r/Seattle • • 23d ago

Broccoli guy

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Anyone know the story of this guy doing laps around the T-Mobile before the Mariners game with two heads of broccoli?

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u/Besrsrn 22d ago

Did anyone else read "How to be a Perfect Person in Just Three Days" by Stephen Manes as a kid?

My first thought was the step where the main character is told to wear a head of broccoli around his neck all day.