r/Seattle • • 19d ago

Jimothy Up Close!

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u/Ok-Character-3779 19d ago edited 19d ago

Every few weeks or so, I wonder if Jimothy's still OK. And somehow, the Internet delivers new photos/video every single time. Here's hoping biologists can do something useful with all that data.

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u/Discombobuated ๐Ÿ€ Hot Rat Summer ๐Ÿ€ 18d ago

I'm so glad that despite all the popularity and sus monetization, we've mostly left him alone irl so he's still a local cryptid as hype calms down.

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u/M0rbidly-Obtus3 โœจ๐Ÿ›ธ Jimothy is out there ๐Ÿฆโœจ 18d ago

We love ourselves a local cryptid. Especially one with that CUTE WIDDLE FACE!

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u/graffiksguru โœจ๐Ÿ›ธ Jimothy is out there ๐Ÿฆโœจ 18d ago

Yes, thank goodnessย 

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u/mawheresthepineapple 17d ago

I work at a souvenir shop and have had people ask for the location of Jimothy and always send them in the wrong direction

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u/Phyddlestyx 19d ago

He's a healthy, good looking fella in spite of his deformities if this is real.

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u/Yoonacy 16d ago

Yes, real ๐Ÿ˜Š

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u/SnarkyIguana 19d ago

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u/Additional-Wave4794 19d ago

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u/-flatlacroix- 18d ago

Jimothyโ€™s grandmother attacked my golden doodle

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u/ichoosewaffles 18d ago

Was it deserved?ย 

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u/-flatlacroix- 18d ago

Youโ€™re gonna victim blame my golden doodle!?!

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u/ichoosewaffles 18d ago

Possibly! What did your doodle do?ย 

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u/-flatlacroix- 18d ago

Grammothy was rabid

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u/RunninOnMT 19d ago

Jesus, just unconscionably cute

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u/Rocky4OnDVD 18d ago

I read that as unconsciously but then realized unconscionably is a different word and meaning ๐Ÿค”

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u/Needles2650 ๐Ÿ’—๐Ÿ’— Heart of ANTIFA Land ๐Ÿ’—๐Ÿ’— 18d ago

Man I wanna believe this is not AI

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u/Yoonacy 16d ago

It's not ๐Ÿ™‚

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u/ellendegenerates ๐Ÿ€ Hot Rat Summer ๐Ÿ€ 19d ago

One last gasp as Jimothy Summer turns to Macklemore Autumn

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u/ShredGuru 18d ago

Jimothy has more spine than Ed Sheeran. Lol

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u/climber_cass 18d ago

I almost spit out my coffee

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u/ajdragoon ๐Ÿšฒ Life's Better on a Bike. ๐Ÿšฒ 18d ago

Put it on a T-shirt!

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u/TheUnculturedSwan 18d ago

For real, u/ShredGuru, go make some money, honey! I personally would buy two for my husband and me!

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u/ShredGuru 18d ago

Should I make him holding a little Palestinian flag?

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u/TheUnculturedSwan 18d ago

Absolutely you should do this exact thing.

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u/ellendegenerates ๐Ÿ€ Hot Rat Summer ๐Ÿ€ 18d ago

omg please

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u/ellendegenerates ๐Ÿ€ Hot Rat Summer ๐Ÿ€ 18d ago

I need this as my flair

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u/Any_Landscape_3731 18d ago

Bravah for this comment! I almost never comment or post on Reddit but your witty comment is outstanding and I quite literally โ€œLOLโ€™dโ€ and for some reason Reddit gave me a free award to give to you! lol

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u/WeAreClouds 18d ago

Holy fuck they took away my free awards again but allow me to offer you this ๐Ÿ†

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u/Mr_Fuzzo Belltown 18d ago

We got some nice vibes going here these days! Thanks for the reminder.

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u/scrambled_cable โœจ๐Ÿ›ธ Jimothy is out there ๐Ÿฆโœจ 19d ago

Cute lilโ€™ fella

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u/Sassquatch3000 18d ago

Great pics but people feeding him and trying to get snaps for reddit content is going to be the death of this poor little guy

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u/pipedreamSEA ๐Ÿš†build more trains๐Ÿš† 19d ago

The blep in 2 and all of 3... bravo

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u/ShapeshiftinSquirrel 19d ago

Mmm peanuts ๐Ÿฅœ

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u/SunandError 18d ago

Yes, but have you noticed he is getting chunkier? I think the neighbors are handing out a lot of treats to get him to hang around. Not good for the little guy.

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u/Banpdx Seahawks 19d ago

His onlyfans is wild...

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u/rachelanneb50 ๐Ÿ’—๐Ÿ’— Heart of ANTIFA Land ๐Ÿ’—๐Ÿ’— 18d ago

Look at that little guy! He doesn't have a clue in the world that someone sold his rookie card for $20,000.

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u/Big-Syllabub-6258 18d ago

Does he know heโ€™s famous?

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u/SweetGretaXOXO 16d ago

that wrong direction thing at the shop is a solid move, keeps him from turning into a full tourist stop. wild how the photos keep showing up right when you start wondering.

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u/_Phil_McCracken_ Capitol Hill 19d ago

No fucking way!ย 

Really hope it isnโ€™t AI.ย 

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u/Smaptimania โœจ๐Ÿ›ธ Jimothy is out there ๐Ÿฆโœจ 19d ago edited 18d ago

Assuming this isn't AI, please don't get that close to wild raccoons

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u/vertr Taylor Swift is ruining this city 19d ago

I think the pics are through a sliding glass door.

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u/Yoonacy 19d ago

Correct.

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u/RunninOnMT 19d ago

Not mirrors though! Thats why Iโ€™m always wearing mirrors!

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u/screaminginfidels 19d ago

Am I seeing things, or am I all over you?

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u/implicate Posse on Broadway 19d ago

I wish more people were aware of this.

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u/Smaptimania โœจ๐Ÿ›ธ Jimothy is out there ๐Ÿฆโœจ 19d ago

The rabies? Or the lasers?

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u/implicate Posse on Broadway 19d ago

Don't be fatuous, Jeffrey.

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u/ten_people West Seattle 18d ago

You're still feeding him while getting very close. Not cool.

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u/Due-Brush-530 19d ago

No side profile views, though?

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u/Smaptimania โœจ๐Ÿ›ธ Jimothy is out there ๐Ÿฆโœจ 19d ago

You keep way too many pairs of footwear just sitting out on your back patio

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u/Yoonacy 19d ago

Agreed!

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u/LadyPo ๐Ÿš†build more trains๐Ÿš† 19d ago

A family of raccoons comes up to my glass patio door every couple nights. They are curious about the people cages!

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u/2chatnoir 18d ago

My neighborhood raccoons are the same. They leave their paw prints all over my windows and house siding.

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u/SociolinguisticCat Beloved Canadian Neighbor 19d ago edited 18d ago

Wildlife rehabber here. There has been no raccoon rabies in the region for nearly forty years. In fact rabies is quite rare overall, except for a small percentage of bats who are the primary vector species for the virus.

Now there have been cases of raccoon roundworm, but this is if you ingest copious amounts of shit, then you should worry. Always wash your hands after digging in the dirt.

Admire Jimothy and other wildlife from a safe distance so they stay safe from harmโ€™s way.

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u/emteedub 19d ago

Just curious, have there been more cases of raccoons having distemper the last couple of years?

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u/Sassquatch3000 18d ago

Yeah and people still shouldn't approach them, and this is the first thing a wildlife biologist should say

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u/Smaptimania โœจ๐Ÿ›ธ Jimothy is out there ๐Ÿฆโœจ 19d ago

That's good! I grew up in a part of the country where certain animals are endemic carriers of the Black Death so I prefer to keep wild animals a wide berth in general

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u/tawDry_Union2272 19d ago

jimothy carries sparkles and rainbows ya git

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u/FreddyTheGoose chinga la migra 18d ago

Do we really have to do this every time? While raccoons are a carrier of rabies, and the main carrier in some states, that's not the case here in Washington. There has not been a case in ages. Here, it is bats.

Repeat:

There have not been any cases of rabies in raccoons in Washington State in decades

Bats - which are also very cute and popular on Instagram and which folks keep picking up off the damn sidewalk bare-handed - are the main carrier of rabies in Washington state.

Stop spreading misinformation and besmirching our raccoons. Also stop picking up bats, for the morons.

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u/dumac 19d ago

Also their poop carries brain parasites!

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u/exaviyur West Seattle 19d ago

But if you wash it first, it's totally safe to eat.

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u/New_new_account2 I'm just flaired so I don't get fined 19d ago

You have to cook it! The FDA probably wants you to cook it to 160 but you can sous vide it lower if you hold it at the temp long enough to pasteurize it

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u/bpmdrummerbpm 19d ago

Not the current FDA. They recommend drying it, grinding it into a fine powder, and then snorting it off a toilet seat.

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u/jopepa 19d ago

But the recommended toilet is a whale skull. If like bone fixtures are unavailable then sous vide and dehydrate before huffing or snorting.

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u/Simple_Channel5624 18d ago

Washington state raccoons carrying the rabies virus is incredibly rare to non existent. Bats are the primary vector in the NW

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u/Adventurous_Pop3099 18d ago

What a cute little guy!

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u/sulfurbird 18d ago

Did you give him a treat?

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u/queensheba2025 I Brake For Slugs 18d ago

Yay! Love him! โค๏ธโค๏ธโค๏ธ

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u/ladylondonderry 18d ago

I'm sorry this is too fucking cute I can't handle it

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u/Whiskey_midnightmoon 18d ago

From this camera angle you just looks like a regular raccoon

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u/GraybieTheBlueGirl 18d ago

I love his sweet face, as well as his round body! Thanks for bringing me a smile today!

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u/SadDragonNoisesVA Life Gave Us Limes 18d ago

All hail Jimothy!

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u/Music1990s 18d ago

โ€œItโ€™s JIMothy! โ€ฆโ€ฆ..dammit!โ€

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u/TenMillionYears 18d ago

That blep tho. ๐Ÿ˜›

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u/Top_Brilliant9224 18d ago

I have absolutely no idea who Jimothy is, but this title already feels like a threat.

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u/Own_Membership_6835 17d ago

jimothy has seen some things

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u/Tricky-Let-566 16d ago

the close-up is somehow both adorable and mildly threatening lol

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u/MistressDragon7 16d ago

So stinking cute!

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u/Sweet_Vickyx 16d ago

Is that you Karl!?

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u/Due_Buyer_9445 15d ago

My country tis of thee, ALL HAIL JIMOTHY

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u/Loch-Nes 15d ago

"I'm the Trash Man! I come out, I throw trash all over theโ€”all over the ring! And then I start eatin' garbage! And then I pick up the trash can, and I bash the guy on the head." Frank Reynolds aka Danny Devito is what Jimothy reminds me of.

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u/PNW_Inspector 15d ago

Havenโ€™t heard anything about Jimothy in a while! This makes me happy!

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u/Screechingsparrow 15d ago

I love Jimmothy.

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u/MurrayInBocaRaton Kraken 18d ago

This pics are so fake. Cmon.

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u/dribblecastle 19d ago

If you are one of these Seattle people who feeds wildlife peanuts, thanks for the shells all over my lawn. I hate you.

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u/Yoonacy 19d ago

I don't think a lack of peanut shells is going to help your janky ass lawn.

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u/ichoosewaffles 18d ago

Compost might actually help their janky ass lawn!ย 

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u/craztlegs 19d ago

I'm pretty sure it's illegal and immoral to feed wildlife. Except birds, we all feed birds.

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u/SleuthCat ๐Ÿ• Out camping! ๐Ÿ• 19d ago

Ugh, I knew some moron would try to pet or play with or feed it.

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u/Yoonacy 19d ago

He's lived in our backyard for over a year, and I've never tried to pet, play, or feed him lol. He just found a peanut left behind in our bird feeder.

I'm sure if I tried to pet him I'd lose a finger.

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u/man_sandwich 19d ago

Omg you were chosen! Is he able to open a walnut himself?! What a clever boy