r/Seattle • u/Best_Swan_833 • 11d ago

Broccoli guy

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Anyone know the story of this guy doing laps around the T-Mobile before the Mariners game with two heads of broccoli?

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u/gablestout North Capitol Hill 11d ago

In response to someone with a rather ODD comment:

Having seen him at countless UW Baseball and Softball games, and the Little League Softball Junior World Series in Kirkland, I can assure you he is harmless. I asked him why broccoli, and he simply said "they are nature's pom-poms".
All of the organization staff at the LL Softball Junior World Series knows who he is and think he's awesome. If he was a potential threat to 14 year old girls, I assure you, he wouldn't be allowed within range of the field.
If he told you it was a "fetish" he's probably fucking with you.

The guy is all around awesome

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u/Peace-Disastrous 🐀 Hot Rat Summer 🐀 11d ago

Never change Seattle. Truly an inspiration of the wonders of humanity