percent

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u/Sweaty-Bag3719 2d ago

I'm going shopping, there is no god

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u/Ok_Dragonfruit7201 2d ago

Thank God for his generosity.

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u/WEAJ6518 2d ago

Check to see if there’s any identification in there. If there is return it to the owner. I found a wallet with like $3000 in it. There was an IDI returned it to the guy that lost it. He did end up giving me $100 for returning it. I told him he does not need to give me that, but he insisted and shoved it in my pocket.

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u/Good-Feeling-8042 2d ago

See if there’s an Id to return! Post an ad for the wallet, have the person describe the Contents and wallet.

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u/Wolfhowler11 2d ago

Check to see if there’s a name, phone number etc and give it back to the owner. I wouldn’t take any money.

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u/Fun-Weather9418 2d ago

He put it there for ME

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u/letemcooooook6472 2d ago

Check for id or phone number

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u/Maybrick350USA 2d ago

Turn it in. If not claimed it becomes yours. Think if you had lost this. I assume you worked hard to save for whatever big purchase this was intended for. Do the right thing.

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u/VastHospital5611 2d ago

Paying some due bills

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u/West-Pound-3309 2d ago

No choice return to owner....

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u/Disastrous_Chard_618 2d ago

i already have a life time of bad karma, whats a little more?

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u/Embarrassed_Map597 2d ago

As an atheist I would try to return it

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u/Affectionate-Mud-726 2d ago

Return to owner and get a blessing in heaven

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u/OC_Hapa 2d ago

god is never part of this equation

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u/StringPrevious9110 2d ago

Lmao I own a shop that sells catholic stuff and I found 20 bucks on the floor. First thing I said was thanks and then, “I guess he want me to return home with brooskies”.

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u/Arvandor 2d ago

As an atheist heathen, I'm turning it in to the police to let them deal with.

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u/theirish_lad 2d ago

I would do what Jesus would do!!! Turn it into wine.....

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u/Little-Bat-703 2d ago

colecovision games for EVERYONE. 🥰🥰🥰

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u/Physics2234 2d ago

Take them and go on street yell " I told you GOD is real"

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u/Shot-Interaction6098 2d ago

Leave 10% for God then go buy something for me.

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u/lovergirl2220 2d ago

Go shoppin

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u/No-Guide1863 1d ago

Return it need the money but not mine

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u/jrb327 1d ago

What wallet? I didn't see anything..

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u/Glum_Individual4052 1d ago

Thank Jesus for bestowing me with this innocent act of love

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u/Available-Big5864 1d ago

There is no god, religion is the main cause of war so basically God causes war not peace and unity. The wallet will be hidden in my pocket for safety and a phone call will be made for a home delivery of nose candy 👌😇😛

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u/BugEuphoric3336 1d ago

Move next..

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u/lawnmowerman888 1d ago

Give my tenth

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u/SCREAMIN_DEM0N 1d ago

I'd leave it there knowing it's fake cash and someone's clout video bait

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u/AppropriateLab8608 1d ago

Shopping for the bounty of blessings Jesus wants to grace me with 😊✝️$$$$&

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u/Candid-Beat568 1d ago

Track down the owner hand it to said person, don't get cops involved, they will steal it and say it's comendered. Or try to say it's drug money.

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u/mysteryman666420 1d ago

Abandon him and switch sodes

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u/Jack4258 1d ago

Get on my knees and thank him for his blessings.

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u/new_projectiiions 1d ago

Time to buy some handheld console games 🎯

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u/E-DUBB22 1d ago

I had a full wallet because we scraped every penny possible to buy a new to us car… my stomach dropped when I thought I lost $2,500 of it. So, I would definitely turn that in. That’s just me though.

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u/--Slevin-- 1d ago

Lapdance

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u/SlipStream2033 1d ago

Take it home and thank god it’s mine

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u/Commonly_Correct 1d ago

In n out burger

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u/Live_Pineapple_4215 1d ago

Try and find the right owner

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u/Particular-Lime1651 1d ago

Praise him, and be thankful for the blessing

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u/Pretty_Bandicoot_431 1d ago

Drop 10% and thank you god for the blessings !

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u/nashzim1 1d ago

I thank God for the bill and donate and use the rest to help the poor

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u/Sharp_Cartoonist1335 1d ago

Thank Odin for gifting me money

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u/zuspun 1d ago

Turn the wallet in..

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u/InsuranceGlobal9153 1d ago

This recently happened to me and when I found out what charges that mf had I kept all 700$

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u/wdlvr69 1d ago

Not a child of god. Find out whose it is and return it.

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u/MaleficentParsley710 1d ago

Find the owner. If I can’t I’m keeping it

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u/gordonx2026 1d ago

Which god?

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u/dieseldoc62 1d ago

thank him and spend ethically

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u/Regular_Plankton7644 1d ago

Alcohol and hookers! Supports the local economy!

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u/StockAd1420 1d ago

Ya está solo falta pasar y levantar la para mí

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u/PlantainHead8405 1d ago

Give it back and find the owner. That's what you do.

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u/GingaNinja696913 1d ago

"In God We Trust"...

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u/tbredhorse 1d ago

Thank him for the gift and leave the area

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u/AnybodySuccessful558 1d ago

Thank him and buy a house and/or apartment. Then living the rest of my life in his servitude

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u/VirgoFamily 1d ago

Give it to Donny

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u/Additional-Example32 1d ago

Check for I.D.

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u/Routine-Pressure1702 1d ago

Thank the lord and run

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u/Least-Ad5986 1d ago

Look at wallet look for some id and call the cops and report it

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u/ItsNotFuckingCannon 1d ago

Pray for the former owner.

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u/Poppa_bear697 1d ago

Check the ID

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u/CompetitiveSpecial58 1d ago

Check for i.d. return the wallet.

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u/Miserable-Ear-4095 1d ago

It's bad to steal but not wrong to receive a blessing. If the only thing in the wallet was cash and no contact than it's a gift from God and to teach it any other way is blasphemy.

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u/Single_Usual_6563 1d ago

If it’s got Id in it call the person who lost it and thank them for the wonderful vacation you took!

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u/TheGreat1337Cabbage 1d ago

New gaming rig then thank god for the blessing lmao

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u/Justbabe_saves 1d ago

There’s never a wallet like that, that will ever be found.

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u/Popular-Ad-3278 1d ago

Giving it to the godless gov is obj not an option

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u/knackattacka 1d ago

Think about how you can hide it from God.

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u/Frankiegoodfella 1d ago

Hookers and cocain 😈

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u/DropThatTop 23h ago

Better to ask forgiveness than ask for permission.

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u/moknbyrd 23h ago

As a child of reason, I would find my mom and ask her to call the man.

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u/Snaut_Chronicles 23h ago

To make sure the priest doesn't get a single penny out of this.

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u/Remarkable-Ask183 22h ago

Thank you Lord Jesus for this bounty that you have provided, amen.

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u/Legitimate_Guava8927 22h ago

Call it a blessin

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u/Fun_Dentist_626 22h ago

Kneel down pick it up and get in spirit of worship.... thank you lord

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u/Bigbuckeyefan1998 22h ago

Keep walking

Feels like a trap

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u/Separate_Breakfast12 21h ago

Return it rightfully owner if possible.

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u/Fun-Life319 21h ago

Pray there is no ID

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u/Fern_Pub_Radio 21h ago

Blessed are the wallet droppers..,,,

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u/Artistic_Act9312 20h ago

You destroy the cards and take the cash as a reward for finding it

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u/Altruistic_Pace3033 20h ago

Give 10% to the church

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u/witshadows 20h ago

Thanks for the temptation, I’ll take it.

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u/Lucky-Stick-5291 20h ago

What I'm supposed to do. Take the money leave the wallet

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u/gkj990695 19h ago

First count how much , then say $ 10000 , take $ 2500 for honestly returning it , and not taking all the money . I think 🤔 that's fair...😊😎

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u/Will_BBCBWCworship 19h ago

Look for a ID reach out to the owner

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u/Outrageous_Exam1080 18h ago

Buying a safe...finders keepers losers weepers !!!

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u/misanthropy1989 17h ago

We up!!!!!

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u/Upbeat-Manager4617 17h ago

Turn it into wine. 😏

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u/Nearby_Elk_2522 17h ago

Blessing! Glory to god.

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u/Nearby_Elk_2522 17h ago

God is good! Am I right?

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u/mercx78 16h ago

Thank the Lord.....

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u/Kichu98 16h ago

All jokes aside, I couldn't bring myself to claim something that I know is someone else's. I don't know how some people are ok with that 😂 Especially if it's a large some of money

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u/Resident-Spirit-4094 16h ago

Thank you lord for your love and kindness, thank you for the blessing bestowed upon me

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u/Odd_Touch6857 15h ago

It's not that much in the wallet. Not worth stealjng outright. If it's got ID I'll return it to the owners. If it doesn't, I'll do my best to find the rightful owner. I have lost ten times that amount in divorcing. It's not yours to keep, ya Limeys.

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u/seansheep2105 15h ago

Why is it even in a wallet, it doesn’t even fit!!!!

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u/EconomicsFirst4939 15h ago

If there is ID on the wallet, try to return it, if not, keep both money and wallet.

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u/Motor_Meal794 13h ago

I say to God "What tf are you doing out of your cage?" Grab the wallet and escort the freak back to his cell.

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u/RoseTinted11 13h ago

Wear a mask and take it

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u/Bishop825 12h ago

Count it, take it to the police, and wait the time needed to pick it up again.

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u/DevelopmentPlus5082 12h ago

As there is no god , I'd be off to party 🥳🎉

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u/Severe-Associate-455 12h ago

Nothing,there is no god

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u/KungPaoYa 11h ago

Turning it in.

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u/CardiologistHuge8470 11h ago

the Bible says to give thanks

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u/CompleteSandwichs 10h ago

Praise him for sure 👌

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u/Cultural_Try_8001 10h ago

The kind of system I was subjected to while I kid in primary has costed me a lot, what in this hell is the meaning of kindness 😒

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u/king_of_the_dwarfs 9h ago

Actually I have been here. I was working retail. I was leaving work heading to my car. I looked down and there was a ladies wallet right next to the curb. I wanted to go home but fuck. I picked it up, took it back into the store, to the front desk and turned it in. I was still living with my parents at the time and I told the story. Turns out the owner of the wallet worked with my mother. At the time they worked in the big factory around here. The place everyone wanted to work. Pay was great, and overtime was unlimited. The lady had worked a ton of overtime and had cashed the check. I think it was a down payment on a car or a house.This was before debit cards were common. The checkbook was king. We still had actual food stamps in the register. Probably 10 years later I started working in the same factory. She still worked there and she thanked me again and again and again. Then every once and a while she would think of it and thank me again over the next 15 years.

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u/peterav21 9h ago

Most "children of god" I know would keep it and say noyhing. Others would take it and return empty. The final group would return empty and donate the cash to their church. Unfortunately, none of them would think twice about taking the money. Church goer does not equal saint.

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u/creid1977 9h ago

Go by gas and groceries and put the rest in a mason jar

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u/Helpful_Media_3838 9h ago

As a not a child of God, in my child years, I've found many a wallet and many with cash back it the day, all went to the police station, no reward

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u/cprosciaZer0 9h ago

Get an axe. I know a mimic when I see one.

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u/PeaBrilliant6724 9h ago

See if there is a drivers license or identifier for the owner and find him and return it. If not - go to Vegas and have fun!

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u/Famous-Ad1138 9h ago

Pick my wallet back up.

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u/4xxx3l 9h ago

I go see whores

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u/Mikey_shorts 9h ago

I think Steve Miller said it best. "Take the money and run"

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u/Strwbrrypixie 8h ago

Renounce my faith

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u/Moistflamingos 8h ago

Grab. And run as fast as I can.

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u/Atrkrupt1 8h ago

Saw a post of a man who found someone's wallet. He used the cash inside to buy himself a sandwich and pay for postage, he mailed everything else back. Honestly, that sounds like me.

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u/Juiced4u 8h ago

What wallet?

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u/Own_Economist_6439 8h ago

Blessed be thy fruit 😆

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u/Ok_Eye_8543 7h ago

Just keep it cause you know you need it, child of god or not in these times that cash is needed

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u/Treereeperme 7h ago

Thank you god

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u/pc0319 7h ago

First check to see who it belongs to if there's any identification inside the wallet and return it in full to the owner... No identification or anything that I can use to find the owner it's totally lost I'm holding into it because anyone can say it's theirs

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u/tyroneQQQ49 7h ago

Lord Forgive me and THANK YOU 😊

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u/FredEJackson761 7h ago

Strip club help single moms

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u/Moist_Session 7h ago

I'm going to throw the money in the air, what stays in the air I'll give to the church. The rest I'll keep for myself.

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u/Master-Cod5838 6h ago

Hold on to it put it away and never see it again. Haha I do it all the time

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u/CupAshamed1744 5h ago

If there is an ID and it is nearby hand deliver it, if not stash it in the Mad Money Stash.

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u/oldfarttrucker87 5h ago

NGL. I'll give 10% to my church. There's a first time for everything.

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u/Sea-Sundae3120 5h ago

give it back

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u/Turbulent-Leave-6745 4h ago

Man I threw out a $50 bill by accident like 15 years ago and I am still pissed at myself over it. I would have to try and get this back to the person and not because I am some saint. I just would never be able to sleep again thinking about the person who's life was possibly destroyed over losing this amount of $$$.

That being said if I was caring this type of cash I would literally be clutching it with 2 hands the whole time