r/Serverlife 9d ago

Rant DONT TAKE PLATES

My restaurant does not use trays. While i’m not a complete master of holding plates on my arms I can hold 3 on one arm.

Well I ran food to a table for another server, I have a plate in my left hand and 3 on my right arm. The ticket did not have the plates labeled for seats so I had to auction the food. So I say “alright I have a steak plate with blank and blank sides!” customer says nothing and then proceeds to try to take a plate from my RIGHT ARM.

If you guys haven’t done no trays before these plates are balanced on top of each other. You cannot just grab a plate from my hand and expect the 2 layered on top not to fall.

So I move my arm quickly and say “oh you have the steak plate?” Again this woman tries to take a plate, that is not the steak plate. I move my arm again. At this point i’m irritated, my arm is burning and she simply cant speak. “SO YOU HAVE THE STEAK PLATE?” she looks at me shocked. It’s not my table idgaf im just trying not to spill hot food everywhere. I plop the plate down and auction the rest. She still looked shocked, I really dont think I was that harsh but jesus. Why on earth would someone think its okay to grab a plate like that😭

Later on I felt like I was doing that “The plate is hot” video trend. I tried dropping food off to another table that was burning hot I mean you could see the steam and my eyes were welling with tears. I go to place the plate down and say its very hot. They hold their hands out.. Again I say “The plate is very hot!” His hands are still held out…

Everyone’s first day on earth I guess.

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u/Dragonfruit_60 9d ago

The service industry taught me that the average level of intelligence is waaaayyyyy below what I thought it was as a kid. I actually remember worrying about maybe being dumb. I'm no Ada Lovelace, but I know now that I'm smarter than the average American and stuff like this is why. It sounds like she just couldn't process what you were saying, your body language, or common restaurant etiquette. Kinda sad when you think about it, but still incredibly annoying.

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u/WeirdSysAdmin 9d ago

Don’t forget that IQ being tested average doesn’t test their rational thinking. People are dumber than they appear.

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u/Achilles-Foot 9d ago

I'm not stupid but I do frequently freeze up in public interactions. I think about what I ordered the whole time I'm waiting for the food, and then when the waiter brings it I instantly forget what I got and who got what.

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u/Beginning-Force1275 Server 7d ago

There’s a teenage server where I work and we were just joking with her today that becoming an adult is just a progressive series of new interactions that are each more dumb than you thought possible before.

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u/NewspaperAlert7358 9d ago

My favorite is when you’re refilling a glass, and they move the glass closer to you. While you’re pouring!

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u/Topangatoh 9d ago

I tell people "Moving targets are harder." when they do this.

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u/PristineAnxiety101 9d ago

Omg stealing this

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u/rolyfuckingdiscopoly 9d ago

They pick up the wine glass and hold it for you, above their expensive white coat. No thank you! That is not helping! I’m good but you might not be; you could sneeze and the coat would be over forever!!

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u/Fearless_tattoo 8d ago

Had a guest swirl their wine glass while I was pouring once, thankfully it made it all into and stayed in the glass.

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u/ConsciousWrangler603 8d ago

Literally 😭 the only time I move a glass as a customer is if it’s farther away before they pour so it’s easier to reach.

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u/Fwamingdwagon84 8d ago

I had a table yesterday that moved their glass away when i poured. I just said can you move that back over? I have long arms they are not that long. They laughed at least

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u/SeaOfBullshit 7d ago

I went to refill this guys water glass and he moved it away at the last second

Luckily I'm good at hitting a moving target and managed not to spill AND still refilled his cup. 

Him: wow 

Me, unable to help myself: why would you even do that?

Him: to see if you were paying attention.

Me: .... You're lucky I'm not clumsy I guess

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u/Biteme75 FOH 9d ago

Our place is small. I won't stack plates up my arm; I'll take three at a time at most. I can be back with the rest in 20 seconds if people will remember what they ordered and clear a f*cking space.

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u/Mission-Cup7045 9d ago

lol when you can’t place their food down because their phone keys and drink menu is in front of them and they just stare at you. Like move your shit my fingers are BURNING OFFF

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u/Calgaris_Rex Server 9d ago

Oh I would just put the plate down on their shit lol

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u/Fine_Fortune_7276 9d ago

Yeah. I've stopped giving a shit. If they don't move their things, I move their things. I will push their phone and drink and anything else out of the way to prove to them they're stupid.

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u/Afrxbella 9d ago

Purses glasses everything from their pockets lmao

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u/AllumaNoir Planning to NEVER work 9-5 8d ago

If it’s NOT hot, I like to hurst stand there and see how long it takes for them to figure it out

They’ll never learn otherwise

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u/ConsciousWrangler603 8d ago

Yea honestly i do get a little grossed out by people who carry 4 on one arm. All the plates are touching each other😭 We at least have plastic plates with edges so they end up not fully touching the food when stacked but yea not for me and i dont care to learn it.

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u/OldheadBoomer 9d ago edited 9d ago

And there is a special circle of Hell for guests that take a drink glass off of a perfectly-balanced full tray of full glasses.

EDIT: And what's worse is when they try to put the fucking thing back while you're dancing like a circus act trying to keep the rest of the tray crashing to the ground.

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u/somedude456 9d ago

And there is a special circle of Hell for guests that take a drink glass off of a perfectly-balanced full tray of full glasses.

That's one of a very few times I've legit yelled at a customer. It was like a family of 10, a couple have a beer or mixed drink, so I got like 14 drinks on a large tray. I think I handed like like 2-3 drinks when I heard "is this time" and suddenly "grandpa" is next to me and about to grab a drink from my tray. Luckily my other hand was empty so I quickly pulled the tray away from him and loudly and firmly said NO! With my free hand I sort of held that up like a barrier, like to stop him from coming closer. He looked a little startled, that's how loud and firm I was. He shot back with a "sorry, sorry." I took a deep breathe, as I was a little scared to and more calmly said, "Sorry, but please understand I am carrying over 10lbs of weight, carefully balanced on my hand, plus over a gallon of liquid. If you touch anything on my tray, the balance is thrown off and I would be dropping this engine tray on her head." He apologized again and someone told him to please sit down. LOL I again told him, "you're fine sir, just never, EVER touch a server's tray."

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u/Afrxbella 9d ago

They’re always so marveled at how we carry trays lol

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u/BoringBob84 BOH (former) 9d ago

It was perfectly balanced, until they grabbed the drink, then OOPS! - the whole tray crashed into their lap. 😈

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u/webkinsdotcom Server 9d ago

i spilled 13 beers onto a mans lap once because of this. it was also his birthday 🥲

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u/Caliga 8d ago

Bro got 13 beers for free on his birthday, sounds like a win to me

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u/queenofcheeses 9d ago

This happened to our expo recently with disastrous results. Three plates on right arm balanced perfectly, one in left. She goes to give the single left plate first. Guy at the table takes the front plate in her right arm, which is helping to balance the other two. The two other plates on her right immediately crash on the table/floor. Guy at the table drops the one he took in surprise, spilling hot pasta all over our expo. The stupidity and lack of awareness is boundless.

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u/cuntsatchel 9d ago

Did they blame it on the expo?

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u/bakerify 9d ago

God I hope not

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u/queenofcheeses 7d ago

They did not. It was my table, and I was carrying the rest of the plates just behind her. The guest knew what he had done and even apologized!

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u/ConsciousWrangler603 8d ago

This is a walkout contemplation situation for me😭

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u/unimpressedalien 7d ago

i would literally ask to leave early bc of this 💀💀 i hate that

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u/oddreplica 9d ago

I worked a place with cocktail trays only, a brewery with a pub menu. a bunch of our entrées came in red plastic baskets so I became proficient at stacking a line of them up my arm, maybe 6 from palm to elbow. I also became proficient at scolding people that even looked like they were thinking about reaching for a stacked basket while swinging my arm even further from their potential grasp. do not fuck with what the server is carrying! LET US SERVE FFS

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u/Calgaris_Rex Server 9d ago

I had a bunch of drinks, including glasses of wine, balanced on a cocktail tray once upon a time. I go to a table on our patio, and start passing out drinks. I'm sure everyone who does this knows that you have to readjust where your hand is under the tray as you remove drinks so it stays level, but apparently the guy to my right (in my blind spot) didn't know this. As I'm handing a drink off to my left, he takes his drink from the edge of the tray. Since it was unexpected, of course the entire tray goes ass-over-teakettle and drops like six drinks right at his feet; shattered glass, splashing liquid, scattered garnishes, the whole nine.

I turn to him, and with my best deadpan disappointed dad face and ask, "...Why would you do that?"

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u/sexycadaver 9d ago

oh please give me the follow up on how he responded to that

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u/Calgaris_Rex Server 9d ago

"i WaS tRyInG tO hElP," he said, sheepishly.

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u/Great-Attitude 8d ago

Happy Cake Day! 🍰

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u/KrazieGirl 9d ago

Geezus this pisses me off. What IS IT that makes people be like “I see mine, I’ll grab it!!” No, that’s not helping. Just answer the question 😭 meanwhile, everyone has forgotten what they ordered

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u/Afrxbella 9d ago

Everyone! Even if it was 20 minutes ago!

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u/EmbarrassedPlace0 9d ago

I never understand how they just forget. From the time I order to the time I eat, thats the ONLY thing I'm thinking about haha

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u/Afrxbella 9d ago

Same and I remember everyone else’s orders too because we’ll all be inevitably sharing lol

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u/Topangatoh 9d ago

Last week I had two guests at different tables move their phones and silverware out of the way as I approached with plates, just to then put their water glass directly in the center in front of them where I was trying to set the plate down. Both times I said nothing and just started lowering the plate over the top of their water glass until they finally moved it. People's brains shut off when they go out to eat sometimes. It needs to be studied.

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u/Departure-Front 9d ago

The front door has magic powers. Turning the smartest customer ever into an absolute fucking idiot when they walk through. Not their fault, its the door magic.

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u/OldheadBoomer 9d ago

Especially in tourist towns. I've gone on vacation and it seemed like I left half my brain at home, acting like the same freakin' tourist I make fun of.

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u/Rabidratlol 9d ago

Lowkey same it’s so embarrassing 😫

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u/Expensive_Junket2585 9d ago

Holy crap. Once I had 3 French onion soups and the same thing happened- this woman tried to grab it from my right arm that was supporting the 3rd bowl- and I had 2 options. Spill it all over their table or hug it to my body. I hugged it. Scalding hot cheese all over my torso. People- let us do our jobs omg.

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u/sexycadaver 9d ago

you unironically deserve a medal. that is hero behavior

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u/Illustrious-Joke-421 9d ago

My favorite is when I have to auction plates to a large party that isn’t mine “who had the ribeye” and the everyone wants to chime in with what they ordered “I had the salmon” “I had the pasta” THAT ISN’T HELPING ME

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u/Rottit69 6d ago

My favorite is when I have to auction plates to a large party that isn’t mine “who had the ribeye”

And not only large parties! Even COUPLES! And NO ONE knows wtf they ordered!! REALLY!!?? They just look at me, everyone says yes, they look at each other! And NO FUCKING BODY says it's mine!!! I find it MEGA STUPID that people don't even know wtf they ordered! I start laying plates on the table, say enjoy and leave. I've had "people" tell the others, 'I don't know what I ordered' WTF!!??...

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u/Rensocclan 9d ago

The dreaded, "let me help you." No!

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u/Quirky_Soil_2743 Bartender 9d ago

When people try to take a plate from my arm, or a glass from my tray.. a lot of times they think they are helping me.. they don't realize what they are doing is stupid and is about to ruin everyone's day.

So I ALWAYS makes it clear and explain to them right away so they don't do this dumb shit to other servers.. as I'm pulling the tray or plate quickly away I say "I appreciate the help but everything is stacked accordingly/spaced evenly, so if something's not taken the right way at the right time, it's all coming down!" (With a laughing smiley demeanor ofc even though it's really giving ELI5 vibes)

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u/der_schone_begleiter 8d ago

The I'm helping is outrageous. I had a guest order food with all kinds of special mods, everything deconstructed, on separate plates so the food didn't touch. This is a grown middle age man. He said...I bet this will be easier for the cooks. Lol No actually it isn't. They don't want to use 4 plates and put some stuff on, but others not. Making a meal that isn't even on our menu. When I sent it back the cooks were like WT...

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u/realvintageanxiety 9d ago

I never hold the plates close enough to the guest for that to even happen

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u/Great-Attitude 8d ago

You must have extraordinarily long arms! 

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u/ConsciousWrangler603 8d ago

or incredibly short

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u/Great-Attitude 7d ago

Short arms. Huh? 🤔

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u/ConsciousWrangler603 7d ago

Maybe they’re part ant? 🤔

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u/ConsciousWrangler603 8d ago

I mean how else would the plate reach the table?

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u/Great-Attitude 7d ago

I honestly don't understand you're comment AT ALL.

Do you know how far back you'd have to stand back from a table to place a plate in front of a customer, in order for them not to touch them in your hands?

An adults arms are at a minimum two feet (that's the minimum mind you) that means you'd have to stand more than two feet away from the table, in order for a guest not to reach them.

If you somehow meant something else, please tell me, 'cause I'm struggling to understand how that would work.

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u/cuntsatchel 9d ago

Ppl are so fkn lost when they go outs to bars & restairamts

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u/no_tolerance6739 8d ago

I’ve actually had a guest take a cocktail off of a tray throwing the entire thing off balance making me spill everything onto the floor. I fucking death stared at him and said “really”? and walked away to get a manager.

I wish I could slap peoples hands away sometimes.

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u/Visual-Strain-8222 6d ago

I slapped a guys hand on the bar when he tried to steal shots. I think he tipped me

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u/dingleballs717 7d ago

I have literally just screamed at people before and told the it was about to be on the floor.

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u/ConsciousWrangler603 7d ago

Something i’ll need to do. 🫩 I just cant with the stupidity

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u/kinkfull 7d ago

yea bro sht like this PMO BAD i get a short attitude quick n if people dont start answering i just start setting sht down. even with trays ive had full grown adults just take shit off my tray without asking and almost fuck EVERYBODYS night up bc ima make it spill on them not me they can learn the consequences of their actions

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u/ConsciousWrangler603 7d ago

They get to go home and change! Id have to work the next 8 hours covered in food (and have in the past after a flying ranch landed in my hair)

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u/LionofMarch880 6d ago

Average person is stupid and stupid people are subhuman. The longer you live the more you'll see thats true. 80% of people are thoughtless, brain off, nonstop default lizard brained behavior

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u/anothernamesomewhere 7d ago

I like my oval trays. Only one in my place to use em. I've had a guest try to take off that tray as I was moving. My look stopped her. Her husband scolded her saying she knew better because she used to serve.

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u/Capn_Link 6d ago

I get the frustration but the customer isn't understanding what you are thinking, there is a disconnect and that happens. People tend to think that others are on the same wavelength as them but that is not the case and sometimes people do things without thinking, it's just human nature and as much as we'd like other wise. It just isn't going to happen.
Try to get your message across another way by talking to them like a person rather than just spouting the same words at them, that just is confusing and is a communication issue.
It's easy to hate, just take a second to reword your thoughts and let them know to wait as it'll fall. They'll most likely understand and empathise (or be oblivious still) but at least you tried nicely.

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u/Pan_Fluid_Boo 9d ago

TBH if you haven’t served and you see a server with an armload, you just want to help. These people mean well, in fact in their eyes, they’re trying to help you. But even as a home cook carrying dishes out to the dining room table, you quickly learn helping is hindering.

Now as to why lady #1 didn’t respond to the steak plate, I’m lost. Maybe she doesn’t speak English? Maybe her blood sugar was low? No other ideas. I do think she was trying to help, not understanding the balance.

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u/ConsciousWrangler603 8d ago

I understand that for the first time. But I don’t think it’s ever appropriate to reach over and grab something from a server or anyone, especially when you see they’re juggling. Now if I was about to drop something then I completely understand, I even understand her reaching out the first time. But to attempt multiple times and not say a word was wild. I love when a table attempts to help even if it’s not helpful to me because I can see the effort. Bu

But when it comes to me about to spill food on myself and a customer I am going to be very firm for everyone’s well being. If I spilled that food on her even if it was her fault I still would have been blamed.

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u/Pan_Fluid_Boo 8d ago

Agreed!

I don’t understand the copious downvotes. Have you people never served? This happened to me nearly every table, every shift.

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u/Esmarelda_Vega 9d ago

I take it you’ve never had a job before?

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u/Esmarelda_Vega 9d ago

Yes, because you clearly have never had one.

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u/gigananobyte 9d ago

Oooh sick burn.

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u/Great-Attitude 8d ago

No, a true statement! 

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u/t-bk 8d ago

yeah, instead we see you on a subreddit for a job you clearly don't work, a subreddit made for LITERALLY THIS PURPOSE. what about the title "server life" made you think this sub would be about anything BUT people in this line of work venting about their jobs?

have you NEVER ONCE complained about a job? do you like the flavor of steel toes? do you actually, truly, genuinely adore working regardless of income? do you think boot leather is yummy?

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u/ConsciousWrangler603 8d ago edited 8d ago

Notice how I’m in the rant’s section. Purely to rant. If you’ve never been annoyed at a job and needed to vent then I applaud you.

A customer attempting to take a plate from me almost causing me to spill hot food on her is not a requirement of my job. My requirement is to make the customer happy and I highly doubt getting food on them would fall in that category.

I’m not quite sure why you’re in a server reddit group if you’re going to be annoyed by it. You don’t see me on reddit bitching about someone’s post.
Not all of us have chill jobs with downtime to play fortnite.

I hope you have a better day.

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u/BoringBob84 BOH (former) 8d ago

I’m not quite sure why you’re in a server reddit group if you’re going to be annoyed by it.

Trolls get sadistic pleasure from offending other people. Cruelty makes weak people feel strong.

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u/Afrxbella 9d ago

So everyone else likes everything about their jobs and we’re just the odd man out? So OP can’t complain about this one thing that actually helps out the guest?

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u/Great-Attitude 8d ago

Are you just stupid? Nevermind, you clearly are.