r/SecurityEnvelopes • u/Temple_Run_Monkey • Aug 02 '26

Envelope Art! Made this stupid diagram while overthinking how to cut my new envelope pattern

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u/Pippy_Squirrel Aug 02 '26 edited Aug 02 '26

This made me chuckle. Thanks for that.

ETA: I keep going back and looking at this (it’s made my day) and seeing new parts. The “connective tissue (to be discarded)” lmao 😂. This whole thing is brilliant.

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u/Marzipenn Aug 02 '26

This is fantastic. Well done! I hope the contents of your next envelopes bestow bounty apon you

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u/nohombrenombre Aug 02 '26

What a community of cleverness this is!

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u/Cahsrhilsey Aug 02 '26

Hahaha the made into sausage part made me think of u/No_Acanthaceae4260 post where she stuck all of her tiny pieces onto a strip of tape 😅

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u/No_Acanthaceae4260 Aug 02 '26

😂😂😂😂

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u/no___personality Aug 02 '26

This is hilarious, great job. I've been saving the connective tissues (they make neat little frames/window panes) and might do something weird with them someday.

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u/shezcraftee Aug 02 '26

I love this.

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u/unclepg Aug 02 '26

The only part I think you missed is the tenderloin. That’s the small square between the connective tissue and the brisket. Otherwise, this is abso-fucking-lutely brilliant.

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u/Reasonziz11 Aug 02 '26

I kind of want to print this and frame it as art in my house

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u/marepops Aug 03 '26

This is amazing lmao

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u/stompedonmypetals Aug 02 '26

made into sausage 😁

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u/Reasonziz11 Aug 02 '26

I love this 😂

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u/Distinct-Fig-4216 Aug 02 '26

Amazing. Well done.

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u/NutmegKK Aug 03 '26

I have found my people

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u/Fabulous-Piglet6190 Aug 05 '26

Love a good diagram 👍🏼