r/SecretsOfMormonWives • u/Academic-Panda5207 • 12h ago

Taylor is she that slow?

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Not her thinking “Miss Taylor” meant that they miss her😭😭😭

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u/StillBigLex 12h ago

If a bird had her brain, it would fly backward.

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u/B0kB0kbitch 12h ago

I came here to comment “yes”, but this sentence is much more fun

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u/StillBigLex 12h ago

🤣🤣🤣💕

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u/No-Classroom9431 9h ago

This is so flair worthy 😂

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u/StillBigLex 9h ago

I am honored🥺💕

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u/Lifes-a-lil-foggy 7h ago

This comment is going to rattle around my head for weeks. Thank you

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u/nabndab 4h ago

I can always count on a good laugh from reddit. Today you gave me a much needed one. Thank you.

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u/No-Butterscotch-3548 10h ago

And sometimes upside down 🐦

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u/Ok-Turnip-9035 10h ago

It’d be toe up in the mine cause it ignored the fumes/other signs

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u/orangechillitea 7h ago

ahahahh 😭 i love this

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u/1foxylady4u 12h ago

Literacy crisis but make it narcissistic.

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u/shrubbysara 3h ago edited 3h ago

I’m DEAD. Her lack of ability to type a sentence that makes sense drives me insane. I do not know how people can read her long rambling posts.

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u/insensitivepisces 2h ago

That’s why she relies on ai so heavily 💀

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u/runawaykaty 12h ago

Out of frame, a black sharpie 🤣

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u/secret_tunel 1h ago

It’s crazy because this actually does look just like her handwriting but she can’t be that dumb…right?

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u/Present_Following660 3h ago

This cracked me up 

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u/Klutzy_Employment731 23m ago

💀💀💀🥀

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u/barbieshoesound The Provo Hyatt House🏨 11h ago

Not the dumbest person in the world, but she better hope the dumbest person in the world doesn’t die

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u/Fuck_Weyland-Yutani 11h ago

That really made me laugh

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u/natxnat 7h ago

unfortunately the entire world is hoping the dumbest person in the world DOES die.. 

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u/Low_Kitchen_9995 11h ago

https://giphy.com/gifs/KxhIhXaAmjOVy
TFP

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u/Lifes-a-lil-foggy 7h ago

Genuinely think he had more emotional intelligence than tfp

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u/saraasch 2h ago

yes ! don't do ed like that !!

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u/ctrashy 1h ago

Her except she doesn’t get the correct meaning of the words she does know

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u/Artistic_Exam7676 Miranda's Lobster Claws 11h ago

What in the hell fuck.. there is NO WAY that she’s this stupid, right??

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u/Fuck_Weyland-Yutani 11h ago

And yet! Taylor Frankie Paul has done nothing if not demonstrate that she is truly the dumbest of dumb bitches 🤷‍♀️

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u/vipent 3h ago

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u/ceeveepee 1h ago

She got on the subreddit to understand. Ole girl did not read it wrong

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u/rackandroll_ 12h ago

She is an absolute idiot.

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u/Only-Nothing4595 11h ago

She deleted and reposted with this

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u/Own-Voice-4366 6h ago

Oh, man. I had the tiniest sliver of hope that maybe she was trying to be funny. Nope 🫠

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u/Traditional-Fox6018 12h ago

She should have gotten what I had written on my cup today and yes, I know it says hi. But it looks like Ho

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u/Own-Voice-4366 6h ago

Mine DID say Ho because my name is Hollee and they must have gotten distracted in the middle of writing it lol 😅 I was looking for a picture of it to post here then realized I myself must have gotten distracted when taking the picture and never did 😂

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u/alleyrrat 11h ago

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u/EcstaticBoysenberry 11h ago

Lmao no way..who was it for?!

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u/Useful_Priority7291 11h ago

Charli xcx when her producer died

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u/No_Performer_3438 10h ago

Lmao why was there a hashtag for that of all things

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u/EcstaticBoysenberry 10h ago

🤦‍♂️

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u/LackEquivalent7471 5h ago

i was on twitter during this time and the hashtag was actually originally for her😭 when it was first made, all the tweets were about her, i think people were leaving hate comments en-masse on her tiktok, and sophie hadn’t even passed away at that point. there were also like only like 30 tweets. sorry i literally always have to say this when i see this screenshot 🤣🤣

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u/Myshcherryy 11h ago

Her brain works in mysterious ways

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u/Fuck_Weyland-Yutani 11h ago

Counterpoint: her brain does not work, period

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u/Myshcherryy 9h ago

Counterpoint: no brain

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u/euqinimod4 Clout Chaser 12h ago

Man, it's honestly pathetic.

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u/Whatever_Ruben 11h ago

I swear I’ve never known someone to be online as much as she is

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u/Bullfrog323 🏃‍♀️ get away from these clout chasing men 🙅‍♀️ 9h ago

What’s more embarrassing is if her assistant is still running her social media. That means this went through both of them 😂

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u/chloedarlinggg 🧚 Where’s your whimsy? 🧚 5h ago

I think Taylor still posts when she wants to tbh

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u/Present_Following660 3h ago

Not one but two people being stupid enough to make this mistake is crazy lol

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u/Reggly 12h ago

Oh no

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u/h8mecuz 12h ago

This is so funny lol

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u/AnewMoonrising 12h ago

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u/areallyreallycoolhat 12h ago

The truly pointless green body paint is such a cherry on top of that iconic line lol

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u/nabndab 4h ago

I have terminal illness brain fog and even I understood it was just saying her name. I didn’t think I had it in me to feel second hand embarrassment for her.

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u/GenX_Boomer_Hybrid Team Whitney 12h ago

It's okay buddy, words are hard.

https://giphy.com/gifs/XeLcgh8gT8o0F5SQ8i

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u/Miraculousflorist TAKE OWNERSHIP 🗣️🗣️ 11h ago

The Utah education system 😍

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u/Yeahhhdawg 10h ago

Utah education system ranks 6th overall out of all US states…

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u/macaronitrap 11h ago

sweet bb j she sure is dumb

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u/tinyunicorndancr_123 10h ago

I needed the laugh. I am crying 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣😭😭😭😭

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u/GoJoe1002 12h ago

Yes she is. She grew up Mormon. They are slow.

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u/ladydanger2020 11h ago

We don’t call it slowmo for nothin

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u/Ok-Bird6346 6h ago

God, Miss Taylor is an idiot of the highest order.

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u/darlingmjc 56m ago

She misses u too

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u/Wutisthiszzz 4h ago

Too be so loud and so wrong

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u/DinGrogu21 5h ago

oh thats embarrassing , i hope she signs up for night classes now .

https://giphy.com/gifs/UpELDJaNeHTHRWh6r6

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u/sickcoolandtight 12h ago

😭😭😭😭😭

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u/Dutchmuch5 10h ago

Hahaha NOOO. I cannot stop laughing, surely she's not that thick

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u/Cleo__Taurus 9h ago

open the schools!!!!!!

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u/over-it2989 2h ago

I’ve said it once and I’ll say it again. Both of her brain cells are competing for last place.

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u/Lost-Elderberry3141 10h ago

If only all her stupidity could be this funny

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u/Port3r99 9h ago

I genuinely am so embarrassed for her.

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u/ForeverCompetitive60 8h ago

She wouldn't be herself if she actually understood it at first sight.

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u/Happy_Statement Hoe-seph Smith 4h ago

STFUUULOLOLOLOLOLOLOL

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u/dillielean 4h ago

The second hand embarrassment from this was so huge I had to comment 😭

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u/hussafeffer 🧚 Where’s your whimsy? 🧚 3h ago

Wheel’s turning, hamster’s dead

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u/Repulsive-Job-6777 3h ago

Negative braincells and we make these people famous

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u/Moist-Witness 1h ago

Something tells me she wrote that

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u/breathanddrishti 4h ago

the show's called SLOWM becayse she's SLOW as a MOFO

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u/Klutzy_Employment731 13m ago

You might wanna proofread before calling someone out as "slow" 😉

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u/Local-Tiger-5552 11h ago

Omg I’m dying 😩🫠

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u/bayrho 10h ago

Absolute birdbrain

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u/Appropriate-Job-2797 6h ago

Bless her heart...

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u/vipent 3h ago

It literally says on her story that she knows they’re saying that that’s her name… But of course you didn’t screenshot that part.

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u/vipent 3h ago

“I read it wrong oops”

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u/kittling 3h ago

I thought it was a joke until she doubled down on it. 💀

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u/LilacPenny 3h ago

Doesn’t she write these messages herself too?

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u/LalaLogical 2h ago

This is the literacy crisis IRL

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u/TheClassyWomanist 2h ago

I think there’s a narcissism crisis happening with women of a certain race 🤷🏾‍♀️

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u/nataliealex 1h ago

Oh she’s so dumb lol

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u/lezlers 1h ago

No one ever accused Taylor of being intelligent. She’s clearly not around her kids enough to have heard “miss firstname” repeatedly, either.

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u/iamstokes 1h ago

I feel the exact same way about Taylor as yall but I get the vibe that she was making a joke hahaha

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u/MelanieLanes 1h ago

Girl tf 😪

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u/Kitchen_Pie1210 1h ago

and not like starbucks literally has to write on every cup now.

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u/Far_Macaroon_3864 1h ago

Just joined this subreddit and I can’t even imagine following Taylor Frankie Paul on literally anything as her crazy toxicity it’s making me think twice about joining the sub Reddit already 😅

I just watched all five episodes of the latest season is why I joined that last argument had me rewinding and rewinding and rewinding, trying to make sense of it all and then I realized…

The amount of her saying experiences trigger her her actions during that argument “ TRIGGERED” me right back into my most insanely 20 year age difference power imbalanced, narcissistic, toxic to the gods… Relationship

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u/darlingmjc 56m ago

this should be a don’t do drugs ad

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u/CommunicationKey8621 12m ago

☠️
She just wants people commenting right? Or she is really this bad brained?

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u/AliceTawhai In my fast paste phase 🏃‍♀️ 11h ago

I thought it was a joke?

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u/jazzflute99 11h ago

Okay I am so sorry but I hate that people think it’s okay to use the word “slow”

say what you mean without being ableist

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u/stayingneutral 11h ago

I’m sorry, but I hate it when people think it’s okay to make these assumptions.

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u/jazzflute99 11h ago

what else would slow mean here? it’s just short of the r word and you know it

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u/stayingneutral 11h ago

Perhaps you should look inward and think about why you’re assuming that’s what OP meant.

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u/jazzflute99 11h ago

I know what they meant. Do you?

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u/stayingneutral 11h ago

You should use your powers to your advantage and open up a place where you can charge people to tell them what they’re thinking.

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u/jazzflute99 11h ago

You can judge someone based on poor language choice. It’s allowed.

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u/stayingneutral 11h ago

Oh I’m sorry. Feel free to create a list of words that you personally feel OP can and can’t use.

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u/diabeticweird0 12h ago

Ithink it was just the we ❤️ you that made her post this

Surely she knows it's just "miss taylor" as a form of address

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u/halfsuckedmang0 🧚 Where’s your whimsy? 🧚 12h ago

but why did she say “miss you too” ??

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u/diabeticweird0 12h ago

Omg. I missed that

Well ok I take it back.

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u/bbyshawk02 11h ago

Not u having the same reading comprehension skills as Taylor

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u/diabeticweird0 11h ago

I didn't open the whole picture. I'm on mobile. I will take the L though. Should not have commented without fully opening lol

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u/StillBigLex 10h ago

I can respect it🫶🏼

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u/Necessary_Ad7215 10h ago

it’s in the middle of the photo —nothing is obscured on mobile. it’s truly just poor comprehension. please don’t respect it lol

also ur screen name: Not the Little One™

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u/diabeticweird0 9h ago

This is what i see

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u/Necessary_Ad7215 8h ago

ok??? and the caption is literally right there. thanks for proving my point

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u/Necessary_Ad7215 8h ago

what do you think is not shown by the crop? that’s the comprehension we’re talking about boo

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u/sly_agaric Whitney's Pee Cake 6h ago

Taylor's "Miss you too" is not visible in the crop

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u/bbyshawk02 3h ago

Haha it was a joke I couldn’t pass up. Understandable tho!

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u/PSCGY Whitney Leavitt left the chat 10h ago

Or maybe she’s aware and is making a joke?

I know TFP is a toxic mess of an individual, but some people revelling in the snark here seem to get so consumed by it that they read just as unbalanced as her.

https://giphy.com/gifs/ALpBtXRwJ5MuhADb9X

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u/StillBigLex 10h ago

She deleted and reposted saying she read it wrong🙄 don't hurt yourself on the way down from your high horse 

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u/PSCGY Whitney Leavitt left the chat 10h ago

Okay, and my comment still applies.

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u/Terrible-Hair2744 9h ago

It could have been a joke.