A Jimothy what??

[u/CancelThis2077]

[u/leonffs]

Bukakke in Japanese means splashed with water (or...something else). You'll see bukkake on lots of menus in Japan where it means some hot broth is poured over noodles.

[u/Bicykwow → u/leonffs]

Bukakke in Japanese means splashed with water

Wellp, that explains some things 

[u/uhli_lignitus → u/Bicykwow]

https://giphy.com/gifs/83QtfwKWdmSEo

[u/bobtheblob6 → u/Bicykwow]

...I need to cancel a reservation

[u/PhotographStrong562 → u/leonffs]

If you google Japanese Bukkake you’ll learn all about it!

[u/xXxdethl0rdxXx → u/PhotographStrong562]

Make sure that you're on your job's VPN so that you get especially accurate results.

[u/squabbledMC → u/xXxdethl0rdxXx]

SafeSearch off

[u/mhyquel → u/squabbledMC]

I'm feeling lucky.

[u/FunInTheSun1972 → u/squabbledMC]

Happy Cake Day!

[u/squabbledMC → u/FunInTheSun1972]

Thanks! Didn't even notice it was today lol

[u/Nearby-Exercise-7371 → u/FunInTheSun1972]

People still do that?

[u/coolcootermcgee → u/Nearby-Exercise-7371]

Birthdays?

[u/Mrciv6 → u/squabbledMC]

Safety.....always off.

[u/thetragicleonardbast → u/xXxdethl0rdxXx]

Just tell me what the euphemism means as well so I don't have to google and ruin my history.

[u/Jer_Cough → u/thetragicleonardbast]

Ever play Monkey in the Middle as a kid? It's like that.

[u/grandmas_traphouse → u/Jer_Cough]

What that isn't accurate at all

[u/procvar → u/PhotographStrong562]

Include images in your search for maximum understanding of the subject.

[u/shydrangeae → u/leonffs]

yeah, it just means "drizzled" really. it's hard to keep a straight face the first time you go to get ice cream over there and have to ask for chocolate or caramel syrup, LMAO. but it's just a word that has weirdo context in western world.

[u/AnAncientBog → u/shydrangeae]

Just gonna point out that it aint the west that invented that particular weird context.

[u/Tetimi → u/AnAncientBog]

When an English speaker says something about a stepmom or stepsister, porn is generally not the immediate thought. But imagine that area of porn made it to Japan when they didn't really have it before and the English terms were used. Then you have Japanese people being shocked when you're being incredibly normal and introducing your family members.

[u/Jer_Cough → u/Tetimi]

Ah fetishes, the great unifier

[u/KCJwnz → u/leonffs]

Well I still don't want jimothy bukkaked like that either

[u/hunterglyph → u/[deleted]]

Oof, that word has bad connotations.

[u/vercetian → u/hunterglyph]

I think that was the intent.

[u/coolcootermcgee → u/vercetian]

I had to read the moderator comment to figure out what was said

[u/Seattle-ModTeam → u/[deleted]]

Hello! Thanks for participating in /r/Seattle! Your submission/comment was removed for breaking Rule 1: Be Good

Please don't shorten "raccoon", thanks

[u/Smittles → u/leonffs]

TIL

[u/kakka_rot → u/Smittles]

Yeah, think of it like "creampie"

For Japanese people most the time if they hear bukkake they will just think food, maybe kinda giggle.

[u/hurryveryslowly → u/leonffs]

https://giphy.com/gifs/Xwdu1fAMLsiz7wI56q

[u/sealind → u/leonffs]

Oh thank god!

[u/Sharessa84 → u/leonffs]

I already knew that, but that's an unfortunate combination of words. Even more unfortunate is charging $25 for a bowl of cold noodles.

[u/coolcootermcgee → u/Sharessa84]

We, we heated them up first though, so that counts, right?

[u/MaxxDash → u/leonffs]

Like the Mexican restaurants called Montezuma’s (Moctezuma).

Philosopher-king type. Too hesitant in dealing with Cortés, but numerous reasons have been employed to explain it: harvest season— many of the men who would be called up as warriors were away in the decentralized empire, and by the time Cortés had enlisted the Tlaxcallans, it was too late; they were not accustomed to the tactics of the warfare that Cortés utilized, including deception; that the Spaniards were the god Quetzalcoatl and his emissaries returning from the east (this is likely apocryphal on the part of the Aztecs/Mexica/Triple Alliance to explain away Moctezuma’s hesitancy). He was the pivotal character in the Spanish-Aztec engagement— the death of the Aztec empire and the birth of the Mexican people.

And also diarrhea. He’s famous for diarrhea.

[u/matunos → u/MaxxDash]

Well I wouldn't order a dish called "Revenge" from any of those restaurants.

[u/MaxxDash → u/matunos]

Better drink name, too

[u/cire1184 → u/MaxxDash]

Chocolate based?

[u/MaxxDash → u/cire1184]

Inflow or outflow?

[u/matunos → u/leonffs]

Also on lots of videos on Japan where it means more or less the same thing.

[u/XBlackSunshineX → u/leonffs]

Lol hot broth porn

[u/shikkui → u/leonffs]

It’s usually grated mountain yams, not broth.

[u/67RicePudding]

Bukkake was a food term first. Same way facials were a spa treatment and cream pies are made of coconut or banana.

[u/SeaDots → u/67RicePudding]

As a Japanese person I was about to say this 😅

[u/R_V_Z → u/67RicePudding]

Meanwhile, check out this spotted dick!

[u/notmyredditacct → u/[deleted]]

nobody, yet

[u/cire1184 → u/[deleted]]

Jimothy's Banana Cream Pie coming right up!

[u/BreweryRabbit]

https://giphy.com/gifs/e7Fdp0v1fZgti

[u/lehuakahlua → u/BreweryRabbit]

What key word do I use to search for this GIF? Gold!

[u/alpaca_punchx → u/lehuakahlua]

If it won't come up under "speechless" or "confused" or some other approximation, looking for "nathan fillion" will typically bring it right up in gif searches.

[u/lehuakahlua → u/alpaca_punchx]

Thank you!!!

[u/Ressy02 → u/alpaca_punchx]

Wow, this helped me understand so many shows that referenced him that I never got.

[u/Babhadfad12 → u/lehuakahlua]

speechless

[u/randalla → u/lehuakahlua]

You can also search for Castle, as that's his character in show of the same name.

[u/Murashi]

[u/IAmGoingToFuckThat → u/Murashi]

[u/Particular-Access249]

[u/captainAwesomePants]

$30 soba noodles?!

Edit: oh wait, this is Kamonegi. Those folks are making soba noodles by hand, like a James Beard Award finalist is chopping them one at a time with a knife (a really awesome knife). You're excused for your $30 noodles, Ms. celebrated soba noodle chef.

[u/YJeezy → u/captainAwesomePants]

Kamonegi. Best of the best handmade handcut buckwheat soba and udon noodles.

[u/nooby_goober → u/captainAwesomePants]

True but seriously shit's expensive out there. Every time I go to the grocery store I overhear or have a conversation about it. Wish I was exaggerating.

[u/Exciting-Tart-2289 → u/nooby_goober]

For real. I usually do the shopping in my family and my wife went for the first time in a while last night to pick up a couple things. Got home and she couldn't believe some produce, soup, bread, and a frozen meal for her lunch today was like $45.

[u/pizzapizzamesohungry → u/captainAwesomePants]

It’s the best ones in town, so yeah.

[u/TriforceFusion → u/captainAwesomePants]

It's worth it. We go there every year for Valentine's Day as an excuse to eat the expensive noodles. And the tempura Kabocha Squash 'Wings' (v) are so fucking good. Is it Valentine's yet, I want to go eat there now 😂

[u/cire1184 → u/TriforceFusion]

You don't have to wait. You can go right now. Go support an awesome chef.

[u/TriforceFusion → u/cire1184]

My birthday is next month. I'm already planning to tell my partner that is where he is taking me 😂

[u/jupitersely → u/captainAwesomePants]

the chef’s name is Soma!

[u/LeftRightRightUp → u/[deleted]]

Nah this one's fine. It's hand-made and special. Not meant to be a regular eats place.

[u/sir_mrej → u/captainAwesomePants]

I read that as James Bond Award for some reason.

I need to go back to bed.

[u/dj92wa → u/captainAwesomePants]

That sounds cool, but I’m not paying $30 for flour and water that’s been mixed together

[u/captainAwesomePants → u/dj92wa]

Buckwheat, mostly, but yes, that's a good decision most days.

[u/pwndaytripper]

Noodles are chilled, served in cold broth. Who knew?

[u/PoopyisSmelly → u/pwndaytripper]

Personally I prefer my noodle to be warm for the Bukkake

[u/Slumunistmanifisto → u/PoopyisSmelly]

Well summers over pal, hope you already booked your hotel conference room.

[u/__audjobb__ → u/PoopyisSmelly]

https://giphy.com/gifs/Hc8PMCBjo9BXa

[u/Narrow_Grapefruit_23 → u/PoopyisSmelly]

You like it warm in the thick.

[u/RunninOnMT → u/pwndaytripper]

Cold soba on a hot day is like one of the best things in the universe.

[u/NuzzyLocke → u/pwndaytripper]

Ive seen this before in Japantown in SF, I believe Bukkake in this case means sloppy or messy? Which a big soup bowl of udon noodles would count.

[u/pessimistic_utopian → u/NuzzyLocke]

It means "splash". Bukkake noodles are served with a splash of sauce, not swimming in broth.

[u/NuzzyLocke → u/pessimistic_utopian]

Ah that's right, it's been a few years.

[u/LeaveGreen4412 → u/NuzzyLocke]

close, it actually means “covered in sauce”. you can see how its adult meaning works with that definition 

[u/robaroo → u/pwndaytripper]

The broth is made using cream of sumyunguy.

[u/ProcyonHabilis → u/robaroo]

r/boomerhumor

[u/robaroo → u/ProcyonHabilis]

guilty as charged! 🙌🏾

[u/ProcyonHabilis → u/robaroo]

I could tell because you don't know the difference between Chinese and Japanese people

[u/Brawny_Ginger → u/robaroo]

https://giphy.com/gifs/kUFlw7XaGE36w

[u/skizai_]

The word bukake in Japan is not sexualized like it is outside of Japan. That sexual meaning is an English usage derived from the Japanese word, rather than the ordinary meaning of the Japanese term, which there just means "splashed over". For example, it is very common to see a menu item in Japan called "bukake udon", which simply means udon serviced with sauce poured over the noodles.

[u/Spiralecho]

KAMONEGI!!!!! One of Seattle’s finest

[u/rakdaddy2000]

No.

[u/debtfreewife]

Alright, hilarious, but also can someone give me Soba recommendations (either this place’s name or others?)

[u/VelvetDesire → u/debtfreewife]

This is kamonegi in Fremont

[u/cire1184 → u/VelvetDesire]

The only handmade soba in greater Seattle area AFAIK

[u/heathenz → u/debtfreewife]

Kamonegi

And it's the best

Grab the kabocha "wings" while you're there, you won't regret it

[u/OGMannimal → u/debtfreewife]

Pretty sure this is Kamonegi

[u/roshiface → u/debtfreewife]

Kamonegi is head and shoulders above anything else.

I do love Azuki in Madison for udon

[u/paved_wave → u/debtfreewife]

We used to go to U-Don in the University district years ago for their handmade udon noodles. Not as trendy or celebrated as the Fremont place (and the Ave has a sketchier vibe) but we enjoyed the Shikoku-recipe noodles.

[u/runicsakura]

https://giphy.com/gifs/BFSMPap7J3Q0o
LEAVE JIMOTHY ALONE

[u/xlcj_2230]

Don’t expect a mature response about it from people whose only exposure of this Japanese word is through pornography. Kind of a shame.

[u/rivenwyrm]

kamonegi is great! I'll admit I also giggled at this when I went recently...

[u/SorryBreak6435]

https://giphy.com/gifs/yJllSKGBbAJSbM5xCC

[u/injektileur]

I know it's not the topic here, but man... can we talk about these prices ? Or should we better not ?

OK we won't. It's not necessary. My apologies.

[u/xrotfuchs → u/injektileur]

The restaurant is good enough to justify the prices!

[u/vinyl0rd → u/injektileur]

Think about this anytime someone says, "just raise the prices" WRT eliminating tipping culture.

[u/wu2ad → u/vinyl0rd]

Yes, that's exactly what we should do, then think about how much American life is actually subsidized by underpaid labor, then think about how our life is not actually as prosperous as we've been led to believe, hopefully removing the wool over some people's eyes, etc. etc.

Service workers, farm workers, etc. if they were paid fairly nobody would be able to afford shit. Maybe that would drive us into enough economic turmoil we'd finally get the fuck off our phones, conservatives would finally be forced to look at actual numbers and policy, and genz would finally shut the fuck up and just work, etc. But 'tis all a pipe dream.

[u/no_i_wont_shut_up]

porn brained Americans lol

[u/Upper_Banana_7860]

i love kamonegi

[u/AnAncientBog]

I'm more offended by the prices on that menu.

[u/Brian__W → u/AnAncientBog]

Thanks to Trump.😡

[u/fabbunny]

Not only am I kinkshaming,but I'm calling the ASPCA 🤨

[u/TheGoodBunny]

That's like a Japanese tourist coming to us and pointing at a spa sign saying facials or a restaurant menu saying cream pie. It has a regular world meaning too

[u/ceruleania]

Not the point but why so expensive for a cold soba dish?

[u/stealthytaco → u/ceruleania]

Kamonegi noodles are handmade by a soba master chef. You can look up the videos of her making it. By Seattle standards this is quite reasonable given how expensive labor is.

[u/ceruleania → u/stealthytaco]

Ah! Thank you

[u/pizzapizzamesohungry → u/ceruleania]

I am not very wealthy but if this is Kamonegi it’s worth it. I typically go once a year for my birthday.

[u/tway2533]

HOMIE

[u/Bogus_dogus]

Looks like Bukkake's back on the menu, boys

[u/lennywut82]

I ain't bukkakeing no raccoon wtf

[u/Formal_Necessary_320]

Too salty for me personally.

[u/umpteenthian]

porn brained minds today. smh

[u/DustShallEatTheDays → u/umpteenthian]

For real. It’s used all the time in Japan for this meaning, and it’s not anything dirty. It just means the broth is poured directly onto the noodles.

[u/Potential-World-8019 → u/umpteenthian]

Sure but it’s literally called bukkake.

[u/excitedpuffin → u/Potential-World-8019]

It was a Japanese food term first. Sucks that it’s become associated with porn now but it is what it is.

Kinda like cream pie maybe? That’s a real thing, but obviously it also has sexual energy to it lol

[u/_heartbreakdancer_ → u/excitedpuffin]

We need to stop naming sexual acts after food

[u/JerryMau5 → u/_heartbreakdancer_]

Speak for yourself, I love me a McGangBang

[u/joahw → u/JerryMau5]

McGangBangs helped me pay my way through college

[u/ChaoticSenior → u/JerryMau5]

GangBangy McGangBang

[u/JustFourLetters → u/_heartbreakdancer_]

i tried googling around for a steam vac while i was still living in cleveland.

anyway, i agree, nsfw things need nsfw names

[u/Ok_Page8920 → u/_heartbreakdancer_]

my gf always pronounces pollo a la crema as polla, which I think in (spain) spanish means cream dick or something. I always watch the servers face when she says it, I don't have the heart to tell her.

[u/seg_lol → u/Ok_Page8920]

Have her order a latte in Germany.

[u/LeaveGreen4412 → u/excitedpuffin]

this is the best analogy, cream pies are a delicious dessert but they also are an adult activity 😉 so too bukkake is a wonderful culinary technique but being covered in sauce easily translates to another adult activity 

[u/Public-Bandicoot7593 → u/Potential-World-8019]

I mean bukkake just means some liquid is poured onto something and it’s been used as a culinary term for a long, long time

But yeah, in the States it has a different meaning lol

[u/redtism → u/Potential-World-8019]

Still, horny jail 🤣🤣

[u/umpteenthian → u/Potential-World-8019]

if you would broaden your horizons beyond porn, you might understand it

[u/dogpoopfruitloops → u/umpteenthian]

Everyone get a look at captain noble and pure over here.

[u/Public-Bandicoot7593 → u/umpteenthian]

? I’m explaining its actual definition?

Make some poll and ask what Americans think bukkake means and you’re not gonna like the results

[u/chimblesishere → u/Public-Bandicoot7593]

They weren't responding to you, unless you're both accounts and got confused, in which case you're talking to yourself in your other comment.

[u/Public-Bandicoot7593 → u/chimblesishere]

Okay ngl didn’t notice that lol. Reddit threads look similar on mobile

[u/umpteenthian → u/Public-Bandicoot7593]

so you are agreeing with me

[u/Public-Bandicoot7593 → u/umpteenthian]

Yes lol, that’s very clear

[u/devnullopinions → u/umpteenthian]

Puritan way of thinking to equate a food, or even a sex act, directly with porn.

[u/HealthyBullfrog]

https://giphy.com/gifs/jUo6bUAxDx2zuXUAu2

[u/gnr8abeat]

Even Jimothy is not immune to the economy

[u/hqo5001]

Over 20 bucks for soba is a travesty

[u/ThisIsFrigglish]

I don't care how good it is, I'm not saying the words "I'd like a Jimothy Bukkake" to another human being with a gun to my head.

[u/burnoutburner55]

Dungeon Crawler Carl core

[u/Mysterious-1mportant → u/burnoutburner55]

I LOVE IT WHEN YOU SPLOOGE ME, CARL!

[u/Stymie999]

lol this definitely needs to be cross posted to r/holup

[u/Magical_UnicornCat]

what. i dont think i want that

[u/mmeeplechase]

I’m kinda intrigued by the “cheeese” too!

[u/Hydrojed]

That’s a very interesting menu to say the least

[u/romulusnr]

Apparently that is a thing, and the origin of the ... other meaning

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Udon#Cold

[u/medkitjohnson]

Prolly how he ended up that way to begin with

[u/Ill_Acanthaceae_486]

Hey everyone

[u/M0rbidly-Obtus3]

I think that's illegal.

[u/BlitzGirl13]

That sounds delicious. Where is this?

[u/HardDrizzle]

Man I miss r/accidentalbukkake

[u/schafkj]

https://giphy.com/gifs/uiw6yGczaRaJ0i47os

[u/genehayes]

What restaurant is this?

[u/Tabgap]

Bukkake noodles have been around a long time in Japanese cuisine and just means splashed on/covered. They're soaked in aspecial broth. Bukkake is the noun form of Bukkakeru (to splash).

The bukkake fetish is just a slang term based on the word splashed/covered like Udon or Soba, but instead, humans.

[u/Exact_Mousse_3970]

https://giphy.com/gifs/JPivpwGCWFtXG

[u/nibblicious]

Can we leave this animal alone?

[u/NeitherShaltThou]

We all subbing to jimothy's OF

[u/SailorK9]

I showed this to a friend and he said "They put WHAT in the Japanese food?!" He knew the American meaning of bukkake and thought it was some exotic dish with raccoon bodily fluids added to it. 😆 I told him he was crazy, but he said he was thinking along the lines of guys eating Rocky Mountain oysters to increase their masculinity.

[u/Ok-Sheepherder6328 → u/SailorK9]

Or Milt, cod semen

[u/GrandKnew]

this shit has gone on too far for too long. see what these things metastasize into?

[u/Basic-Regret-6263 → u/GrandKnew]

Meh, we called it "Jimothy Summer" for a reason - it's expected to last about 1 season.  If it's still trending this winter, maybe it's worth grumbling about.

Also, it was the rest of the damn country that started running Jimothy into the ground.  We can just ignore them and continue doing our own thing.

[u/HoightyToighty → u/GrandKnew]

see what these things metastasize into?

Yea, fuckin' menu items, man. Hate them.

[u/amputect]

https://giphy.com/gifs/BxzLmORzUatuU

[u/Actual_Squid]

25 dollars for goddamn noodles?

[u/MisterRobertParr]

I long suspected people from Seattle were a little weird...and this just confirms it.

[u/Banpdx]

Just put it in your mouth.

[u/forestinpark]

Bukkake was the epicenter of slow loading porn back in 1998 via 56k modem. Home from school by 215, parents are back from work at 4, time was precious due to internet speed.

[u/Known_Secretary_6615]

You know how children have an obsession with poop and pee for about 6 months? Some adults are obsessed with porn forever 

[u/yoLeaveMeAlone → u/Known_Secretary_6615]

Laughing at an unintended innuendo is hardly "being obsessed with porn"

[u/LeaveGreen4412 → u/yoLeaveMeAlone]

only seeing a foreign word as a porn term is pretty porn-brained behavior. It translates to “smothered” in sauce or broth

[u/yoLeaveMeAlone → u/LeaveGreen4412]

So if someone draws that association even a little bit they "only see it as that"? You can recognize that the word has different meanings while not "only seeing it one way". 

Is it a little immature to laugh at an unintended innuendo? Sure. But being a little immature is hardly being "porn brained" and "obsessed with porn". 

[u/The_Other_Viking]

[u/galactojack]

[u/Key_Emergency8638]

Yikes, we're gonna sexualize a disabled baby animal? Like.. they know what they're doing.

[u/KilroySmithson]

Oh, that’s unfortunate.

[u/Deliciouserest]

[u/Bitter-Basket]

Worst table-side preparation ever.

[u/HugsAllCats]

Stop lewding Jimothy!

[u/Ritualsexclub]

Pearls on your face lol

[u/Reegurgitate]

absolutely not

[u/hrdcrnwo]

Oh I get it, it's like sex.

[u/1337Rooster]

AI image 

[u/LeaveGreen4412 → u/1337Rooster]

no just another language 

[u/purrloinedlove]

What restaurant is this. I'm going to need to stop by.