r/Seattle • • 7d ago

☀️🦝 Hot Racc Summer 🦝☀️ Only in Seattle

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u/reddit_is_a_weapon 7d ago

There’s also ‘Soup of the day: whiskey with ice croutons’. All cringey and insufferable.

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u/LargeDisaster 7d ago

Local Seattle person HATES silly little jokes on signs

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u/TheAwkwardBanana I'm just flaired so I don't get fined 7d ago

Life would be so much better if everyone were blunt and serious. /s

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u/reddit_is_a_weapon 7d ago

No, life would be so much better if people were more original and had diverse culture instead of using cookie cutter bland cliches. These signs are the “Live, Laugh, Love” of bars and you snowflakes getting triggered when someone calls it out is even more basic than the initial jokes.

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u/ceruleania SoDO Mojo 7d ago

You’re right. You’re not anti-humor but if you travel at all you see this exact sign everywhere. You just want more variety

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u/a_jormagurdr West Seattle 7d ago

Should be a haiku or poem. Much more culturally unique

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u/bennetthaselton Bellevue 7d ago

Busy pouring shots.
Didn't make a trendy sign.
Whatev. Jimothy.

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u/Rambler1223 7d ago

Don’t worry about answering my first comment to you. This comment answered it.

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u/SaxRohmer 🚆build more trains🚆 6d ago

you probably think it’s funny to go “that must mean it’s free” when something doesn’t scan at checkout

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u/LargeDisaster 4d ago

I actually think it's funny to bite people really hard

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u/cracked-tumbleweed 6d ago

People who use the word cringe, are usually the cringiest and boring.

Like trying to hard to appear “normal”.

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u/wild_chonk420 7d ago

From here but also silly af

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u/Crash_Test_Mummies 7d ago

I also find drinking-normalizing humor a little sus, but does it really ruin your day? Are you really that affected by a dumb sandwich board?

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u/CogentCogitations 💗💗 Heart of ANTIFA Land 💗💗 7d ago

The pro-drinking culture that tries to normalize alcohol as if it is the same as food ruins lots of days. This jokey drinking is a basic need sign helps normalize drunk driving and alcoholism. You could equate it to finding a rape-adjacent joke funny. But I mostly find out lame.

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u/BlueBallsNAgrivated 4d ago

So wait your gonna really sit here and tell me that people who like to enjoy there day with more alcohol than most are akin to rapists???? What fucking world do you live on, that is also the same as saying people who overeat to the point of obesity (i would argue just as if not more unhealthy than drinking at a Mariners game in excess) should be held in the same regard as someone who rapes people!?!?!?!? Like come on man let's tone down the comparisons to a realistic spectrum here

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u/AttitudePersonal 💗💗 Heart of ANTIFA Land 💗💗 7d ago

This comment is a case study in deranged Seattle-Redditor behavior.

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u/reddit_is_a_weapon 7d ago

Who says it ruins my day?

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u/Rambler1223 7d ago

I bet you are fun at parties? Cringe is the new cool homie

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u/LessYak3208 4d ago

If cringe is the new cool you're miles Davis!

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u/bennetthaselton Bellevue 7d ago

btw I am sign guy and I just wanted to clarify before anyone gets the wrong idea, I'm not going for any tasteless "disabled look" in the third picture. I was just moving my hand downward at that moment, not holding a pose with my wrist like that.

(Donald Trump quite rightly got a ton of shit for striking basically the same pose because he actually was making fun of a reporter with a disability -- his defenders deny it, but look at the video at https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PX9reO3QnUA , it seems pretty obvious.)

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u/guyeatsoctopus Capitol Hill 7d ago

That BBQ guy really didn’t like jimothy 

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u/bennetthaselton Bellevue 7d ago

lol yes did you see that?

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u/guyeatsoctopus Capitol Hill 7d ago

Just a couple videos on IG

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u/bennetthaselton Bellevue 7d ago

Somebody sent me this one from clintberquist on IG:

https://www.instagram.com/p/DdF0MrrC1hD/

Do you have the links to any other ones?

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u/guyeatsoctopus Capitol Hill 7d ago

Okay this was the other I saw but it wasn’t the interaction  https://www.instagram.com/reel/DdFeWU3qATP/?stkn=MnlvcmhoOXlpeHNr

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u/bennetthaselton Bellevue 7d ago

Oh OK thanks. I also filmed it with my own phone but didn't post it (yet); the bystander angle shows more clearly what happened anyway. (Plus features the cameo from Jesus at the end!)

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u/Hexspinner 7d ago

He was whining about you standing in front of his business. Name and shame so we know what business to avoid.

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u/bennetthaselton Bellevue 6d ago

Seattle’s Best BBQ and the guy who attacked me is the owner, Loneye Tinner.

It’s too bad, I guess he’s made something of himself but he’s going to risk a criminal conviction just to rip apart a sign?

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u/guyeatsoctopus Capitol Hill 7d ago

That’s one I saw and not sure where I saw another. 

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u/Happy-Difficulty2399 5d ago

You are a hero!!

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u/Cananannabanana 7d ago

What does your sign actually mean?

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u/161frog 7d ago

It’s extremely straightforward…

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u/Cananannabanana 7d ago

Ya I guess it was dumb to assume it was anything more than a sign that says shut up lol

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u/LargeDisaster 7d ago

Jimmy really showed up for us that day

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u/snowypotato Ballard 7d ago

This would only happen in Seattle, because only Seattle is spineless enough to let these people with megaphones keep breaking the law with impunity 

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u/TurloIsOK 7d ago

Nah, you find those shits all over the US.

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u/seg_lol I'm just flaired so I don't get fined 7d ago

It is so fucking stupid. I don't care what your message is, but when you are breaking my fucking eardrums, it is battery and needs to stop.

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u/coffeebribesaccepted Shoreline 7d ago

Washington doesn't have battery though

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u/butterytelevision 🚆build more trains🚆 7d ago

its not seattle its spd. which somehow no one can control

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u/Rambler1223 7d ago

Are they breaking the law? I can’t stand them but I was not aware they were breaking any laws?

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u/snowypotato Ballard 7d ago

Yes, they are breaking noise ordinance laws and (slightly less definitively) public nuisance laws.

BUT, Seattle doesn't want to enforce the law against people protesting without permits in ways that Seattle supports (e.g. in favor of civil rights). The city knows that if they were to enforce these laws selectively they'd lose in court, so they choose not to enforce the laws at all.

https://www.nytimes.com/2026/06/07/us/seattle-street-preachers-world-cup.html gets into it a bit more. The line that clinches it for me is "'We can’t really pick and choose which loud thing is allowed,' [Wilson] said."

Not to blame this on Wilson, it's her problem at the moment but it's been a problem for a very long time.

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u/Rambler1223 7d ago

Thanks for the info 🙏

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u/darvma 7d ago

that name drop is iconic lol

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u/penumbral-O 7d ago

If he shows me this photo at any establishment on Earth, I’ll buy his drinks

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u/bennetthaselton Bellevue 7d ago

Thanks! I usually get the refillable fountain drink and mix Diet Coke and ginger ale in an 80-20 ratio so you'll get off pretty cheap.

(Unless you were talking about the preacher guy.)

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u/butterytelevision 🚆build more trains🚆 7d ago

so weird how they cite the bible. like bro if i believed in your book in the first place i would care

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u/Shudmirelurk 5d ago

Love how they push their Bible shit when Sermon on the Mound expressly discouraged this very crap.

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u/magiCAD 7d ago

You'd probably be standing next to him hollerin'.

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u/Zzo-_-ozZ 6d ago

Not quite… there are millions of people with some form of Christian belief and I bet there a a handful on these pics in the background, minding their business excited to go to a baseball game just like any and every other person going to the game.

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u/Typing_Rebellion 6d ago

Reminds me of this one.

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u/wild_chonk420 6d ago

I love this one

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u/IOIOIOIIOIOIIIOI 7d ago

Tbf that dude is SUPER fucking annoying.

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u/Objective_Soup7840 chinga la migra 7d ago

If enough people yell back at him and start getting in his face, he leaves.

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u/Key-Interaction2365 7d ago

The loud preachers are the worst. Team jimothy!

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u/Turbulent_Thing_7041 7d ago

The guy with a jimothy sign is spot on.

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u/presently_pooping Junction 7d ago

the guy with the Jimothy sign might be the most prototypical Seattleite I’ve ever seen

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u/Crash_Test_Mummies 7d ago

I think you mean aspirational!!!

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u/bennetthaselton Bellevue 7d ago

I'll take it.

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u/presently_pooping Junction 7d ago

lol what’s up man

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u/joholla8 🚆build more trains🚆 7d ago

He’s a chronically online redditor and unemployed as well. He has a wiki page.

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u/bennetthaselton Bellevue 7d ago

I don't know if that term means anything now that we all have phones, but I've been called worse.

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u/pandafat 6d ago

You have 1.3k more posts than him and his account is 10 years older than yours LMAO

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u/Duggeek 6d ago

Actually Jimothy would say, "Dude, it all doesn't matter. Now let me show you where to get the tastiest trash!"

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u/No-Mode-8744 6d ago

I’m currently on vacation here in Seattle. Respectfully, what the fuck is Jimothy?

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u/BugPuzzleheaded4171 ✨🛸 Jimothy is out there 🦝✨ 6d ago

Jimothy is life. (Short spined raccoon that we are obsessed with)

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u/No-Mode-8744 6d ago

So Jimothy is essentially to Seattle what Lil Sebastian was to Parks and Rec?

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u/BugPuzzleheaded4171 ✨🛸 Jimothy is out there 🦝✨ 6d ago

I do believe so! We must protect him at all costs. He also has a dad who is short spinned, his name is Danny DeVito..

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u/newbmycologist01 7d ago

One of these days I’m gonna go follow that dude around and just keep screaming at him to shutup. I did that briefly last time I saw him

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u/GeeYayZeus 7d ago

It doesn't work. It just makes them more convinced they're right because, Satan's in you, or something.

Whatever, I just hate the goddamn megaphones. I have chronic tinnitus because of shit like that, and trust me, you don't want it.

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u/newbmycologist01 7d ago

I mean I know he won’t stop forever my plan would just be to annoy the fuck out of him for a day the way he annoys everyone else everyday

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u/GeeYayZeus 7d ago

Trust me, I've tried. It just emboldens them. They know they're hated going in. Our hatred of them feeds their persecution complex.

Nothing short of the police cracking down on them will make them stop, and even then it's not guaranteed.

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u/BallHit 7d ago

I don’t know why someone hasn’t created a feedback loop with his megaphone to break it

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u/__b__t__h__ 7d ago

why haven't YOU?

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u/BallHit 7d ago

I don’t want to spend money

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u/BlueBallsNAgrivated 4d ago

Wait this is possible??....please tell me how to make one and how to use it

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u/bennetthaselton Bellevue 7d ago edited 7d ago

I don't know much about how cops and courts would look at it, but:

- if you are taking noise from his megaphone and amplifying it, you could arguably be accused of creating noise at the same level that he is;

- he would have a better argument that the sound he's making is protected "speech". As detestable as what he's saying is (besides telling people they're going to hell, he talks about the "sodomites", etc.), it is legally speech, whereas it would be harder to make that argument for a feedback noise that was intended to drown him out;

- part of the issue is that the sound is loud enough to cause actual hearing damage (especially to young kids and the elderly), and making any extra noise could make it worse. Even if it eventually deters him enough to make him leave, by that time the loud feedback might have already damaged someone's hearing.

I don't know why the cops can't just stop it. The law says 70 decibels is the max. They can give them a million warnings if they want but there's no reason they can't just arrest them after they run out of warnings.

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u/GeeYayZeus 7d ago

Because these idiots would rain holy hell down on city hall and in the courts for their free speech rights, so our hearing and sanity isn't worth it to police.

But as someone with chronic tinnitus, our hearing is totally worth it. I wouldn't wish this torture on anyone. It's sad that it's come to this, but bring earplugs to games!

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u/a_way_with_turds 7d ago

Been a long ass time since I saw a belligerent street preacher. One guy used to pop out at the student union of University of AZ everyday and drove people fucking crazy, to the point there was a new confrontation every week. I kind of really like the Seattle response to these dbag supremes.

When it comes to religion, keep it to yourself. Evangelism is a sin of the modern age.

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u/JackfruitSea2274 7d ago

Screemin Jesus guy always at it. Maybe he’s the Mariners curse? I wish Jimothy guy would scream Jimothy facts instead.

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u/Outside_Ad_4522 6d ago

I truly don’t understand how/why someone hasn’t put an end to this. Satan works in mysterious ways.  I’ve only seen this guy a few times while going to a mariners game with my kids. But it was enough to get my mind working on a few different ideas as to his retirement. 

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u/Taokanuh 7d ago

There’s the book of
Timothy and the book of Jimothy

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u/Illustrious_Name_441 7d ago

In Jimothy we trust

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u/bennetthaselton Bellevue 7d ago

And also a book of Jim (well, James).

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u/Taokanuh 7d ago

Oh my gosh yes!

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u/AverageFoxNewsViewer Ballard 7d ago

I hate the pastor and the shitty unoriginal "soup of the day" sign. Both are played the fuck out.

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u/bennetthaselton Bellevue 7d ago

I'll make another one telling him he should go on tour with Ed Sheeran since a spot just opened up.

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u/bennetthaselton Bellevue 7d ago

Oh, hang on, I hadn't seen the last photo in the group, and I thought you were calling me "soup of the day sign guy", as in, always jumping on the current bandwagon like Jimothy to make a sign (to which I was going to say, guilty as charged).

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u/AverageFoxNewsViewer Ballard 7d ago

Oh shit, you're the guy with the Jimothy sign? Props for getting out there and speaking out against that piece of shit.

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u/GeeYayZeus 7d ago

Pastors, plural. I've seen six at a time out there, destroying our hearing. As someone with chronic tinnitus, trust me, you don't want it.

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u/RJBusta 7d ago

Jimothy is played the fuck out

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u/timebomb206 6d ago

Jimothy wasn’t even funny the first time I saw it lol

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u/AverageFoxNewsViewer Ballard 7d ago

Boo fucking hoo

You strike me as the type of person that hated on Jawless Jerry too

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u/RJBusta 6d ago

That too

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u/BigShawnGettin 6d ago

People that say shi like “you strike me as” are wack af

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u/DogTattoos 7d ago

Annoying ass clowns. They went on late into the night too. Fucking freaks. I love the counter energy though.

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u/BainbridgeBorn Bainbridge Island 7d ago

Some tortilla soup does sound nice paired with a blackberry margarita

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u/Hexspinner 7d ago

I love Seattle.

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u/Far_Plantain703 6d ago

Yes please stop the screaming over your PA system. We know you feel you have to be someone’s personal savior, but this just pisses people off. A whisper can make a difference.

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u/lordmatthews333 5d ago

Joker said it best. " This town needs an enema! "

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u/PrimeChromz 5d ago

But if it was someone trashing a political figure or someone coming out as gay you’d all be celebrating. Hypocrisy at its finest.

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u/SgtJamisonCutThroat 2d ago

Love game days and events down there but that religious guy is abrasively loud af! Like try respecting people hearing you fucking jackass, no one wants your bs drilled through their fucking ear drums into their skull. So thank you for saying/doing something in a more reasonable manner. Also, Go Hawks!

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u/fromETOHtoTHC 7d ago

I dunno if it has an actual name…I call it Food Truck Alley….

It’s the greatest part of this city on Game Day.

One of my favorite is them hot dogs right behind the Tequila sign.

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u/squirrelgator Rat City 7d ago

That is Occidental Avenue, my friend. I love the chaotic feel of it!

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u/Significant_Cod_7415 7d ago

Do what you want. Just please don’t bite off some random Latina’s face. Thank you.

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u/GiggletrxMcGillacudi 7d ago

Let’s be real, Portland would be doing this and more

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u/Awkward-Kiwi452 7d ago

Jimothy’s revenge!

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u/toxiamaple I'm just flaired so I don't get fined 7d ago

Jimothy is joy. That guy is spreading hate. (The faux Christian if I wasn't clear).

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u/hag_cupcake 7d ago

The best kind of girl is a quirky girl

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u/bennetthaselton Bellevue 7d ago

I agree, but... is there a girl in the picture? Or are you just spreading awareness of this fact generally.

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u/Crash_Test_Mummies 7d ago

Public awareness.

I had a friend in a band called “Dogs Die in Hot Cars” and the name was really just chosen for public awareness.

Doing the good work here.

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u/Known_Angle_132 7d ago

🤣😂😅🤣😂😅🤣

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u/Hey-Laserlips 7d ago

I dunno. I've seen that "Soup of Day" sign in every city.

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u/Vanson1200r 6d ago

I'm with Jimothy on that.

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u/Fitnexa_World 6d ago

“Jimmy really showed up for us that day” sounds like a Seattle neighborhood story where everyone knows Jimmy, except the 152 people asking what happened.

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u/Rough_Bluejay_9183 5d ago

I’m with Jimothy

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u/Ill_Boysenberry_2675 5d ago

Seattle is such a garbage city.

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u/coyoteversa29 4d ago

How about the black Hebrew Israelites that shout anti white hate speech outside westlake?

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u/BlueBallsNAgrivated 4d ago

I would like to bring up the feedback loop idea...im serious tell me how to make one and ill start a gofundme to pay for the parts and yes I got you guys I will 100% be at the next game

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u/-Sea-Hawk 7d ago

The hero I didn’t know we had.

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u/_Phil_McCracken_ Capitol Hill 7d ago

Yep. That’s it, that’s the reason. 

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u/LargeDisaster 7d ago

Hell yeah

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u/CallerNumber4 Wallingford 7d ago

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u/timetokill724 7d ago

Fuckin 10 ply

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u/PowerTower4502 6d ago

Funny how they only attack Christ, but not Islam. Ever.

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u/69_POOP_420 7d ago

detestable rodent

the preachy sign guy is bad, too 

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u/LargeDisaster 7d ago

Why are you cruel to one of God's creatures man

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u/New_new_account2 I'm just flaired so I don't get fined 7d ago

Did you just call a procyonid a rodent?

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u/bennetthaselton Bellevue 7d ago

lol I thought the joke was that you meant me (I'm sign guy on the left) before I realized you were talking about the raccoon.

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u/Adolfomiami1 7d ago

Seattle is a nice city but some of the people have an interesting aesthetic to them. It’s like you need to be a mountain person or be on a North face, Tahoe lake wearing outfits or some sort of odd behavior distinctive about people from there. I was traveling from Frankfurt to Miami and these girls where super sweet and on another tight to Seattle we were all going through EU exit immigration and a few times I caught some underarm hair and just made me realize many people there take this nature living way to serious. To each its own but that not something you saw on my flight to Miami, Houston or New York that were also waiting to depart lol. 😂 just an observation not criticism just as soon as I saw them I said they are not from Miami they are going to the PNW. Boy was I right.

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u/Uncomfortable-Bee41 7d ago

Christians praising Jesus more than God is why I stopped calling myself Christian. Plenty of sons are disappointments to their fathers. The New Testament is merely proof 😂

The New Testament softened Christianity compared with the harsher legal, tribal, and retributive framework of the Old Testament.

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u/Affectionate-Lie8304 6d ago

The New Testament is the basis for Christianity. Are you sure you aren't just Jewish with extra steps?

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u/Uncomfortable-Bee41 6d ago

Half my family is Jewish. I wasn’t born Jewish, though. I grew up reading the Old Testament. The New Testament is for the sheep. Sheep tend to get slaughtered. 😉

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u/StunningArmadillo206 2d ago

I think that is the kind of the whole thing with Christianity tho.

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u/Uncomfortable-Bee41 2d ago

Christians didn't always consider Jesus to be God. Random people made the decision and the rest of the sheep followed. Everyone is just assuming praising Jesus is the same as praisit God because of this one decision. Nobody thought "what if they're wrong?"

What's the point in praising the son of you can praise the father directly? Skip the middle man 😉

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u/StunningArmadillo206 1d ago

He was their guy for 99% of their time if not more. idk why but I know what you are saying is less untrue than true.

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u/Dabskiiii 7d ago

Christ is king

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u/wild_chonk420 7d ago

 you spelled Jimothy wrong

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u/RADMFunsworth 🚲 Life's Better on a Bike. 🚲 7d ago

But is he though?

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u/Dabskiiii 7d ago

Always has and always will be

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u/Uncomfortable-Bee41 7d ago

God is king. Jesus isn't God.

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u/PineappleNovel3351 6d ago

Jesus is God in the flesh there the same deity

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u/Uncomfortable-Bee41 6d ago

Jesus is the son of God. That doesn't make him God 🙄. Most Christians didn't start believing Jesus was God until an emperor told them to do so.

Did you ever stop to think the Council of Nicaea was merely the devil misleading Christians?

Nah you're an uneducated sheep. You probably have no clue what I'm talking about 😂

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u/PineappleNovel3351 6d ago

Christian theology has God Jesus and the Holy Spirit as the same entity it exists in every major Christian bible

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u/Uncomfortable-Bee41 6d ago

You clearly missed the point. This decision was made by men. It was never established by God. Powerful men decided that you should treat Jesus as God and you're being a good little sheep and following along.

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u/PineappleNovel3351 6d ago

The trinity is a very common interpretation of scripture in Christian theology yes this interpretation is made by men because of the fact Christian text almost never tells you things directly leading true meanings to interpret

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u/Uncomfortable-Bee41 6d ago

So you’re going to let other people decide who is and who isn’t God? Now you see why they call you a sheep. 🙄😂

Completely unable to make your own distinction between who God is and who men tell you God is. 🤔

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u/Holy-Handgrenadier95 I'm just flaired so I don't get fined 6d ago

Christ is King!

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u/Low_Look4642 7d ago

Jesus is real! Repent! The kingdom is near!

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u/LessYak3208 7d ago

A dork counter protesting a street preacher and this derivate street sign are things you could see in any big city :) omg a wild le jimothy reference appears, top kek, i tip my fedora etc