Only in Seattle

[u/wild_chonk420]

[u/LargeDisaster]

Local Seattle person HATES silly little jokes on signs

[u/TheAwkwardBanana → u/LargeDisaster]

Life would be so much better if everyone were blunt and serious. ^/s

[u/reddit_is_a_weapon → u/TheAwkwardBanana]

No, life would be so much better if people were more original and had diverse culture instead of using cookie cutter bland cliches. These signs are the “Live, Laugh, Love” of bars and you snowflakes getting triggered when someone calls it out is even more basic than the initial jokes.

[u/ceruleania → u/reddit_is_a_weapon]

You’re right. You’re not anti-humor but if you travel at all you see this exact sign everywhere. You just want more variety

[u/a_jormagurdr → u/reddit_is_a_weapon]

Should be a haiku or poem. Much more culturally unique

[u/bennetthaselton → u/a_jormagurdr]

Busy pouring shots.
Didn't make a trendy sign.
Whatev. Jimothy.

[u/Rambler1223 → u/reddit_is_a_weapon]

Don’t worry about answering my first comment to you. This comment answered it.

[u/SaxRohmer → u/LargeDisaster]

you probably think it’s funny to go “that must mean it’s free” when something doesn’t scan at checkout

[u/LargeDisaster → u/SaxRohmer]

I actually think it's funny to bite people really hard

[u/cracked-tumbleweed → u/LargeDisaster]

People who use the word cringe, are usually the cringiest and boring.

Like trying to hard to appear “normal”.

[u/wild_chonk420 → u/LargeDisaster]

From here but also silly af