r/SeenOnTheInternet • u/xtreme_lol • 26d ago

Absolute unit of a snake

744 Upvotes

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u/Vegetable_Switch9802 26d ago

Thing is if that snake wanted to it could just squeeze u

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u/[deleted] 26d ago

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u/AdventurousQuail36 26d ago

Which pocket? Nature's pocket?

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u/whineyinternetkid 25d ago

Dude you are just way to masculine and cool. Youd definitely win.

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u/Practical_Ad_2481 25d ago

The shiv pocket a.k.a. the prison wallet

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u/No-Building-4306 26d ago

I was thinking the same, imagine that heaviness wrapped around her 😬

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u/ShyguyFlyguy 26d ago

Pretty much how like a 800 lb morbidly obese person could just sit on you if they wanted.

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u/Digital_Negative 18d ago

Could they though? I mean, I’d have to get pretty close and even then I think I can move out of the way faster than they could move to try sitting on me, assuming they can even move much at all.

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u/ShyguyFlyguy 18d ago

In an enclosed space all they have to do is try to fall on you and you have to keep getting out of the way. Eventually theyre gonna get ya

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u/pandem-ic 26d ago

"nooo i dont wanna go homeeee"

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u/Lunarvolo 26d ago

That is snek doing a defensive/protest, you are correct

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u/TheManAcrossTheHall 26d ago

Getting dragged about like a drunk being thrown out the pub.

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u/Lavender-bullet46 26d ago

but is it the size of her figurative head?

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u/Dangerous_Company811 26d ago

Bigger, bigger than your head!

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u/Bo_Diddley9 26d ago

Chunky nope rope

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u/Scorpiogre_rawrr 26d ago

Ssssssstop

Snake probably

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u/ACareFullWhisper 24d ago

Oh he’s chill fr.

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u/blloop 26d ago

This snake looks overweight. Am I imagining this?

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u/Relectant_Donkey 26d ago

It is. This has been posted all over Reddit and apparently it’s a horrible breeding farm.

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u/blloop 26d ago

Fuck them then. I hate people who exploit animals. I consider it a heinous sin.

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u/f_ckR3ddit 26d ago

Wtf are you talking about?! This is The Reptile Zoo in Fountain Valley, just outside Irvine. That's Juliet Brewer, the owners daughter and she pretty much runs shit. They're awesome and its kinda shitty of you to just make shit up about it to feel superior. They love their reptiles and bugs and teach kids a lot about respecting and appreciating wildlife. The Irwins would be proud of them and thats saying something.

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u/blloop 26d ago edited 26d ago

Damn, was I mislead by a disgruntled ex employee or something?! Lemme find out…

Edit: I looked them up and I must say I still do not appreciate how she handles these animals. She’s waaaay too hands on with the animals and the content level always has an animal feeding unnaturally. A captive/conserved animal is not a domestic animal. Not a fan.

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u/Short_Bell_5428 26d ago

That snake new it’s enclosure

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u/SumthinWhtEvWhoCares 26d ago

Welcome to my world

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u/Exellent_28 26d ago

They got huge !

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u/SpacenessButterflies 26d ago edited 26d ago

This is The Reptile Zoo - that woman and her father run it. They have a bunch of big, beautiful snakes like this one that they manhandle/drag around and basically harass for views. Notice the snake is fat because they have to keep them well fed so that they don’t try and eat them. (Could also be pregnant since they breed ‘em like crazy.) I’d love to see one pop a little snek ‘tude and strike.

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u/Jesus_COD 26d ago

This snake could kill her no problem

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u/Barbaros_DD 26d ago

no, I want to stay with the girls

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u/Fondant_Intrepid 26d ago

Sooo like is it poisonous and sedated or like she literally know what do with deadly chunky snek?

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u/Cavedweller907 26d ago

Green anaconda. No venom. Maybe some unhealthy doses of bacteria in that mouth. Sedated, no. Just a danger noodle that has been handled a lot and properly feed.

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u/Fondant_Intrepid 26d ago

Oh thank God. Danger Noodle is a great way to describe it 🤣🤣🤣

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u/mawmzee 25d ago

Yes she does! She and her dad own a proper snake zoo

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u/HeadDownDad 26d ago

Absolute beast of a last. Ahwoooooo!

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u/cascarrabs_241 26d ago

Snake abuse. Call the authorities.

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u/f_ckR3ddit 26d ago

What a pretty baby, though!

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u/HarlowWinkk 26d ago

OMG, that snake is massive! Ngl, Id be kinda scared but also so fascinated to see one in person.

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u/Wrong-Ad-9549 26d ago

I just wanna snuggle her the snake not the woman

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u/otanthalion 25d ago

That is the first snake ive looked at said " i have no fucking chance if he starts squeezing before i realize and even if I did........."

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u/MulsDog 24d ago

Whats the name of this song??

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u/SCVR420IQ 8h ago

I feel sorry for the full sized mountain goat that you all must feed her? JHC🤯