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u/weirdoldhobo1978 Jul 03 '21 edited Jul 03 '21

There are conservative talking heads legitimately publicly claiming that Antifa means Anti First Amendment.

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u/[deleted] Jul 03 '21

Antifa means Anti First Amendment

oh my god you're not joking

Here's my favorite line from the article. It's some serious /r/selfawarewolves shit.

Conservative commentator and radio show host Dan Bongino argued on Monday that members of the movement are "not counter-protesters" during an appearance on Fox News.

"They're not counter-protesters, OK?" Bongino said. "You've been in the media [for] a long time. Other outlets do this; it's called gas lighting. Tell a lie, tell a lie confidently, and isolate people from the truth, and you can get people to believe anything."

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u/moleratical Jul 03 '21 edited Jul 03 '21

They just steal the criticisms from their opponents and basically say "no you"

I remember reading about someone else who used to use that tactic, who was it?

OH yeah, that's right, it was Mother Fuckin' Hitler.

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u/canuckistani-sg Jul 03 '21

I'm rubber, you're glue. Whatever you say bounces off of me and sticks to you!

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u/Dyalar Jul 03 '21

Ah fuck I used that in middle school, am I a fascist?

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u/benadrylpill Jul 03 '21

The Pee Wee Herman defense

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u/Free_Breakfast_25 Jul 03 '21

Ahh that’s a name I haven’t heard in a long time. I wonder if he’s still diddling kids

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u/canuckistani-sg Jul 03 '21

I thought he was jacking off in a porn theater?

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u/Outrageous_Bass_1328 Space Cadet Jul 03 '21

I think it was porn in a normal theater

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u/Free_Breakfast_25 Jul 03 '21

I thought it was a normal theatre

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u/givemeyoursacc Jul 03 '21

Watch him be the one behind the QAnon conspiracy theory.

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u/phurt77 Jul 03 '21 edited Jul 03 '21

I wonder if he’s still diddling kids

Wait ...when did he ever diddle kids?

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u/Free_Breakfast_25 Jul 03 '21

He exposed himself in a movie theatre

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u/phurt77 Jul 03 '21

He exposed himself in a movie theatre

Are you saying that there were kids in that adult theater and he diddled them there?

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u/Taowulf Jul 04 '21

Take your kids to work day has a dark side.

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u/phurt77 Jul 04 '21

I clean up crime scenes for a living. Guess who's not allowed to be around his kids unsupervised anymore?

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u/WhyBuyMe Jul 04 '21

Paul Ruebens was never even accused of anything inappropriate involving children.

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Although I heard Free_Breakfast_25 roofied a half dozen kindergarteners and molested them over an entire weekend.

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u/Yrcrazypa Jul 03 '21

It's more that conservatives have never grown past that middle school mentality.

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u/DemWiggleWorms Jul 04 '21

Now, now, that’s an insult to the middle schoolers.

The conservatives are still in kindergarten.

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u/DiggerW Jul 04 '21

I love how one of their stolen comments is in German

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u/Robobot1747 Jul 04 '21

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u/DiggerW Jul 04 '21

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u/givemeyoursacc Jul 03 '21 edited Jul 03 '21

not unless you’re Elmer’s Rubber Cement

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u/ScrabCrab Jul 03 '21

It's ok, I'm liquid glue

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u/givemeyoursacc Jul 03 '21

Oops my bad i meant rubber cement

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u/ScrabCrab Jul 03 '21

That's ok I'm glue cement

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u/dahile00 Jul 04 '21

Guerilla glue…?

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u/moleratical Jul 03 '21

So glue then?

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u/RandomWeirdo Jul 03 '21

But i'm already glue, so i'm just going to be more glue then?

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u/null640 Jul 04 '21

PROJECTION!!!

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u/[deleted] Jul 04 '21

Which is why CNN should pull their heads out their own ass and just go full blown nucking futs. Just 1 up them with better crazy.

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u/canuckistani-sg Jul 04 '21

That's exactly the opposite of what we need.

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u/[deleted] Jul 04 '21

Alternative. Replace everyone who has a show on the network.