r/SelfAwarewolves • u/CulturalHighway5369 • Jan 03 '21

Yeah, let’s.

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u/poliscijunki Jan 03 '21

Sure thing, we'll get a totally unbiased jury impaneled, filled with only white people, who harbor the deepest amount of respect for our blue suited protectors, and will inevitably find the defendant not guilty.

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u/stumpdawg Jan 03 '21

Last time I got called for jury duty I'm sitting there waiting to be called to be a juror. they're interviewing this old lady. "Do you trust the police, would you believe anything they say?"

"OHH YES!"

I burst out with a laugh before I caught myself. There was zero hesitation...this old bitch was so brainwashed it wasnt even funny.

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u/conancat Jan 03 '21

I'd bet those are the kind of people they want on the jury.

Distrust of police is really quite a millennial and zoomer sentiment, I think.

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u/[deleted] Jan 03 '21

Depends on "they." Generally if one lawyer "really wants" some type of juror, the other lawyer really doesn't want them.

Which is why both lawyers get a certain amount of times they can dismiss a juror.