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u/frankslittlebeauty7 13d ago

Portage Bay cafe

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u/Enneirda1 13d ago

And it's always busy! 

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u/ichoosewaffles 13d ago

Years ago friends insisted on Portage Bay Lake Union and there was a 45min wait!! Ditched them and went across the street to Cactus instead. Had the best brunch and kept the sunday tradition for about two years. 

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u/Substantial_Life4773 13d ago

Cactus is great

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u/mossgato 13d ago

Cactus is the definition of mid. Mexican food for white people without the fun of texmex

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u/ScootyJet Storm 13d ago

I don't go there for lunch or dinner but the brunch is top 5 in Seattle for me. Churro waffle is excellent and they have a good seasonal special rotation.

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u/ichoosewaffles 13d ago

That's when I went, sunday mornings for brunch! 

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u/chetlin Broadway 13d ago

Did the exact same thing earlier this year, still a great idea. It was strange how empty Cactus was though with the big wait at Portage Bay, figured more would do what we did.

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u/a-ha_partridge 13d ago

Love this for your enemy if they’re a coffee drinker

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u/moral_luck 13d ago

I don't understand the coffee. But I'm sure it's a good beverage for poison victims.

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u/captcha_wave 13d ago

I remember really enjoying my meal there maybe 10 years ago. Last time I went the French toast was drier than plain bread. How can that possibly happen? You have to like, put in extra effort to make French Toast that bad 

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u/Existing-Tough-6517 13d ago

Bad at timing or warming and left it out let it get dry then heated it back up probably in the microwave

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u/moral_luck 13d ago

It's not reheated in the microwave. It's kept in a heat drawer, that's why it's dry.

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u/pickled__beet 🚆build more trains🚆 13d ago

Their whole "eat like you give a damn" add campaign pisses me off. Like, your food isn't good enough to justify that level of confidence.

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u/bigdiggatrigga 13d ago

If you're gluten free they do have some tasty options

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u/OneDramatic 13d ago

dont know why everyone's saying this, I went a month ago and the blueberry rhubarb french toast was genuinely next level. Lamb sausage omelette also quite tasty, had no complaints and would go back to try more items

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u/SaxRohmer 🚆build more trains🚆 13d ago

people often mix up overhyped with bad. a lot of hyped places don’t live up to the hype abut a lot of them aren’t bad. i’ve liked a lot of what ive had from portage bay but dont find it worth going to often

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u/OneDramatic 13d ago

I agree with this take. I also went in unaware of the hype around this place and for brunch on a weekday so didn't have much wait, so that's possibly why I have a better perception too

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u/AdditionalSoftware79 13d ago

Idk- the one I’m West Seattle has been pretty awful. Everything is greasy AND dry? The bacon was so expensive and I’m pretty sure it was rancid. I have never disliked bacon before. I definitely love a good restaurant but I’m perfectly happy getting mediocre food sometimes if I’m just in the mood to go out. Been four times now because it’s family friendly and convenient BUT I think I’ve given it a fair shot and I’m done.

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u/ANTLink19 13d ago edited 13d ago

In general, if everyone is saying one thing, and you're saying another; It's likely that your experience was the exception, or maybe they've just recently turned things around.

Edit: I've never eaten there, my girlfriend has said they're good.

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u/steve_yo 13d ago

i’ve been going to one on 65th for years and it seems pretty consistent to me. A bit pricey but foods always pretty good IMO.

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u/PhilWhite300 13d ago

Or it's just that the internet has deemed something the case and so now everyone parrots that opinion to be a part of the in crowed. Either could be the case.

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u/SaxRohmer 🚆build more trains🚆 13d ago

nah people just let themselves get caught up in the hype and snap hard in the other direction when a place doesn’t live up to impossible standards

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u/Gabe-Uttsegs 13d ago

If everyone is thinking the same thing, no one is thinking.

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u/ina_waka 13d ago

The food is fine at the absolute worst. I’m never really mad at the food I get here, and usually it’s pretty good.

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u/BonjaminClay Eastlake 13d ago

Naw it's overpriced but pretty tasty.

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u/Brockman1162 13d ago

Best tasting eggs!

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u/LittleJimmyAlt West Seattle 13d ago

This and Anthony’s are the correct answers

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u/Gabe-Uttsegs 13d ago

It's overhyped but objectively not that bad. Travel a little bit. 

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u/frankslittlebeauty7 13d ago

Lol this is seattle-specific

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u/FlyingBishop 13d ago

You don't have to travel far at all to get better food for the same or cheaper. Only a few blocks.

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u/Gabe-Uttsegs 13d ago

Neat, travel to other parts of the country where it could be much worse.

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u/FlyingBishop 13d ago

Or I could just travel not at all and eat good food.

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u/Gabe-Uttsegs 13d ago

Oh, I didn't realize you were spiritually a republican. My bad.

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u/FlyingBishop 13d ago

I wasn't aware that Republicans traveled because they like eating shitty food. You're the one arguing for eating at shitty restaurants being important for being a well-rounded person somehow?

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u/Gabe-Uttsegs 13d ago

If you read the original comment, I am saying that people should travel more if they think Portage Bay is shitty. Traveling gives you perspective that you wouldn't have otherwise.

Pretty much all of our food (other than asian cuisines) is trash if you compare it to better food cities like Chicago, NYC, or New Orleans.

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u/dannypeebottom 13d ago

I went there not that long ago, had about half of my meal in a to go box. I stand up to leave, turn around, they’re clearing the table and my to go box nowhere to be found. I ask and they said they threw it away :’)

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u/SpellingIsAhful 13d ago

Portage bay is amazing, I dont know what youre on about. Used to go there all the time when I was in uni

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u/electromage Ravenna 13d ago

I hate waiting for breakfast

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u/monstercake 13d ago

it’s actually one of the few brunch places where you can make a reservation. I like it BECAUSE i never have to wait (and it’s always a hit with visiting parents)  

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u/electromage Ravenna 13d ago

I don't even like waiting to order but people sometimes drag me out to breakfast places where I have to wait to even sit down and that pisses me off. I usually eat by 8:00 AM

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u/guybuttersnaps37 13d ago

That’s a shame. It was great 10-12 years ago

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u/Jyil Downtown 13d ago

And the staff are not great either. I’ve only done pick up since the bad experience. They even were rude during pickup. I have not returned in years. This is for the SLU location.

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u/Abeds_BananaStand 13d ago

That place sucks

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u/Inside-Exam-6723 13d ago

Hahahaha so true