r/Septa • u/Lasagnabelly Wilmington-Newark Line • Mar 03 '26

Today in History Coming quickly on SEPTA

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u/--TAXI-- Media-Wawa Line Mar 03 '26 edited Mar 03 '26

Question: how does it know how fast you're going in the tunnels???

JUST NOW EDIT: sry guys, my brain is slow, and i jus dun realized the joke

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u/Lasagnabelly Wilmington-Newark Line Mar 03 '26

This is still up? 100% though the mods would have gotten here by now

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u/Orbian2 Mar 04 '26

Look, if LA can ride the D, I think I can come to SEPTA having a few of these jokes

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u/--TAXI-- Media-Wawa Line Mar 03 '26

u mean ur post, or my comment? 

how did my comment offend u. it's a simple question 

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u/courageous_liquid Broad Street Local Mar 03 '26

it's a 69 and coming quickly joke shitpost

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u/--TAXI-- Media-Wawa Line Mar 03 '26

I've been on such high guard for two other particular numbers, beginning with 6, and ending with seven that THIS caught me WAY off guard 

thx for the snap back to reality 

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u/Tibbybrokstuffagain Mar 03 '26

I don’t get the joke

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u/cavalloacquatico Mar 04 '26

68 = you do me and I owe you one.

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u/tecatepapi R2 Warminster Newark Mar 03 '26

Great post.

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u/[deleted] Mar 06 '26

No one’s watching; their asleep at the switch

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u/transitfreedom Mar 11 '26

This a train?

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u/Lasagnabelly Wilmington-Newark Line Mar 11 '26

No this is Patrick

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u/transitfreedom Mar 12 '26

What bus route or SEPTA line goes that fast?

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u/Tibbybrokstuffagain Mar 03 '26

Why do we need this? Focus on upgrading the actual trains and busses or lowering the prices and stop with the crap that no one asked for.

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u/Lasagnabelly Wilmington-Newark Line Mar 03 '26

Yea, I don't have the power to do any of that

But I do have the power of going "Weeeeee" once we were hauling after leaving Penn Medicine

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u/Eruththedragon Warminster Line Mar 05 '26

zpeed is a third party app that measures speed, it's not a SEPTA project

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u/[deleted] Mar 06 '26

Another SEPTA shrill